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[pennedbyzazz]

//hey sorry for so much radio silence here, work and school (but work especially) has eaten up so much of my free time and my creative energies have been going elsewhere

//i do promise tho once i get my boys’ toyhouses complete that ill be kickstarting their blogs!!

[sunny-swordsman]

//anyone got links to where i can find the newest eps?

[sunny-swordsman]

sunny vc: swear to god if that kid doesnt take a vacation and enjoy being a teenager im finna THROW some HANDS

[astrollogus]

he pouty babey !! insp’d by rebecca’s hoodie doodles

[astrollogus]

☆ Ind. Private and selective SU OC blog 

Penned by Lily.  Rules │About 

[journal-three]

[leeleesart]

I saw this outfit and knew I just Had to draw my gem child in it Please do not repost and redistribute my art!

[peridonomatopoeia]

[19onions-deactivated20241216]

HEY GUYS, MY COMMISSIONS ARE UP! It’d really help me out if you commissioned me! Search the #my art tag on my blog for more examples!

I send progress pictures for everything!

(Also don’t mind the tags, I’m posting this in the fandoms I’m the most familiar with drawing for, and if you can’t purchase anything, then PLEASE REBLOG! Spreading this helps also!) 

[19onions-deactivated20241216]

oh god the image quality is so terrible. i’m so sorry lmao. but now would be a really good time to commission me, as i really don’t have much money at the moment (like twelve bucks). don’t worry, i’m completely fine, but i would like a little cash so i can get at least a few gifts for my friends this year!

please DM me if you’re interested! also commissions might make a good gift for friends who have OCs.

[lcselkonusmalar]

🖤Love🖤

[floppyschoice]

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

[floppyschoice]

“sliiide to the left”

*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*

[floppyschoice]

“one hop this time”

*clonk*

“two hops this time”

*clonk clonk*

[floppyschoice]

“everybody clap your hands!”

*clankclankclankclankclank*

[snakeybones]

Ask and ye shall receive ft. my drunk ass Any other requests? Send ‘em my way! 

[ellipsisgalore]

… apparently they now have a youtube channel filled with doing shenaniganry in armor.

Including the chicken dance

And the YMCA.

[redheav]

✍ //choose ur fighter............... ;KLASJD;LASJ

Send me ‘✍’ and I will draw your muse horribly on MSPaint (closed)

@sunny-swordsman baby baby boy,, tried to capture his buffness

[lsleofskye]

Fire Cave Studios | ryanpernofski

[amusteredmind]

[everybody-loves-to-eat]

[blowmygjallarhorn-deactivated20]

[da-boy-o-kultur]

People believe that Europe didn’t have martial arts like Asia did but that’s not true. We had martial arts but centred around weapons because unlike in Asia, anyone could carry a weapon. We never had to invent bare-handed martial arts for fighting armed opponents.

[simon-newman]

Also - there were guides for “how to fight an armored opponent if all you have is a stupid sword that won’t pierce them”.

And FYI the answer to this is “bash him with the pommel”.

Also - shields can be used to kill. Just sayin’.

Thank you to listen to this little trivia.

[da-boy-o-kultur]

Asia - Two wizened sages staring at each other caressing their long beards before unleashing a flurry of deadly blows and one of them falls over elegantly, defeated

Europe - “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!” screams a man as he repeatedly smashes a knight with the pommel of his sword “DIE ALREADY!”

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

That’s why the Misericorde was invented!

When you’ve smashed your opponent so many times that his armour, and especially the helmet started resembling a crushed can, but you could still hear the poor sod wheezing and gurgling somewhere in there, then you would probably feel sorry for him. As a good Christian and what not. So you took this thin little bugger:

And pushed it into some crack in or opening in the armour to give your enemy a mercy kill.

[arnottsbiscuits-deactivated2024]

Huh I never really thought of medieval swordfighting as a martial art, but it makes sense. Shame it’s pretty much lost to history though

[return-of-the-french]

@palaeomonarchy well a lot of late medieval/early Renaissance fighting style has been wrote down in manuals by the Italians and the Germans of the time

[plusultrarota-deactivated202011]

It’s not lost to history at all I used to practice messer and fiore in seattle

[siryouarebeingmocked]

Just throw the pommel at him. End him rightly.

[flawlessjester]

Alaskan Bull Worm Looking Ass