How You Doin’

Finding the love of all things....

[sumthing4every1]

The fact that real people in real life just wake up and there is snow like in their daily routine is such a weird concept... like it just freezing... like literally colder then my freezer all the time....

[its-hp-bitch]

Ron: What's worse than heartbreak?

Hermione: Changing an answer on your test and finding out the original was correct.

[sumthing4every1]

Me at Harry Potter trivia on the weekend

[sumthing4every1]

Cristina - “You had a dream about both of them.”

Meredith - “Yes.”

Cristina - “Thressome.... nice, just when I think you’re boring you rise”

Greys anatomy S03E03

[sumthing4every1]

In ten seasons with multiple appearances you never find out what Janice does even though it’s almost said several times... so I pose you this question tumbler... WHAT DOES JANICE DO??

[sumthing4every1]

I like it in the stern..... of the boat

Chandler Bing

[the-deep-magic]

A Writer's Struggle in One Act

[pywren]

Me: Now I will write some porn.

Porn: HEY LOOK A PLOT

Me: No, put that down.

Porn: I DON’T KNOW IT’S A PRETTY NICE PLOT

Me: No, it doesn’t belong to you! Leave it alone!

Porn: THIS IS A GOOD PLOT. I WILL LOVE IT AND CUDDLE IT AND CALL IT “GEORGE”

Me: Stop that right now, we need to get to the fucking!

No-Longer-Porn: SEE MY SHINY NEW PLOT

Me: ::facedesk::

[tisfan]

I feel attacked here…

[sumthing4every1]

Snapchatting six lyrics with my sister

[i-hope-i-wont-regret-this]

Why am I smiling like an idiot while looking at my phone in public?

Texting Crush?

Memes?

Cats?

No.

FANFICTION.

[sumthing4every1]

97% of the time...

[topmeladies]

maybe "your butt, your butt is da bomb" will be our always

[adreamoflemons-archive-deactiva]

Suspect: I ain’t talking

Jake: [sharpens knife] we got ways of making people talk [cuts piece of cake]

Suspect: can I have some?

Jake: cake is for talkers

[sumthing4every1]

“Spilled ink all over the parchement....”

I’m not the only imaging this is her giving her a handjob right?

[sumthing4every1]

I like to butt dance

MIB 2019