GOLD DUST WOMAN

[adriansydney]

You smell like ham. Oh, and you fuckin’ love it. 

[blubberdickcumberbund]

Branded Glockenspiel

[sunset-daybreak]

wut

[kostevski]

[ourbeautycausespain]

DEAR GOD BUBBLES R U FEELIN OK?????????

[purplebuddhaproject]

Sometimes you have to forget what you feel, and remember what you deserve.

Unknown (via purplebuddhaproject)

[arcaneetherofficial]

[drinkandthedevil]

OH MY GOD 

[dacelio]

have u ever been in a mood to destroy your relationship with everyone you know

[dicedbyher-deactivated20220711]

"its dark im scared"

dont worry bae i got this

*stomps foot*

*sketchers light up*

[dreadlockbullshit]

[noburritojustaco-deactivated201]

we have to sacrifice someone so david bowie never dies

[syncategorem-deactivated2023101]

#i volunteer robin thicke as tribute

[badwolfin221bbakerst-deactivate]

i think he said no, but im not sure, so lets go with yes

[striders]

i gave my grandma two dollars to get me “an arizona tea and a Reese’s cup” and she brought me this and gave me my money back

[dumbfricker]

this perfectly describes grandmas 

[coolranch-chrisevans]

My grandma would have given me a five and thrown in a new pair of shoes too.

[striders]

im sorry i wasnt aware that this was the goddamn grandma olympics

[buzzfeed]

Did somebody say cats wearing capes in mid-air filmed in slow-motion?

[hvstla-deactivated20130330]

If my jokes offend you:

I’m sorry

It won’t happen again

1 & 2 are lies 

You’re a pussy

[artichokehold-deactivated201404]

this orcahestra is killer

[oreki-san]

[iamrincewind]