Domain of Syre Taylor, the Sun King

Whenever I remember I have this account, I'll reblog something or post about my take on a DC Extended Universe.

[dr-paint]

You're not always nice, but you're kind.

[pinkbuttercreame]

Credits to Victor Reynolds on Facebook

[itsapmseymour]

A Decade… 🎂🌙

[soul-stiice]

“Dammit map I said NO FREEWAYS”

[teatimetaker]

I think Cass would like Barbie movies, I also think she deserves to experience childlike wonder.

[sunkingsyre99]

You know, since only Jesus and Peter were old enough to pay the temple tax or whatever it was, that would mean Jesus traveled around with 11 teenagers since only men age 20 and older could pay it. So maybe teen Judas didn't really betray Jesus, he just thought Jesus would miracle his way out of harm and him and the disciples would get one over on the Roman's and make off with 30 silver.

[kianamaiart]

FEBRUARY 28TH 10AM PST!!!!!!!

[itsapmseymour]

you’re like the 1% of tumblr users

like there’s people with thousands of followers that are like upper class tumblr users and then there’s like you and pukicho who are the 1%ers and far away from everyone else

i think my time would be better spent sleeping than thinking about tumblr follower economics

Take my notes then, peasant

[unluckyshinyhunter]

we must eat the rich

[itsapmseymour]

You can certainly try

[itsapmseymour]

you’re like the 1% of tumblr users

like there’s people with thousands of followers that are like upper class tumblr users and then there’s like you and pukicho who are the 1%ers and far away from everyone else

i think my time would be better spent sleeping than thinking about tumblr follower economics

Take my notes then, peasant

[unluckyshinyhunter]

we must eat the rich

[itsapmseymour]

You can certainly try

[incorrectbatfam]

Duke: We're lost.

Stephanie: Lost? As in "where the hell are we?"

Duke: We're not totally lost. We're still in the Narrows.

Stephanie: You said this was a shortcut.

Duke: It is a shortcut. Look how fast we got lost!

[incorrectbatfam]

Barbara: I know we are just friends, but I see us as something... more.

Dick: Oh, I'm so glad you brought that up.

Dick: Sometimes I imagine us as dinosaurs. I thought I was the only one.

[incorrectbatfam]

Barbara: I know we are just friends, but I see us as something... more.

Dick: Oh, I'm so glad you brought that up.

Dick: Sometimes I imagine us as dinosaurs. I thought I was the only one.

[incorrectbatfam]

Inspired by this post: https://www.tumblr.com/amtrak-official/757255014610878464/how-did-you-primarily-get-to-your-highsecondary?source=share

Batfam's preferred way to get to school/work ?

Alfred: Master Bruce, you should get going if you want to drop Master Damian off to his field trip on time.

Bruce: What do you mean?

Alfred: It's your day to drive him, is it not?

Bruce: Yeah, but Damian told me he had it handled.

Alfred: I'm concerned about what he means by that.

Bruce: I'm sure he'll be fine. By the way, where's Goliath?

———————

Bruce: Spoiler, ETA?

Steph, over the comms: Three minutes.

Bruce: What's that music I hear?

Steph: Definitely not an ice cream truck, if that's what you're wondering.

Steph: Hang on, some kids are flagging me down.

Bruce: Seriously?

Steph: Hey, some of us pride ourselves on our customer service.

———————

Bruce: Barbara, did someone take the Batmobile?

Barbara: Jason left with it an hour ago. He said something about planting your fingerprints at a crime scene?

Bruce: Hng.

———————

Bruce: Cass, princess, I know you took my bike.

Cass, who absolutely took his bike: What's a bike?

———————

Bruce: Where's Tim? The board meeting is about to start.

Wayne Enterprises employee: Don't worry, sir. I'm sure he'll turn up.

Tim: *flies in through the window*

Bruce: Tim, what happened? And how'd you get all the way up here?

Tim: Red Bull gives you wings.

———————

Bruce: Are you sure you don't want me to drop you home?

Barbara: Thanks, but I got it.

Barbara: *activates wheelchair rocket mod*

Bruce:

Bruce: *adds it to his Batmazon wishlist*

———————

Duke: Can I borrow your yacht for prom?

Bruce: I thought it was gonna be at the rec center.

Duke: Bane.

Bruce: I see. Just bring it back by eleven.

———————

Harper: Since we had some leftover funds in our budget, I got a surprise.

Bruce: A surprise?

Harper: *pulls a tarp away*

Harper: Tada! Introducing the Bat-18-wheeler!

———————

Dick: *frantically searching*

Bruce: What are you looking for?

Dick: My unicycle keys. I'm gonna be late to CircusCon.

[daily-spooky]

Artist: billsafi

[official-boob-posts]

they’re stunning

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

HC that the average life expectancy in Gotham is actually four years higher than the national average because they collectively just keep refusing to die

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

the general concensus being "if we die the clown wins"

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

[fallenangelvictorious]

Gotham really is the perfect scientist trap, like every scientist in the world is either at "I could fix it" or "I could make it worse" with a few that are like "I could study so so SO good it and win a Nobel"

It's basically the most frantic game of whack-a-mole/herding cats. All STEM majors have a 100-level required class on why you can't go to Gotham.

[dabblingreturns]

I bets that's really hard/confusing for the kid from Gotham who whent to school out of state and took Gotham 101 as an easy A.

And ends up fistfighting a TA because they used a Google image of her grandma's house in a slide show.

[somewhere-south-of-neutral]

New backstory for Calendar Man as a Gerontologist who just absolutely lost it

[sittingupwiththedead]

I am now imagining a Gothamite with one of those suicide prevention key chains except it says "I will not beat the clown to the grave." and people just know.

[amnesiaguy]

when u wake up and have to corral ur boobs back into the tank top like a disapproving chaperone

[official-boob-posts]

I’ve been very brave and have been wearing loose tank tops out with no bra

they almost escaped when I was biking right now

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

annual reminder not to feed the ghosts! yes I know it seems like a cute tradition, but these are wild spirits with specialized diets, and humans unintentionally cause serious havoc by interfering with their ectosystem

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

sorry i should have clarified, don't feed the feral ghosts. if you are hosting domesticated or ancestral spirits and have done your research on how to honor them properly, that is fine obviously. but please do not invite wandering ghosts onto your doorstep with offerings, that will lead to infestations!!!

[charlie-ver]

you can feed me, i'm not gonna bite or live in your home forever because it certainly doesn't bind me to your house like a feral cat 🥺👉👈 promise

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

TUMBLR DO NOT WOOBIFY THE GHOSTS