Potterhead, A+, Fannibal And Everything In Between

[dogposts]

All dogs in the shelter were allowed to choose a toy as a Christmas present (volume warning)

[classycookiexo]

[capricorn-born]

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

[weaselle]

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[vmohlere]

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[userparamore]

JOEL + HIS DAUGHTERS

(insp.)

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[psychicpinenut]

"at this moment our audio recorder picks up-" and it's the most unintelligible noise you've ever heard

[wearewatcher]

this is mean

[dhomochevski]

Anakin turned, and found within Obi-Wan’s eyes a depth of feeling he had only rarely glimpsed in all their years together; and the pure uncomplicated love that rose up within him then felt like a promise from the Force itself.

[kara-ct]

Obi-Wan to Anakin: Your lightsaber is your life! Stop losing or breaking it!

Cody arrives and gives his lightsaber back to Obi-Wan for the thousandth time: Hold on, sir.

Obi-Wan: Thank you Cody.

Anakin : ...

[pilkachu]

[captora]

The 212th medics have enlisted the help of one very tired Marshal Commander in order to wrangle Obi-wan “it’s not broken if I can still move it” Kenobi post mission. There are holo recordings now being circulated around as blackmail.

[obes-kenobes-benos]

Cody: Look, this doesn’t have to be a big deal. Whoever took my caff, come forward and all will be forgiven.

Fives:

Echo:

Rex:

Cody: Smart. You knew I would never forgive you.

Cody: But you’re dumb if you think I won’t get to the bottom of this!!

Cody: YOU’RE ALL SUSPECTS!!!

-

Cody: how long have you been planning this? A day? A week? A year? Or is this the only reason you are fighting in this war.

Rex: You think I´m fighting in this war so I can steal your caff?

Cody: Your words, not mine.

-

Cody: Don’t tell me if you did it.

Cody, handing a picture: Tell him.

Echo: You want me to talk to a picture of your General?

Cody: Look him in the eye and tell him what you did.

Echo: I didn’t do it, General Kenobi.

Cody: Don’t you say his name!

-

Cody: I’m not mad at you. You just got thirsty and that’s the most natural thing in the world…

Fives: …I didn’t take your caff…

Cody: YOU’RE LYING!!

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Would be asleep right now, but there are Fictional Characters to imagine in emotional situations. You know how it is.

[bloodgutsandgore]

[hazelbeewitched]

the premise of the green knight is so fucking wild. dude was literally like "whosoever strikes me, even the teeniest little hit, will win the game - but they have to come back to me in a year and ill return the exact same blow to them" and gawain was like "radical." and chopped his whole fuckin head off

[toadscools]

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

so about that

[this-onegoes]

- Blythe Baird

[aw-hawkeye-no]

Me, chewing on my Bad Decisions™ Bagel in the corner:

The Universe: What’s that in your mouth?

Me, chewing faster:

The Universe: I said, WHAT THE FUCK IS IN YOUR MOUTH

[astrangergivingthestrangewelcome]

In my opinion the key to understanding how to play Sherlock Holmes' character is to understand that his asshole energy is actually pretty low. This is a common mistake made by many great actors. His asshole energy is no higher than the common mans. What he does have is nearly LETHAL levels of bitch energy. Whichever neuron in the brain that senses when the bitch levels are too high and sends out the anti bitch hormone Holmes was born without. Like you're right Sherlock should never just be played as a nice guy but his abrasive and off-putting behaviors are due to bitch energy not asshole energy. It's a subtle difference but a vital one. Don't fight me guys I know a scientist

[brawltogethernow]

This shouldn't make any sense but it does, in fact, make perfect sense.

[rosavaya]

“Many people seem to think it foolish, even superstitious, to believe that the world could still change for the better. And it is true that in winter it is sometimes so bitingly cold that one is tempted to say, ‘What do I care if there is a summer; its warmth is no help to me now.’ Yes, evil often seems to surpass good. But then, in spite of us, and without our permission, there comes at last an end to the bitter frosts. One morning the wind turns, and there is a thaw. And so I must still have hope.”

— Vincent Van Gogh

[anarchistmemedistro]

[mentalhealthmemesofficial]

[padawansuggest]

Qui-Gon: Obi-Wan, we need to have a talk-

Obi-Wan: *hiding in between a couch and a wall* We don’t!

Qui-Gon: *trying to pull his kid out by the scruff like a kitten* We do.

Obi-Wan: Master Krell had it coming!

Qui-Gon: I’m aware of that.

Obi-Wan: Then what’s wrong?

Qui-Gon: *finally pulls Obi-Wan out and into his lap* Listen, there are certain expectations of Padawans-

Obi-Wan: Oh? So I’m supposed to be subservient because I’m young? Disgusting. That’s Elder talk and I’m not about to-

Qui-Gon: *deep sigh, realizing that one’s not getting them anywhere* Obi-Wan! Obi-Wan, please just listen. Okay, some other species have blood born markers or pathogens that wouldn’t effect them but would poison a human or could infect them for life. Which is why we can’t bite everyone that upsets us.

Obi-Wan: *considering his options carefully, thinking it over* I… am going to take the temple’s biology courses to learn more about this.

Qui-Gon: *not the answer he wanted, but will take it because it contains a level of forethought Obi-Wan hasn’t been showing as of late with his hair-trigger reactions to adults* Good enough.