[little-snails-log]

[minotauri]

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

[clownboybebop]

Those sick fucks at Ocean Spray will mix anything with a cranberry

[random-brushstrokes]

Iain Macnab - The Sleeping Beauty (ca. 1950-1967)

[assdad]

New willem pose unlocked tell ur friends

[thesummoningdark]

The last week has been so ridiculous even the satirists can’t take it any more

[the-stray-liger]

the fucking timestamp

[thesummoningdark]

Happy tenth birthday to this post which will apparently haunt my notifications for all eternity.

It’s about Brexit, by the way. The timestamp is a week post-referendum. Newsthump is UK-based and I myself am scottish. And yes, things have 100% got worse since then, but personally I regard the referendum as the point at which we entered the Clownshoes Timeline.

[ceruleanheaven]

once i get over it i will be over it

[twinklestarss]

Campaign 4 Episode 31: Trick of the Light

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[armpits-are-crying]

nope. funkytown again

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

come on

[godisafujoshi]

Your capacity for evil is showing

[segamascott]

does it make me look cute

[whichcouldmeanothing]

i love to be the most laidback customer to ever grace an establishment. comrade i will wait one william years for your goods and services

[jonathanssweatercollection]

loving the lord of the rings so far

[handmed0wnart]

[zoctopode]

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

[funny-tik-toks]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it has come to my attention there exists a subset of reenactors who go around renaissance faires "infecting" bystanders with the Plague. i wish to thank these heroes for their service

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

yes this can come in the form of dressing up as a pack of rats and offering people "Congratulations! You've Contracted The Black Death" hand stamps, but consider also:

walking around asking people if they want to pet your rat (plushie)

going in character as a fur trader carting around a wagon full of exotic wares at competitive prices

handing people a business card containing only the printed image of a flea (and on the back, the text "uh-oh!")

cosplaying as a giant bacterium

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*hands you my business card* it contains a single drawing of a flea

*instinctively you flip it over searching for information*

[blackberry-l]

[wizzard890]

do you ever look at our world and feel like somehow, somewhere, because of greed or rapacious desire or cruelty or carelessness, a crucial piece of humanity has been shattered and that we're now living in a slow terrible grinding inevitable apocalypse as a result?

well so does christopher nolan.

go see the odyssey, it's really fucking good.