Sunflower Eyes

[kitkat30]

this bread tiny

yeast

[ana-logical]

it made me laugh in an unholy fashion at four in the goddamn morning, so here, have this.

[skunkandburningtires]

[henriscavills]

Sonoya Mizuno as Dr. Azumi Fujita Maniac (2018) dir. Cary Fukunaga

[kylos]

Thandie Newton winning Best Supporting Actress in a Drama Series at the 70th Emmy Awards for her role as Maeve Millay on ‘Westworld’.

[babyangel-jpg]

Guys really be out here thinking I won’t smash a wine bottle over their head

[bitter-badfem-harpy]

I recommend a beer bottle or a glass tumbler. Wine bottles are very hard to shatter, and you’re more likely to split a man’s skull open and cause permanent “attempted murder”-type brain damage, and you want to teach them a lesson not, like, become a convicted felon.

[gaysexhaver666]

Nice, Thanks for the tip! I’m not a pussy and i can bury a body, but this could help someone else!

[catchymemes]

Astronaut tweets

[googoogooby]

I thought this was going to be some sort of conspiracy thing for some reason but ended up crying..???

[nanofishology]

This makes me MAD

A tiny town with a smaller population than some high schools has contaminated water, so Michigan declares a state of emergency, supplies residents with bottled water, and is dumping all the contaminated water in preparation of hooking the town up with a clean water supply.

MEANWHILE nobody gives two shits about Flint, a MAJOR CITY with OVER A HUNDRED THOUSAND RESIDENTS.

Spot the difference!

https://cen.acs.org/environment/pollution/Michigan-declares-state-emergency-town/96/i32

[yesterdaysprint]

The Indianapolis Star, Indiana, July 26, 1925

[kabaks]

YOU WROTE THE RULES. READ THEM. 

[whatevs-jpg]

Hanna fucking did that!

[downwithneocolonialism]

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[ehnoshima]

my magnum opus

[angelchangsta]

I would have a LOT less anxiety about responding to emails if all email interactions were like this

[assian-candor-deactivated201809]

NO!

2012 / 2015 / 2018

[cartooncoyote]

Is google threatening me

[tin-pan-ali-deactivated20191216]

john mulaney’s dad looks about like how i imagined

‘you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair’ 

[yogurt-gun]

“God can’t hear you.”

[divawithanunspoiledagenda]

“One black coffee”

[thehighladyelf]

I don’t know about yall, but I know too much about this man’s life for this to the the first time I’ve ever seen a picture of him

[onebatch--twobatch]

He looks like the chaotic evil of Fred Rogers

[historyandmemes]

Climbing Lady Liberty in the name of liberty? Alright, Therese. Supposedly she told the NYPD that she wasn’t come down until, “all the children are released” - The Hill // Tweet.

[badgalgemini-deactivated2022121]

Protect her