TiFFANY

Holaa, she/ her, just some random stuff in here, mostly expressing my love for countless fandoms and stupid shit, maybe you'll even find something that makes sense (chance not very high tho)

[freakyolivelady]

I think my 👀 brain is 👀 rotting 👀 in places 👀 I think my 👀 heart is ready to die 👀 I think my 👀 body is falling 👀 in pieces 👀 i thinj my blood is passing me by 👀

[kosmogrl]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

every time i want the 🤬 emoji i go into the search thing & start typing "fuck" & it takes me a solid second to remember they would not name it the Fuck Emoji

[koiagain]

Experiencing a crazy slowburn rn

[koiagain]

U don’t know Anyrhing

[viralfrog]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[nitrobishop]

i know the term "girlboss" gets bandied about a lot but the bedside lighting setup + tantric sex book + 48 Laws of Power is just

[pudulogy]

you have to be fucking kidding me

[stroebe2]

June and July are the same months btw. They want you to think they're two different months but it's the same month that's 60 days long. Same way August is actually August and the first half of September

[smeared1992]

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

[technofeudalism]

america’s 9/11

[fiore-firelily]

we've all got that friend who's a little too ²

[tbdagent]

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

[tbdagent]

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

[tbdagent]

tastes delicious so good. idk what to do with it though

[tbdagent]

thank you for your recommendation! with brief consideration, it has been disregarded.

[fairycosmos]

what’s the big deal about being avoidant. like ohhhh im dodging the bullet quick everyone lets mock the bullet dodger

[capacity2]

The day u become the bullet after a lifetime of being the bullet dodger the irony will break u

[pangur-and-grim]

things I’ve noticed in the UK:

- when you’re jay walking, cars will actively accelerate bc the drivers want to kill you for breaking the rules

- servers in restaurants act very scared and apologetic, so maybe people aren’t nice to them here??? or I could be terrifying

- it’s really cute when little kids have British accents, but I’m unmoved by adults with accents

- extremely good gluten free options. this country is like 20 years ahead of Canada in that regard

- people will give random insignificant buildings names with little plaques. and then that’s the name that shows up on the map. like even a smaller than average family home, you can name it like it’s a dog

- lots of brick and stone buildings. looks cute and charming until you enter one and there’s no air conditioning

- people are still wearing jaguar print. I like this. don’t let it die

[woman-becomer]

thanks to compilation efforts, three posts regarding the gneep gnorp population are able to be read together in a single post, and they are now the most documented species out of all creatures on earth

[default-cube]

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction