[fairycosmos]

i’ve truly never been happy enough at any point in my life to justify the amount of nostalgia that wrecks me daily

[deanwinchesterapologist]

finding a new doctor. applying for jobs. searching for apartments. messaging used car dealers. getting your health insurance to do their job. getting a pharmacy to do their job. getting the dmv to accept the documents they told you to bring. just listing things they probably make you do in hell

[natjennie]

shout out to I will follow you into the dark for being the song of all time. death cab for cutie just nailed it. there's never been a song as much as I will follow you into the dark. it's so song. like?? hello?? if heaven and hell decide that they both are satisfied, illuminate the no's on their vacancy signs, if there's no one beside you when your soul embarks, I will follow you into the dark. that's all there is to it.

[littlegreen]

oh i’m sorry would you rather me beat an alive horse?

[willgrahamscock]

some of you need to internalize this concept

[simulationswarm]

basically i'm a late in life life-enjoyer so if it seems like i approach all the recent situations i get into like i'm new on earth that's why

[librarycard]

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

[librarycard]

the amount of people saying "i thought you meant flopping on the ground". target audience

[imactuallyagiraffe]

normalize flopping. it's ok to flail baby. sexy even

[should-be-sleeping]

[czech-hunter-reject]

Teeheehee, off to do my little schemes 😜

[czech-hunter-reject]

Teeheehee, on my way back home from doing my little schemes 🤪

[myspace]

The year is 2003.

You're logging onto your family PC to play some internet flash games

[adhd-vibes]

i need to change my whole life in one day. watch out world. i'm about to rearrange my furniture and cut my hair and develop new yet fully formed healthy habits all in the span of 24 glorious hours. i will also be buying groceries.

[smokeydabear420422]

[snydog17]

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

[snydog17]

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically

[firstethicalpisces]

girl nothing is ever gonna be all the way together just enjoy the bits and pieces #yourfragments

[sunflower-graveyard]

Middle aged women who post their every waking moment on instagram and tag them as #adulting are my fav bc yes, Karen who is in her 50’s and whom I haven’t spoken to since I was a teenager, what errands are we running together today?

Instagram is like a very public diary and y’know what good for them bc I could not imagine a single person knowing where I am or what I’m doing at any given moment much less the whole of the internet.

[parakeet]

Used to be able to have fun on the internet now all the websites are after my identity like the devil is after my soul

[louisegluckpdf]

where's that post about how when you're hungover you start talking to yourself like a mayor might address the town after a natural disaster. "we will rebuild" and so on

[galesdove]

[schuylerpeck]

budding little love letter in your inbox or at schuylerpeck.substack.com

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