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Juliette.student and blogger from col,Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothingღ

[animatedtvfilm]

[pinkcakes-blackcoffee-deactivat]

this show is perfect.

[upperstories]

grunkle stan in particular.

[cuntybearjamboree]

OMFG

[cyanide-poisoning]

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

[rirygoesrawr]

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

[admiralrainbow]

I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.

[didney-worl-no-uta]

“Men can handle anything”

“Women exaggerate everything”

And then they realized just how wrong they were

[crystallinecanine]

wife: “are you ok”

Husband : “dont talk to me”

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shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

[m1ssred]

chemical reaction

[anotherfirebender-deactivated20]

*how to spawn demons: a beginner’s guide to ch

[answer]

[prosher-deactivated20170201]

#omg i only glanced at this and i thought it was a raptor getting married

#I’ve stared at this for a good minute and a half and I still think it looks like a raptor getting married

[ddreiberg]

#is this not a raptor getting married

[dreamsarepossiblealways-blog-de]

If this isn’t a raptor getting married, I don’t know what is.

[davidragifs]

[inkaholicshane-blog]

Bruce Lee plays ping pong with nunchucks like a boss

this is that shit you reblog every single time you see it on your dash. this man is a beast.

[maxadventurous]

holy fuck

[oolongearlgrey]

my jaw actually dropped

It’s still there

[thanzaghours]

[shitiquiviasha-deactivated20130]

reasons why john green is my favorite

[roadtoahealthyme]

preach. 

[ohsoswiftly]

[troyxleonardo]

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

[whoiskavis]

What in the hell is Lorde doing?

[beyoncespenis]

OH MY GOD

[chiefarnook-deactivated20220906]

Jordin looks like one of them hostages who have to pretend everything’s okay

[slomps]

I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonalds, I’ll have it my way and you’ll be lovin’ it

[studioghifli]

[theawesomeadventurer]

Look at my nails omfg

[evacu0]

How did you take that photo?!?

[disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope]

Let’s give a moment to those mothers that can not have a child…

[pink-nation-xoxo-deactivated201]

and to the husbands that stick by their wives regardless of wether they can have a child

[toluicacid-deactivated20140530]

This was the most realistic Disney movie ever.

[oli-twist]

yeah the part where the house flies off due to a bunch of balloons was very realistic 

[geminihoneybee]

[ticklesthesomething]

Actually they consulted an architect about how many balloons exactly it would take to do that to a house of that exact size and weight. They calculated that moment using a physics engine and took everything into account. Unless a professional architect as well as all of the physics professors who put their effort into that highly advanced physics engine are wrong, that take off was actually very doable and scientifically accurate.

[acediass]

GET WRECKED SON

[what-makes-a-hero-deactivated20]

It just got better

[thiticachorrao-blog-blog]

[huffpost]

THIS MAN HAS ALS, AND HIS ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH. THEN IT’LL MAKE YOU CRY

The video begins humorously as Anthony Carbajal, a photographer, dresses up in a neon bikini top and soaps up a car before being doused with ice water. 

So watch the full video here and laugh out loud at the first half and then get ready to tear up in the second half. 

[land--manatee]

[kpfun]

[curlicuecal]

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

[littlelotte-xo-deactivated20160]

Omg this is cool

[beautiful-bibliophile]

I actually did this and it’s awesome