Incorrect OT5 Quotes

[☁️] ((she/her !!))

[prettylittlelouie]

lou: why do you always start a conversation with "are you even listening to me" thats so random how am i supposed to respond???

li:

li: i knew you werent listening

[prettylittlelouie]

ni: im like rapunzel, except-

lou: except instead of letting your hair down, youre letting everyone else down

ni: ...except my blonde is artificial

[prettylittlelouie]

h: your legs look amazing in those jeans

l: *winks* wait till i take them off

h: why would you take off your legs???

[prettylittlelouie]

li: dying to get to bed

lou: id kill for a goods night sleep

z: if li would die and lou would kill-

[prettylittlelouie]

Do you believe in soulmates?

hi anon :)) soulmates are a beautiful concept but i dont really believe in them- even if they did exist, its never a guarantee that everything will be perfect- i think we have to work and fight for everything we want, as disappointing as it is, and if both sides dont show the same effort then its not going to work :)x

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it's a god damn LILO primer

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[prettylittlelouie]

lou: happy 18th birthd-

h: kiss me im legal

[prettylittlelouie]

lou: i feel like sometimes people look down on me

z: thats because youre short

[prettylittlelouie]

[h with an unconscious li in a hospital room]

lou: you do know his blood type right

h: of course, its O

lou: incorrect. zayn, call the nurse please

[prettylittlelouie]

announcement: before we take off, make sure all small items are secure.

h: lou, you good?

lou: fuck you, styles

[prettylittlelouie]

li: you need to apologise to louis

z: fine. unfuck you- or whatever

[prettylittlelouie]

li: sometimes i look at someone and wonder what they think of me

lou: sometimes i look at someone and wonder if they think at all

[prettylittlelouie]

z: its 2am who the fuck is screaming outside

h: lou and ni are drunk again

[outside]

lou: youre my best friend in the whole world!

ni: no, youre MY best friend in the whole world!

li: *crying* WE GET IT PLEASE COME BACK INSIDE

[prettylittlelouie]

h: id like to thank louis and liam for giving me 50 pence each

ni: *whispers* why did you give him money, is he okay?

li: we saw him lying on a park bench with a fedora over his face

lou: we thought he was homeless

[prettylittlelouie]

MASS DISLIKE OH MY GOD THE IHEART VID WAS SHIT

[prettylittlelouie]

li: you obsess over yourself a bit too much dont you

lou: well no one else is gonna do it so

[prettylittlelouie]

am i just an extremely passionate ally or actually part of the community- a novel by me