thinking about big fat baby yingying again
sj's xiaolongbao....his beautiful baby princess who will never want for anything in her entire life
he has to actively clench his jaw cause of how squishable she is
edit: for a time sj gets rlly anxious that hes somehow starving nyy and that shes too thin, when every mother in the tristate area who HAVE seen her will confirm shes the completeee opposite of that
au in which he gets accepted into qjp and is allowed to bring yy along
and he + yy become frequent visitors at qiancao peak because of this anxiousness
and thats fine, mqf can deal w it and assuage sj's worries--even IF there is quite literally nothing wrong w the baby; in fact she is THE Healthiest baby hes ever had the fortune of meeting. but the same DEFINITELY cannot be said for sj himself, who, mqf surmises but very fervently hopes isnt the case, is one of THEEE most unhealthy ppl hes encountered in a WHILE
something something....mujiu....something something....mqf plots to get sj healthcare tm...something something...but sj is the future qjp head disciple for a reason so he escapes every time....something something...kaguya sama love is war type comedy but instead of romance (AT FIRST) its "can i PLEASE give u ibuprofen"










