The Barkeep's In

Schnapps, Jell-O shots, whiskey, and wine. This blog is a mix of fandoms and personal tastes, making it my cocktail. On a more personal note hi I'm Kayla 29 and if it is on my blog there is a good chance I'm a fan of it.

[brightlyflamed]

"Why are we bringing the waiter?" "Because we can't boil water."

[feistiest]

me: lmao who needs a partner i’m alone but i’m not lonely bitch, i live fine by my fucking self bitch! play that hailee steinfeld song!

me after watching a one (1) good rom-com:

[nudityandnerdery]

Reblog if you are bisexual, pansexual, or asexual, if you support bisexuals, pansexuals, and asexuals, or

There’s no third, funny option, just the first two because it’s good to just support people because they deserve support.

[kisses-in-the-void]

[sincerelysaraahh]

Why are the bad guys always so damn hot?!

[marvelous-twilight-deactivated2]

[boondoggledongle]

[shakespeareinthepark-deactivate]

All the Loki fans after seeing the new pic of Loki in Ragnarok:

[smalltownboymp3]

Reblog if you're a Slytherin.

gryffindor | ravenclaw | hufflepuff

[uannsett-deactivated20211214]

how about instead of ever reblogging a single picture of carrie in that fucking gold bikini you reblog this instead?

[anakin-skywalker-imagines]

i don’t know if this has been done yet, but basically my mood right now.

[webuiltthepyramids]

“She’ll always be royalty to me.”

[october-wing]

Not taking any chances

[evienator]

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

[ohmystars-lunartics]

Sorry, but I couldn’t risk it. The anxiety of scrolling past it is too strong.

[lez-be-luxurious]

Reblog if you're gay or sad or need a hug

[summersbrewwithahintofbubbly]

the signs as alternate selves

Aries: unfortunate slave to an evil overlord, occasionally forgets how to breathe

Taurus: gets wings somehow, everyone thinks it's pretty rad

Gemini: the world's most powerful and longlived psychic

Cancer: leads a rebellion against Betty Crocker, then dies

Leo: finds true love and confuses archaeologists everywhere with confusing cave art

Virgo: majors in how to raise children while on the run from imperial forces, dies tragically

Libra: underestimates their rival and gets hanged in the most anime shit ever, also has a dragon

Scorpio: hates dragons, hangs people, sails the high seas, inspires ruthless young pirates for decades to come

Sagittarius: cries because of this one time he almost killed his best friend, hides in a cave for the rest of his life

Capricorn: joins a cult, also they're really tall. like, just, really fucking tall, it's 90% of their personality

Aquarius: sad man cries because no one wants to kiss him. doesn't realise it's because he's a desperate and unpleasant person

Pisces: Betty Crocker runs an empire

[summersbrewwithahintofbubbly]

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So I did a singing thing on Instagram and felt like sharing it.

[holltzmann-deactivated20160515]