✨ a compilation of dan outfit reviews from vpmo2 because i just really wanted somewhere to save these alright ✨
-“he’s gonna punch you in the neck and you’ll say thank you”
-“if you had a different personality, this would work” *cackles*
-“why are all of your stances so weird? … just…control your hips”
-yodels (in response to “what would a cool person do?”)
-“does anyone feel a cloud system coming in?”
-“nah man, you just need to vibe it out”
-loudest cackle EVER that i replayed about 5 times after phil said he doesn’t know what aloof means (YOU HAVE AN ENGLISH LANGUAGE DEGREE PHIL)
-“yes, oh cool yeah now” (after phil put on his glasses, AGREED)
-“it’s like an outfit someone would wear in a kpop video while they’re sat on a wall looking cute for 30 seconds, before they then put their leather jacket on and do a break dance”
-“can you drag the sleeves so you have sweater paws, slightly (dan doing the lord’s work right here)
-*bursts into giggles* (no i did not replay this 10 times shut up)
-“i love that you instinctively went for the crocs and socks. that says something haunting about you.”
-“i’m not gonna lie, there is something cool about this”
-“if this was an anime character, people would be like, oh yeah the cool frog guy”
-“despite how haunting this is, it’s just so well coordinated”
-“it’s so well put together, it transcends the crime it’s committing”
-“it’s physically uncomfortable to look at you wearing that”
-“i don’t hate the jumper, for some reason that disgusting color looks nice on you”
-“get your fine line out for the lads” (dan p l s. no. just no.)
-phil: i don’t wanna come out!
-“i don’t know if you’re like a good 2 feet taller than harry styles” (he’s not, not even close lol) “but your entire ankles shouldn’t be showing” *cackles*
-phil: i look like a clown that washes clothes wrong
dan: or…. someone from abba
-*wheeze laugh* “I AM CREASING, I AM FOLDED IN HALF, I AM ORAGAMI—WHY DOES THAT SAY PUMP ME HARD??????”
-“this is gonna be the world’s least tasteful halloween costume”
-“you just look like an english professor” *cackles*
-“you look like literally anyone that you’d find at a musty library”
-“is this you in an AU phanfiction where it’s phil, the intelligent but quiet mysterious teaching assistant” (don’t give me ideas, daniel 🤧🤧)
-“if you were not you on every fundamental level, this would be cool, okay”
-“i see an element of phil growth that is already present here—take off the jacket—phil in a turtleneck!”
-“see, now you’re already looking darker academia”
-“you just—you were really enjoying yourself for a minute. for a second you were like oOOH!”
-“nice to know that, after all these years, he’s still fucking weird”
-“you could be any british man on a fashion billboard. well dressed, with absolutely no sense of individuality.”
-“i feel like you work at a candle shop selling mysterious incense, maybe some tarot card reading on the side for people. and if they’ve got an annoying boyfriend, put a little curse on them!”
-phil: *rips his stockings*
-“i think the fan film’s your new style” (what is he saying here???)
-“get on all fours and meow like a cat” (SIR. youtube is not the place for your kinky cat fantasies)
“YOU LIKE BEING A CAT MAID. ADMIT IT!!!! ADMIT IT, WE HAVE AWAKENED SOMETHING WITHIN YOU” (mmmm, projecting a bit, danny boy?)
-“THIS IS NOT A JOKE OUTFIT, THIS IS A SERIOUS GODDAMN OUTFIT”
-“you love it, now get on the floor and meow like a cat”
(no photo bc i hit my photo limit rip but maybe that’s a good thing)
-*absolutely losing it and honestly SAME*
-“the sheer size of that face is just haunting”
-“those eyes are piercing both through your nipples and deep into my soul”
-“you know what i was about to say? that looks, weirdly, not that terrible”
-“no offense, it’s your face that makes this weird”
-“you’ve got a lot of bruises on your legs” hmmmm from moving things, methinks??
-phil: no offense to my own face, but i want to burn this
-“this is like the worst memory sparking thing that i’ve ever experienced in my life”
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