sundayday

All morning it has been raining. In the language of the garden, this is happiness.

[sundayday]

Sunday

[sundayday]

Today:

Slept in

Offered a contract at a new job, working under one of my close friends

Went swimming for all of 5 minutes, sore ears

Chit-chatted with my friend about Nolan's The Odyssey

Ate well

[cosmogyros]

It's wild how I used to think there were only two holes "down there" when I was a little kid, then I got older and learned the urethra and the vagina were separate so there were actually three holes, and then it wasn't until I was in my fucking THIRTIES that I learned we've actually got SEVEN HOLES

[sundayday]

So excited to learn about my ducts #myducts

[ryebreadgf]

[meltingpotofinterests]

[scavengedluxury]

[sundayday]

Ann Widdecombe murdered?

[cowplantblues]

Actually when I say “fuck all billionaires” I particularly mean Taylor “having my wedding in the middle of the busiest city in the world on the busiest weekend in the world in the part of the city the majority of commuters need to get through because fuck working people” Swift

[norondor]

fuck you if you like this dumb nepo baby white supremacist.

[sundayday]

Sometimes you have to lie on the grass and read a book. Enjoying this very much so far.

[sundayday]

If you prefer the red twisters with the green core you're weak, your bloodline is weak, and you shall not see the winter.

[sundayday]

Mood ring that flashes the toxic hazardous waste symbol

[sundayday]

I can't adjust to these new people I work with. Everything I do feels awkward and wrong.

[sundayday]

Is it supposed to be some kind of coincidence that Starmer has said No to Trump several times, and now Andy "Just For Men" Burnham thinks it's his turn on the swing?

[anamericaninestonia]

As summer approaches, as someone who lives in an area that gets more touristy every year I keep getting pissed off

Travel groups, bloggers, influencers jne will always say stuff like "talk to LOCALS. this is a place LOCALS reccomend. Listen to the LOCALS for cool hidden gems" and as soon as we local people say things like hey, maybe dont use airbnb because they take all the affordable housing in the area and make the city centre unlivable for us? All of a sudden its "shut up! You should be GRATEFUL for my MONEY" we're a fun feature of the landscape until it comes to being respected as people and not glorified theme park employees

[sundayday]

The existential horror of needing a new job, but not necessarily having to quit the current job.

[hangsawoman]

NO LIVE ORGANISM CAN CONTINUE FOR LONG TO EXIST SANELY UNDER CONDITIONS OF ABSOLUTE REALITY EVEN LARKS AND KATYDIDS ARE SUPPOSED BY SOME TO DREAM

[markovchaingang]

the 100% accurate guide to tea leaf reading:

-cup empty: you will need to pee soon

-cup still full of tea: dude i made it for you why aren't you drinking it

[389]

i have no idea what's going on in my life im just in charge of the music