SAN JUNIPERO SENTENCE MEME.
feel free to change context / pronouns as applicable.
could you please stop it?
we’ve only got a couple of hours, so let’s use it.
i just wanna get my bearings a bit.
go along with whatever i say!
okay, you’re just pestering now.
if you don’t already know what _____ is, you probably don’t wanna know.
i feel like i’m being analysed.
i guess now they’re just kind of a comfort thing.
i figured they were kind of a fashion statement. but then the rest of your outfit is… not.
people try so hard to look how they think they should look.
you’re authentically you.
oh, my god! we have to dance to this!
dance floors aren’t my thing.
oh, let’s not limit ourselves.
you were like a frightened horse on a frozen lake back there.
i’m kidding! … half kidding.
folks are way less uptight than they used to be.
if they were staring, it’s because i am bodacious.
i’ve never been on a dance floor.
what are you, like, amish? that’s one sheltered existence you’ve got there.
as far as my family’s concerned, i can’t do anything.
no one knows about even half the shit i get up to.
it’s from a place of love, though, right?
just the concept of me enjoying myself would blow their minds.
what would you like to do? that you’ve never done?
why waste time sitting here?
i’m, uh, i’m engaged. i have a fiance.
can you hear me out? please? please.
look, i don’t want some kind of boring romance, okay?
can you just make this easy for me?
you never slept with a woman before?
i was in love with him. i really was in love with him.
i really was in love with him… but he chose not to stick around.
she’s worth the shot, right?
i’m sorry, i’m looking for someone.
i was looking for you. where did you go?
how the hell is this your era?
you don’t know who i am! you don’t know what this means!
this is not fun, okay? this is not fun!
maybe you should feel bad. or at least feel something.
how many of them are dead?
i said i wouldn’t… i don’t know, do feelings.
i don’t want to like anyone. so you’ve been just totally fucking inconvenient.
i wasn’t prepared for you, for wanting something.
you sure you’re going through with that?
i know he pities me. that pisses me off.
without this place, i never would’ve met someone like you.
if we really met– i mean if we really met– you wouldn’t like me.
i’ll give you some privacy.
are you sure you’re alright?
you didn’t dress up to see me?
oh, i love it here! i just love it!
can we just enjoy tonight?
who can even make sense of forever?
hey, it’s real! this is real.
come on, you know that was just a gesture.
it’s not so kind to leave.
we got this chance! i just wanna share it with you.
he could have stayed, but he chose to leave you.
you don’t know what you’re saying.
you should be mad at him, not whipping yourself with guilt!
you can’t know the bond, the commitment, the boredom, the yearning, the laughter, the love of it! the fucking love! you just cannot know!
did you think to ask? did it occur to you to ask?
you think you’re the only person who ever suffered? go fuck yourself.
i wish i could believe he’s with her now, that they’re together, but i don’t. i believe they’re nowhere. gone.
you wanna spend forever somewhere nothing matters?
all things considered, i guess i’m ready.
i guess i’m ready for the rest of it.