100% That Bitch

Megan🌻| 21 | Lesbian | Power femme | Aries sun/Leo moon/Leo rising🔥| UConn | Future English teacher | Actual sunflower

[thoodleoo]

me whenever a woman in greek myth gets fed up and destroys the men who've caused her trauma

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[serenatonin]

Me looking for articles to cite in my paper that I totally procrastinated on

[frogmp3]

me changing my paper topic a week before it’s due

[swordbride]

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also:

[toxicstardust]

Ok, but also:

[theshitneyspears]

[theshitneyspears]

[eelizabit]

[dykely]

i want a girl to ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… hold me

[toastbutteregg]

Source: These Awkward Stories Literally Gave Me a Stomachache

[luvyouforever-deactivated201810]

i wish men would be a bit less interested in ‘girls in sundresses with no underwear season’ and a bit more interested in ‘wearing deodorant season’

[johntorrington]

*juice by lizzo plays as I lay dead in the woods*

[snorlaxatives]

no offense but the whole kissin kate barlow and “i can fix that” sam storyline from holes is quite frankly one of the most gripping and tragic in the history of cinema and i’m still not recovered from it

[allthingshyper]

“You, your children, and your childrens children can dig for the next one hundred years. And you will never find it. Start digging, Trout.”

Absolute fucking metal last words.

[gurguliare]

it’s weird how middle names are like………. this normal thing, but also secret

[constellationish]

reblog + add in the tags your middle name so we’ll all know 

[niyarest]

Visit Original Link

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This is exactly what I expected it to be

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[jodiefoster]

me @ me: don’t start buddy don’t you dare

[the-memedaddy]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

all those gifs on porn blogs of women slowly putting a popsicle or banana in their mouth because guys go ‘wow it’s like benis hehe’ makes me not want to suck on a popsicle in public. how many of these people are secretly jacking off when I lick a popsicle?

[gunsandfireandshit]