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Aether: "I can fix him" relax bob the builder

Aether: He's got 10 other girls saying that they can fix him too.

Aether: Yall look like construction crew.

Aether: You have to apologize to Scaramouche.

Childe: Fine.

Childe: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

Aether: FOUR MONTHS.

Zhongli: What's wrong with him?

Paimon, supressing her giggles: It's nothing really...

Aether: THAT'S HPW LONG YOU WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT.

Childe: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Scaramouche: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!

Childe: I'm leaving you!

Columbina, putting away the monopoly: Let's stop playing now.

La Signora: What's up guys? I'm back.

Aether: What the? You can't be here, I literally saw you die.

La Signora: Death is a social construct.

*Aether is the Abyss Prince*

Heizou: If those Fatuis discovers us, they'll have us killed.

Kazuha: But if the Abyss discovers us, we'll be turned over to their Abyss Prince.

Heizou:

Heizou: Abyss Kingdom it is.

Venti: Aether won't come out of his teapot.

Paimon: Just tell him I said something.

Venti: Like what?

Paimon: Anything factually incorrect.

Aether, *a few minutes later: Did you just said sun is a fucking planet-

Aether: You're so childish, what are you, 5?

Childe: Yeah, 5 heads taller than you.

Aether:

Childe:

Childe: No, I'm sorry, please don't kill me.

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