EMMY 🐝🌻🐶💜

gordo? i believe that's Italian for a sneaky brownoser with a hidden agenda!

[juelzsantanabandana2]

Mane you said this was a booby trap!!! Aint no titties in here this is a pit of spikes I’m bleeding everywhere the fuck!!!

[taxidermychrist-deactivated2025]

my autopsy results came back negative There was nothing in there

[pillars-of-archive]

'bear in mind' well yes there are bears in my mind. hibernating and eating berries and hunting for salmon and such, etc etc

[nookling]

A collection of my Animal Crossing characters in Tomodachi Life! There’s even more that I might upload if you like these (★ω★ )

[sydzygy]

Conspiracy Theory: Clint is a fucking mole for Joja

1. Surprisingly smooth while promoting Joja’s new product for Shane’s video??? he’s never shown any confidence,,.,, hmm

2. his shop is conveniently below the Jojamart and the fuck is that isn’t tube for? That’s right,, MORRIS, to slip in and out with ease.

3. Clint NEVER leaves his shop besides the saloon and his annual checkup… UNTIL!! you restore the community center, then he goes to the boiler room. what is he doing in there? he has his own boiler right in his goddamn shop? what is he doing there for TEN hours??

4. He closes shop at four… JOJA has FOUR letters. AND CLINT HAS FOUR LETTERS PLUS ONE MORE??

5. Emily is the only person with blue hair,, and Clint obsessively pines for her. Ever wonder why??? what color is almost everything Joja?

6. Clint shoves Joja Cola cans up his ass to store them for winter,,

7. But he gets thorsty, so he goes to the doctor on the 16th of winter… and sixteen letters spells out “Morris spanks me with gold bars.” or something like that.

I dunno guys,,, could just be me,, but consider

[chiakigaming-deactivated2024062]

[peach-hime-moved]

[bellossom]

[gentle-reminder]

gentle reminder

friendships come and go, and i know that’s extremely hard to get through, but please try your best to not get lost in the memories – try your best to take all of the good ones with you in your heart, and then walk forward into the future; things will be okay, i promise

[sabertoothwalrus]

unmute

[copperbadge]

I have never so joyously reblogged a bird video in my life. 

[c3rvida3]

Bad news, guys. I think I have to dye my hair green.

[c3rvida3]

It’s just time. I just feel it, y'know? I don’t want to fuck up my hair, but the gods… they command me. It’s out of my hands. There’s really nothing I can do.

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[thekumatora]

Guys we gotta help Ness!

[babyanimalgifs]

You ever seen a cat with a deep meow??

[brbjellyfishing]

that cat smoked 3 packs a day for 20 years

[toytowns]

“woah, wow, woah”

[bunjywunjy]

get this cat a jazz contract, stat

[pizzaotter]

HAUSVIABEJSBAKMSJDK WHAT IS THIS OMFG I LOVE HIM 😭

[chocolatemilk4029]

Imagine staying over at their place for the first time and shitting yourself in the middle of the night because you think james earl jones is meowing at you from the door

[hotdogsngiggles]

oh my god

[dirtsnakes]

there is no reason to not love with your whole heart

[naokoyamda1]

Her (2013) dir. Spike Jonze

[sunnyshinings]

okay so u got me

i have no idea what i'm talking about when i joined in on saying "let's get this bread", but now i can't stop, and do you REALLY think not knowing what i'm talking about is gonna stop me?????