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[what-iz-life]

Your soul knows. It will literally tell you when it's time to start a new chapter of your life. Trust it.

[awakefor48hours]

[catfindr]

[sunsetsaga]

LIKE FROM BLUES CLUES???????

[ihatethisgaywebsite-deactivated]

this tweet hasn't left my mind once in the two years since it's been posted

[the-most-pathetic-edge-marquis]

what can Bella Swan actually cook?

armed with LegalTM pdfs, control f, and my theory that Bella doesn't actually like cooking she was just written by a mormon housewife, I have determined every specifically named meal Bella cooks in the Twilight Saga!

In summary:

15 total named meals (7 in Twilight, 3 each in New Moon/Eclipse, and 2 in Breaking Dawn)

13 unique meals (lasagna & fried chicken repeat across books)

Presumably she's also cooking literally every other day (when they aren't ordering pizza, which is apparently the only takeout Charlie ever gets), but it's not relevant to her narrative.

my main conclusion is that she eats way too much cereal, but for the purposes of this i've decided that cereal doesn't count as cooking.

Bella Swan canonically knows how to cook:

Twilight:

Steak and potatoes, plus salad (pg 15)

White people enchiladas (p.36)

Fish (marinated), with “salad and bread left over from the night before” (p.68)

Cold-cut sandwiches (p.70)

Grilled cheese (with tomato) (p.111)

Lasagna (p.118)

Fish, using Harry Clearwater’s fish fry (p.169)

New Moon:

Fried chicken (p.70)

Lasagna (p.82)

Casserole (p.197)

Eclipse:

Spaghetti, (rescued from Charlie)

Grandma Swan’s stroganoff recipe (p.29)

Hamburger (p.43)

Breaking Dawn:

Sunny-side up eggs (p.75)

Damn rancid chicken Fried chicken (p.80)

[forks-core]

bella pouring cheerios moodboard

[renesmeenahresume]

Alice To Edward In Midnight Sun:

[ostdrossel]

Another one for the Grackheads.

They were the highlight on this gloomy day.

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

i do birdwatching but in a I Dont Fucking Know What That Bird Is kind of way

like do i looke like the kind of person who knows the difference between a robin and a nightingale? no i look at tiny bird i go AWWW and that’s enough

[sunsetsaga]

Especially the little ones with the long stick legs 😭

The goofy little guys 😘

[twilight-good-yall-dumb]

Twilight being made into a TV series is about to be the messiest and yet somehow best thing to happen to this fandom since Midnight Sun and boy oh boy am I ready. *sits back with a comically large bucket of popcorn*

[lmaonade]

there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

if you're not obsessed with anything weird and niche please try harder. stop going outside for a while. consider getting weirder about the things you already like

[hellodaekko]

[hellodaekko]

glad this resonated with all of the freaks i love you

[sunsetsaga]

What I hate about Twilight is that the vampires:

Getting hit by a tree? Nah, I'm fine, felt nothing. Mauled by a mountain lion? Nope, I'm good

But let me tell ya about the cold hard sparkly vampire co- ᵒⁿˡʸ ᵃᶠᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃʳʳⁱᵃᵍᵉ ᵒᵇᵛⁱ

[feefal]

Earth star fungus!

[feefal]

[cute-as-buttons-moved]

@borkthemork

[noonemonitorsmyscreentime]

Inside each and every one of us, there are two wolves: one that wants more Twilight books and another that really really doesn't.