real life muppet

Lozz | 25 | UK | she/they | my ask box is never closed, please fill it with non coherent thoughts about whatever | I like BioWare and D&D and some other stuff too

[tiafelys-art]

[sonny-kiddo]

some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad “ 

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 

 perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle ! 

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile. 

mahogany 

*sweats nervously*

same. 

spooper hot choclety milk

#SHERLOCKLIVES

[pixelartpeach]

[nina-cook]

[kocherga-motyga]

I'm slowly lazily painting old sketches (there are literally sketches from January bruh) this one is from March 14th

There was a text there once and it was supposed to be about a frame page with a line but I realized fuck it I don't need it at all

[saradrewitt-officialbackup]

SCAMMER CALL OUT POST

PLEASE REPORT @saraderwiitt

@staff This is my original account and it is currently been hacked Please either take down this account or please find a way to stop this person from spamming other people FOR TUMBLRS USERS

DO NOT ANSWER AND DMS OR CONTACT "ELI TUCKER" ON DISCORD THIS IS A SCAMMER AND THIS IS HOW HE HAD HACKED MY ACCOUNT

This is how he had gotten me. This scammer will use an already hacked account and send you a message like this:

then he will get you to go on Discord and try to "fix the reports." He will not. Do not give him your DOB, your country, or your username when he asks.

He has also given me "proof" of employment under the name of "ELI TUCKER" (shown below)

I managed to get this guy on Discord audio chat, and I do indeed have the email he is currently using for my hacked account. @staff Please dm, and I will send you more screenshots and available information about this scammer, and PLEASE help me help you in trying to stop this guy.

[clueless1995]

[nocturnalnoire]

[gello-hello]

[joeyclaire]

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

[joeyclaire]

[hildas-flashdrive-deactivated20]

400+ people were killed in gaza last night.

[hildas-flashdrive-deactivated20]

my friend tarek has been doing some amazing community organizing in palestine — he’s been teaching classes for children with my other friend farah AND distributing water and providing iftar meals during ramadan throughout rafah! his brother just had a major orthopedic surgery he had to wait about a year for and since food and water is incredibly scarce he can’t properly recover. please donate to their efforts!!!

donate to tarek’s family

donate to provide iftar meals

donate to the water initiative

donate to the challenge classes

[hildas-flashdrive-deactivated20]

quick reminder: tarek isn’t just a word on your screen, he is my friend.

he’s 21, the same age as me. before the war he was studying to be a translator and he dreamt of voice acting, just like so many of you reading this. (he’s pretty good too actually.) he would probably not call himself a poet but every few days he posts something so beautifully worded that he might as well be a poet laureate. he recently wrote: “gaza is sick of being praised by anyone. gaza is tired that its image is on satellite tv. gaza is sick of its name in the sad poems. gaza is tired of the repeated endings.” the message is clear — sentiments are not enough, his people need HELP.

every day i tell him im doing everything i can. and it’s true, i am, but its barely anything, as i’m disabled and bedridden. i’ve kept that fact from him out of shame because i see what he has to endure each day, but i feel SO POWERLESS. every time an announcement breaks that more bombs have dropped in the night or more innocent people were gunned down in broad daylight, my heart sinks with terror and i wonder if i’ve lost my friend. it really would mean so much — not just to him, to me — if you could donate anything you can spare to tarek and his family. he deserves the whole world and more.

[hildas-flashdrive-deactivated20]

yesterday tarek almost got on a water distribution truck that was targeted with bombs. the day before his neighbors had their house bombed (during Eid) and that whole family died. please help my friend

[nitashinori]

That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science

Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?

[princess-nope]

Bust commission for @sunsets-and-phantoms of her absolutely adorable clown ghoul Calamity 🧡🩵🩷

Thank you!

[sunsets-and-phantoms]

THE BABY……

[sunsets-and-phantoms]

Had the most INSANE little week with Ghost on the Skeletour. Saw old friends, met new ones, got my rump rocked 🤘

[escuerzoresucitado]

[liberalsarecool]

Abolish Tesla.

[seymour-butz-stuff]

Elon uses his overvalued Tesla stock as collateral for all his loans.

If the stock price crashes, banks will ask for their money back.

The Twitter deal alone would break him - twitter has tanked in value, he couldn't sell it to pay off his loans.

[j-swin79]

[ultrareginarules]

Please, oh please. Not just well deserved karma, it would be so fucking funny.

[localgays2]

[hoteggbabushka]

being lonely as an adult is sooooo embarrassing like what do you mean the only one who can fix it is meeee

[ineedagun2001]

end of january affirmations

im not doing anything wrong and no one is mad at me

there must be a place for me in this world because here i am

my art doesnt suck

instagram is nothing to me