And They Were Both Isaac :)

(He/him 26) Ready to be drop-kicked into eternity

[greelin]

do you want to see a bisexual man struggle? Well look no further

[angels-all-sin]

“ask me about” button PNGs credit not necessary but appreciated!

[starridge]

who are your parasocial enemies, like mine are andrew lloyd webber and butch hartman

[lvmimis]

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

[saewokhrisz]

senki se menekül

[ytumamatambien2001]

ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes

[dogpuppy]

Yeah you guys can send me yourgrocery lists I’d love that

[segamascott]

[pjackk]

One time i got sucked up by a ufo im not joking

[vampsprite]

what happebned

[pjackk]

On god they were being super mean to me like they were flicking my head and shit the grey aliens were flicking my head and punching my nose and giving me noogies and shoving me and shit....

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[goatedgreen]

i hate that when you try and look up shit for writing purposes it starts linking suicide hotlines and addiction advice articles like bro i just wanna know the information im not killing myself i promise. now tell me what i wanna know

[raccoonmilf]

Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[placeholddog]

two guys sitting in a tub 5 inches apart

[saladgl0ve]

this is how this website sounds sometimes

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

today’s acquisition: Donkey Kong Gay Sex Card

[toshio]

happy pride to these two divas