I'm just on this planet to admire women.

Spotify ads stress me out

[lloras-deactivated20210107]

when mutuals in law randomly come to my blog like a post but dont follow and leave.... u just wanna kiss me so bad

[femmehysteria]

real gaming

[7dmom]

Unblock me so our love can bloom

[brucespringsteencomments]

[guiltfactory]

i like when both people in a relationship are scared of it

[bunniope]

i say yay and yippee a lot but i mean it. i always mean it. *looks into the distance pensively*

[bunabi]

[distressed laugh of reminiscence] dragon age

[theodysseyofhomer]

odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[strinak]

oh, you meant they literally did, ok

[theodysseyofhomer]

would i, tumblr user thee odysseyofhomer, lie to you?

[polyphemusthecylcops]

...

[theodysseyofhomer]

this is the only funny addition to this post

[dizzyghoast]

every so often i remember how awesome the modern interconnected multicultural world is. i grew up getting to hear fairy tales from all over the world. africa, asia, europe, america. everywhere in between. i can have bagels for breakfast, curry for lunch, and ramen for dinner without even leaving the city limits. music and art and philosophy and technology that originated thousands of miles and years apart from eachother have come together and interwoven into something greater than the sum of its parts. its hard not fall into despair when thinking about the horrors but god. god the wonders.

[dizzyghoast]

you can have friends on the other side of the planet! neither of you even has to travel!!!!! you can just talk to them whenever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zhuhlyaart]

[just-shower-thoughts]

I love being around people and I love being alone. If I spend too much time doing either, I start to lose my mind.

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

man this piece of media i like that's bad and sucks would be so cool and awesome if it wasnt bad and didnt suck. unfortunately,

[dismembereddaisys]

little Kylar thing I did a whiiiiillle ago… yay

[xtcstuff69]

[modwyr]

the problem with liking video games is that the gaming industry is genuinely so evil and needs to be wiped out

[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[srdcovka]