When teenage guys want advice to pick up girls, why do they go to their dads? Why not go to their moms, who probably know more about girls that their dads?
This just occurred to me.

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When teenage guys want advice to pick up girls, why do they go to their dads? Why not go to their moms, who probably know more about girls that their dads?
This just occurred to me.
He held her in his arms, the small fire cackling and dancing across their drenched figures. The wind howled from outside the cave as the storm raged on through the night. He gently brushed away a strand of her wet hair. It took all his willpower not to hold her face in his hands, feeling her soft skin under his calloused hands, hands that would do anything to protect this precious being.
She held herself tighter, trying to get as warm as possible in her soaked garments. His arms, already around her, wrapped themselves tighter. They both knew sitting in wet clothes wouldnāt get them warm as fast, but neither were going to strip bare in fear of embarrassment. A quick sneeze escaped her, then a sniffle.
āYouāre still cold?ā, he asked.
She gave him a nod. āIāll be fine, though. We have all night to dry offā.
āI will not have you suffer a cold before we get to our destinationā, he proclaimed, āI wonāt look, I swear!ā.
She shook her head. āNo! I do not trust you! Besides, a minor cold wonāt kill meā.
āYes, but an untreated cold will most certainly willā.
It didnāt seem he would give up as easily as she hoped. āFineā, she said, defeated. She stood and marched further into the cave. As she began lifting her upper garment, she turned her head to check if he kept his word. He did, his head facing the entrance of the cave watching the storm.
She removed all but her under garments and laid them out close to the fire. She then placed herself back in her spot, right between his legs facing the fire.
āIf you so much as blink at me, I will end your career as a father before it even beganā she said staring straight at the tiny inferno with a scowl.
āO-of courseā he said with fear in his voice.
The storm outside was heavy, but the tension in the cave between forgotten royalty and an orphan was much heavier.
I just said the most conflicting sentence:
āIām going to be productive and play Fallout 4ā
The inner photographer in me screamed. I listened.
Iām not an artist by any means. This is my Druidic focus that Iām using in a DnD campaign. The hilt is made of oak while the main part is the antlers of a deer. The top centerpiece is a small bird skull. The lower centerpiece is my scale (Iām a black lizardfolk). I thought lore-wise that by attaching a piece of myself to my focus, itād make me closer to nature or make me a bit more powerful. Hope you like it.
As children, we believe the world to be limitless.
We are in a timeless, endless bubble where nothing is impossible. We go on adventures, experience life in its purest form.
Eventually, we grow up.
Life goes on. We mature into adults and face our real reality. Hardships, lies, sadness- we learn them all as our time ticks forward. Our world- what we thought was limitless- had become finite.
But look on the bright side.
Weāve made memories, both good and bad. Weāve made unexpected friends in the unlikeliest of places. Weāve discovered who we are and what we want to be.
So although the world is a terrible place, remember this-
Where there is darkness, light is right behind.
First time on tumblr and figured this could be my first post. Very basic edit, Iām an amateur or beginner, however you want to call me. If for some reason youād want this just credit me; itās the least you could do. Enjoy your day, beautiful person.