Get Off My Lawn.

[lillie-garden]

Never ever ever eat raw white onion and then smoke cigarette.

[helpeverythingiscats]

The gnomes beat the shit out of you again?

[lillie-garden]

The gnomes beat the shit out of me again.

[gordiicore]

[thememedaddy]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

If the water doesn't burn a little bit then what's even the point of the shower

[theclassyissue]

[mariamlovesyou]

new uterine lining just dropped

[ocqueen]

[gaynfl-moved]

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[kragehund-est]

oh my god

[deathtokillian]

10/10 dad joke

[original-character-chaos]

I'll take "sentences you would only hear on tumblr" for $200, Alex.

[maidthings]

Cardinal singing outside my window just fucked up his call and had to start over. Lmao

[duckdotcom]

he'll never be the new pope at this rate

[onlytiktoks]

[lost-and-enbious]

[toxifoxx]

i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

[dawn4ngel]

[bbcwhereareyou]

[punchholesinthesky]

[animentality]

[cruel-hiraeth]

call him bubonic the way he plagues me

[mens-rights-activia]

My pronouns are we/us because we’re in this together. Hold my hand

[yehoria-offical]

gender: communism