Find Your New Dream

Rae/19/Salem State/IORG/OES/Psychology

[tracesofswift]

me when andrea swift said “shitbag of shit”

[tracesofswift]

me when andrea swift said “shitbag of shit”

[speaknow]

I wanna still have a sharp pen and a thin skin and an open heart. - Taylor Swift (Miss Americana)

[sun-goddess-rae]

Miss Americana ☆☆☆☆☆

I havent been on tumblr in literally 8 years but I had to jump on to say to @taylorswift @taylornation has always captured my heart. From painting 13's on the back of my hands for my first ever concert (Fearless tour!) To owning her entire discography now (and hell yeah I'm gonna change it up when she remasters, girl gotta own her own music!!), I've never loved and supported an artist more. Keep forging this path because it's the right one. It's only the loud minority that are the haters. Also yall I literally dont remember how to tag people I thought you just @'d them 😅

[paintmixed]

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[cognitohazardous]

my first joke i ever made was drawing a comic where two people are staring at a dress in the window of a store. one of them says “I would die for that dress” and the other says “i would kill for that dress” and then they look at each other awkwardly.

[cognitohazardous]

this was when i was like 6 and every day i wake up knowing I’ll never be able to top this, my magnum opus.

[kehlso]

[heyumdonttalktome-deactivated20]

Him: I dunno I just identify with the Joker on a personal level is all

Me:

[katemiddletons-deactivated20181]

[mojav]

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

In The Road to El Dorado there is only really one inexplicable thing within the plot. Miguel and Tulio plausibly bluff their way through or slip out of most situations. However, I’d never figured out why the volcano actually stops erupting when Tulio commands it. 

The conclusion I finally came up with is that the actual gods were watching their big entrance go down, and thought “oh, this’ll be hilarious”

[crow--teeth]

The actual reason for this was that the armadillo seen following them was intended to be AN ACTUAL GOD in the original script, but it was scratched during production.  You can see during the eruption that the volcano stops erupting the same second the armadillo stops playing and starts paying attention to it.  So in summary, armadillo is God, producers decide to not change the plot and leave all the godly armadillo things instead without actually saying that the armadillo is behind it.

[nonbinary-octopus]

That also explains the ball game.

[ruinedchildhood]

[ghostishbrain]

I love how the judge is like, not even deterred finding out he’s a guy

[cutecatpumpkin]

catman is the bisexual representation that we all needed

[dangeroustoast-blog]

Magnetic ball in magnetic putty

[meshugenist]

me trying to get comfortable in my covers at night

[maditox]

thats the kind of thing i would love to just have in a little jar on my shelf so that when people came over they would be really unnerved by the mysterious shifting blob i have in a flask and i would refuse to acknowledge its existence

[jse-egopocalypse]

Joy of Creation: Story Mode - Part 4 (x)

you don’t say

[sixpenceee]

It runs in the family.

[night-life154]

[askstarliner-deactivated2014031]

This is real film of a real ghost

[the-archetype-of-civilization]

JESUS FUCK. GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS.

[seenkseeb]

you can’t photoshop that shit. you just can’t 

[sixpenceee]

Daycare 

by reddit user DoverHawk

I recently put my daughter in daycare.  I didn’t want to do it, but being that I’m a single parent, I don’t have much of a choice.

After dubious research, I found a daycare center that seemed like a good fit.  It was run by a girl named Wendy and seemed fairly popular in the neighborhood, as there were a number of kids there when I went to investigate.  One of the things I particularly liked about it was the fact that they had security cameras set up around the center so that parents can get access to them and check on their kids.

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