My FGO brain rot decides to do a crossover with Batman Ninja. Specifically Chaldea Master Billy Batson. The cherry on top, Jason Todd centric who experienced half/most of Chaldea’s journey. Also there is a Rogue Servant OC that Jason bonds with without knowing that is a Heroic Spirit
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Like sure most of the Batman Ninja movie happens because it’s in Batman’s perspective mostly. Just that Jason decides to not be too involved with the Bats because he has a job as the assistant chef at Avenger Beni-Enma’s restaurant. He would rather work for her instead of another day of fighting Rogues while in this time travel/Singularity Japan.
Is it bad that the Red Hood is passing on the chance to get at the Joker? Yes. But considering that Beni-Enma Alter is very skilled with the blade and that she is here at all means that Jason knows that there is a bigger battle to prepare for. He just has to find Billy and maybe Mash as well.
As the others train and prepare for the battle against the Rogues, Jason is more focused on making sure their hosts receive excellent meals with the help of Alfred. If he gives these Ninjas tips on how to get better bargains at shops or how to make different kinds of food, well who is going to stop him?
One day while working, Jason hears a rumor of Nobunaga’s ghost haunting the new Shougun’s castle. Who is this new Shougun? Someone named “Birii”, which Jason is taking his chances on that being Billy. Double down when Billy and Mash enters into Beni-Enma Alter’s restaurant with Nobu and a new friend in tow. Hey, is that fucking Kappa-san?
——About Kappa-San——
Kappa-san is a traveler that wears a kappa head charm and has a bad habit of hunching while carrying his pack. Jason met him while the guy was passed out behind the restaurant. Jason brought him inside, gave him some food and water, and somehow gained a nice guy as a friend out of it. Whenever Kappa-san comes, he always stays til closing to properly regale Jason with tales of his travels as well as trinkets. Some of them feel outlandish like the one about Kappa-san riding the river with only leaves. But, who is Jason to push away some good tales to keep his mind off of other things.
During one of those story sessions that some thugs tried to rob the restaurant. Instead they were met with the combined powers of Red Hood and a surprisingly skilled Kappa. Which gives Jason reassurance and newfound respect for his friend. If Jason saw the water slap a hidden knife out a thug’s hand, Kappa-san can explain it when he feels comfortable.
—— End of bit——
Turns out, Kappa-san is a Heroic Spirit that was summoned here over half a year before Jason’s own one and a half years at the beginning of this Singularity. Kappa-san has been traveling to find where fragments of the Holy Grails are. Hold up, two Holy Grails? What the fuk?
More information is exchanged with Chaldea and it turns out that most of the Grail Fragments are with the Tyrant Shoguns, aka the Rogues. Guess Red Hood has to get an alliance going between Chaldea and the Bats since they have similar goals now.
Wait, Jason has a Holy Grails Fragment? When? Kappa-san gave it to him? Kappa-san, why are you becoming red when this information got out? What do you mean you trust Jason with the Grail Fragments? Shouldn’t this go to Billy since he is the Master of Chaldea?
——-End——-
If it wasn’t obvious, Kappa-san is a Heroic Spirit that either fell in love with Jason or admires him. Overall, that Heroic Spirit cares for Jason and will do his best to show it
Slowly chipping at “Pass the Monster Meat, Milady”
Why is the main couple Yuri coded/sapphic in my opinion? It oddly made it better watching the first couple of episodes thinking that. Until I got invested in think of the sapphic coded hetero couple as just pure adorableness with a side of monster meat culinary exploration
When I finish season 1, I want a season 2 just for the this
With Project Hail Mary running in my mind. I lowkey want a Project Hail Mary x Voyager
Not just the spaceship, but different game iterations of Voyager. I only know two different game iterations of Voyager, but that is more for that Pale Blue Dot than expected.
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FGO Voyager
Ryland will freak out seeing a child floating in space. A glowing floating child, but a child none the less.
What do you mean this child is Voyager?!
He can use cartoon shape stars for battle?
Rocky is freaking out about him. He is squishy but also has a buzz (Circuits)?
Did he change into a NASA astronaut with a rover and a spaceship?
Oh, he is a cute kid. Innocent and well behaved. Ryland needs to get the crayons and paper for this child if it’s in Hail Mary.
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Reverse 1999 Voyager
Ryland will freak out about her as well. Be come fascinated if this is Voyager’s space silhouette form.
Is that a lady with a violin in space?
Is she made of stardust? No, wait. Did she just turn into a human?
Oh, she is inside of the Hail Mary now?
She is humming and communicating with Rocky somehow with her violin.
Wait, is that a song from the Golden Record? …You are Voyager?!
A polite young lady who is most likely mute or selectively mute. Ryland takes it with stride and makes another program to translate Voyager’s violin playing into words.
If Tumblr existed in the Nasuverse is there any chance that Ea Nasir ended up in the throne of heroes because people kept shitposting about his shitty copper
Me: I’ve had this game since a few months after launch and it is only now that I have unlocked ‘Reveries in the Rain’
Other: What have you been doing in the time in between then and now that prevented you?
Me: other games (FGO & TWST)
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I am sorry R1999 fans. I enjoy the game, but there is so much psychological horror I can take. Also so much tragic yuri that I don’t want back to back emotional damage
one of the most important things, perhaps the most important thing I have learned in my life is that nice people can fuck each other up in monstrous ways. people can be bone deep kind and loving and self reflective and still lash out under pressure. people can be earnestly neighbourly and charitable and hospitable and generous and still find themselves in situations where they become selfish. people can be well meaning and easygoing and gregarious and hold deep seated opinions that turn them into vicious little bullies under the right conditions. nobody is just one thing, and nobody stays one way. every person is a kaleidoscope and they will surprise you. you will surprise yourself. it's not a warning and it's not a judgement and it's not an excuse, and it's certainly not a reason to stop trying or to stop trusting. it is just a fact.
Next door is another apartment complex where every floor has a different theme. People evacuate it sometimes for a few hours and anyone who asks those tenants, they reply “beauty has gone to war”.
Those tenants often gather at the Tumblr complex when it happens.
I’m talking about AO3 btw. The two buildings should be next to each other
Into the Pitt while enjoying FGO. Time for another crossover idea.
Young med student Romani Archaman working in the Pitt during the events of either Season One or Two but not both. Why? Cause by then he would have dipped into another focus of medical study to get the credentials to work at Chaldea.
Just younger Romani Arachman whose hair isn’t long enough for his signature ponytail, so he gets to have it stylized differently. Like a top knot bun or low short ponytail.
Also him giving advice to the new kids as well as potential multi linguistic skills.
If it was season one, another hand to help out during that PittFest shooting. Maybe before as well, but I honestly see Romani as a part of the night shift in season one
If it was season two, I can see Romani getting flustered by the sudden blackout. But handling it better than most considering his travels and memories of Solomon helping him keep some of his cool. He would very much get files wrong at first, but as a partial act for the younger staff members to get a good laugh and calm down a bit.
Oh yeah, season two’s Jane Doe. I think Romani would actually freak out. He wouldn’t know how to handle that little Jane Doe who cries and somehow pulls his hair. Someone save him and not leave him with her!
I’m shocked at the ending. Once I’m done posting this, time to watch the trailer on Aniplex
Spoilers below
El Melloi II’s class…Flat is dead and something maybe in him is in his place. Hooray for something taking out the America Soldiers who shot Flat. But my god I wish that was Faldeus instead of the soldiers
Shit. Flat is gone after his cool friendship with that Priest and everything he experienced so far. Where is the FGO AU where Flat doesn’t die?
Tsubaki as well. Fuck you Jester for pushing Tsubaki’s weak mental state because of her parents into that direction.
Go Sigma for ending Tsubaki’s parents before they do something worst.
Oh yeah, Jiao. Will they meet Tsubaki again and free her?
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