+ May the Force be With Us +

England.Bi. I have a thing for space Princesses.

[misty-slays-blog]

i'm sorry for this really stupid D-tier meme i made but i just couldn't get blobron out of my head today

[valar-did-me-wrong]

Part: 45/?

[the-august-one]

He is walking with 'a disheartened child who just got beat up by gang of kids after school' vibes.

[crazyaboutto]

Sauron getting offended by the blast that interrupted his fashion walk

Sauron, internally: How dare they interrupt my catwalk?

[wulfhalls]

"And under his hand I was played like a harp to a melody not of my choosing."

Interesting choice of the words, Galadriel. You could have simply said that he played you.

no but elronds response is even more insane?????

u just know family dinners went crazy in that house

[deus-sema-deactivated20250507]

"Don't you know Galadriel? The coolest and most awesome one of your kind? Consider yourself lucky you somewhat resemble her. We are engaged and soon to be married. She accepted the ring I made her. We will move into a large house in Mordor and live happily ever after with our pets and kids. She just doesn't know it yet."

[bunnynoldo]

They have both made strategic preparations for the fight

[mayskalih]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[kdx78]

[meredithdraper-deactivated20150]

Happy March 32nd, everyone!

[tshifty]

you can only reblog this once a year

[brucebocchi]

tumblr just gave everyone a cardboard tube and said go wild

[ukulelekatie]

you BOOP miette???

[ryan-sometimes]

I wish the ultra rich would take more pride in actual services to society. I wish they bragged about buying a new metro line for their city, or stocking up food banks. I wish Bill Gates and Elon Musk were beefing over who could repair the most potholes, or fund the most scholarships. I wish they considered their ability to help their society a privilege.

[bogleech]

They all want so desperately to be liked and are so insecure about their image yet it never occurs to them this is all it would take

[too-gay-for-this-bullshit]

beloved mutual doesn't have boop button 19 dead 76 injured

[cobbbvanth]

#blessed boop day to all who celebrate

[weatheredlaw]

Hey guys. This is my new best friend. I’m making a cake.

I made my batter from scratch, and I made a strawberry yogurt frosting.

Cannot wait to see what this weird little guy looks like.

[weatheredlaw]

The lamb is done. The lamb is cooling.

[weatheredlaw]

the lamb did not come out of the pan very well. features have been lost. frosting may be needed to rescue the lamb.

[weatheredlaw]

Behold. My son.

[crowzi]

hey op do you take criticism

[weatheredlaw]

i do not, and please don't speak to me or my son ever again

[weatheredlaw]

Happy Easter to the post that haunts my notifications. To the four thousand people who have asked me: yes I buttered and floured the pan. No this is not for making butter. Idk if it’s actually for a cake but it’s too big to use to make butter. Stay safe kids.

[weatheredlaw]

Happy Easter to this post once again. Apparently the pan has lead in it. Please stop messaging me about the lead. I know.

[weatheredlaw]

Happy Easter once more. I have great news for anyone concerned about my lead levels, this pan is lead free. You can now go back to being rightfully concerned about whether I buttered and floured it enough.

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits