we need to put a watergun on a satellite that shoots the earth in one spot forever and jt makes a stalagmite that reaches all the way into space and that will push earths center of rotation closer to itss surface so we start swinging around crazy as fuck and start colliding with other planets and fucking everything up just like the most confusing thing possible for any alien observing us to see
Proved impossible by Jesuit priest Athanasius Kircher: it would unbalance the music of the freaking spheres
















