[stupiddykehag-deactivated202607]

How it feels complaining at you guys

[palmer]

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

[jurynullification]

How much

[palmer]

Only 3400

[jurynullification]

hot damn 🏃‍♂️ cmon guys lets go 🏃‍♂️🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🧞‍♀️

[palmer]

ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go

[enki2]

[teaboot]

Was about to fall asleep and apropos of nothing was struck out of nowhere by a horrible future vision of a brightly-lit and saccharine 3D-AI Calvin and Hobbes movie with Scarlet Johanssen voicing the mom and Chris Pratt voicing Hobbes and experienced an emotional haptic jerk so chilling I feel like I just foresaw my own death

[teaboot]

(Drenched in a cold sweat, visibly shaking) We Need To Warn Bill Watterson

[crystaltoa]

No, we don't.

He knows.

He has always known.

Actual quote:

"I don't want some animation studio giving Hobbes an actor's voice, and I don't want some greeting card company using Calvin to wish people a happy anniversary, and I don't want the issue of Hobbes's reality settled by a doll manufacturer. When everything fun and magical is turned into something for sale, the strip's world is diminished. 'Calvin and Hobbes' was designed to be a comic strip and that's all I want it to be. It's the one place where everything works the way I intend it to"

This was in the 1990's, pre-AI, pre- Chris Pratt, pre- Cinematic Universes, and if he was opposed to it then, he sure as hell wouldn't be okay with it now.

I think he probably experienced the same nightmare dystopian vision of the future you saw, but fortunately he had it like 40 years earlier.

[teaboot]

oh thank heavens

[chapeldean]

i’m only on reddit for r/Kevin

[chapeldean]

[notavalidblognamebut]

This thread under the post is the funniest thing I've seen today

[scottsumrners]

[t0ast-ghost]

Can’t explain it but they’re really cunty in this photo

[vulcussy]

Art grad student answer: it's the contrapposto.

This is a counterbalanced pose where the weight is rested on one leg and the hips and shoulders are tilted in opposite directions. It emphasizes the curves of the body.

[lord-valery-mimes]

Cuntrapposto.

[katelyn-danger]

Cuntrapusso

[emmynominees]

judith light as shelly pfefferman in season three of transparent

primetime emmy award nominee for outstanding supporting actress in a comedy series

[classicalcanvas]

Windflowers (1902) by John William Waterhouse

[mynowherenothing]

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

you'll feel like a total dipshit train wreck and no matter what some girl is gonna see you and think "role model". you can't kill yourself you have to go be clocky in the gas station so a 14 year old can have the trajectory of her life altered forever

[duchessvongooseberg]

as annoying as it is to work fast food, at my previous job one time a kid recognized the theta delta pin on my hat and was so fucking excited because i was the first other therian they had ever encountered offline.

"hey....are you a therian?" "yeah!" "what kind of animal?" "eh, some kinda dog" "😲😀 im like a wolf coyote hybrid" "that's fuckin awesome"

to be weird is to cast lifelines all around you

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

tags from @k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl

what really drives me nuts is that like. this happens an average of x times per year as a visibly weird person, but we only get made aware of it a small fraction of the time. you can't kill yourself you have to be clocky in the gas station.

[analogdelight]

Being clocky when i was working as a barista was one of my big joys. Being clocky when i was teaching high schoolers how to play the marimba was my reason for being for half a decade. It sucks how scared I am to leave the house I live in now. But I still need to try and be clocky at the grocery store. I wish i had a job to be clocky at. Being visibly me is one of the most radical acts I'm capable of, and I hope that one day we live in a world where it isn't radical at all.

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

that's exactly what I was feeling when I wrote this. we all find ways to defy our fear, love is an excellent motivator.

[fajitajane]

I love going out being clocky. I love seeing a young queer as a cashier. Usually I'm wearing a mask so I imagine folks can't quitr tell until I speak. I almost always complimented on my hair by these folks too. I love being able to thank them and give them a compliment in return.

[thethirdstrongestsylvi]

around a month ago i saw an older trans woman who was probably like 60+ with a cis woman who seemed to be her supportive wife who took her clothes shopping as customers in my store and she seemed so happy to see me there and it melted my heart so much. if you are trans your existence is so important for someone even if it doesnt feel like it. i hope shes doing alright

was also having a terrible day a bit over a week ago but a super pretty trans woman came into the store and we talked a bit after a mutual i know what you are look and she brightened my day a lot and probably doesnt even realize it. i really hope i see her again

[bizarreauhavre]

Antique sex toy, European manufacture, 19th century, ivory.

[excusethequality]

While watching a DVD from the library my TV popped up a message saying to press a button if I wanted to watch this from additional providers.

It's never done that before so I looked it up and turns out Roku TVs have added all sorts of creepy things in the privacy section since I last checked.

One of which being they take screenshots from what you're watching and send them to third parties to identify it.

Fucking hell! Remember when every fucking device in your life wasn't a spy implanted in your home and working against your interests to try and sell your data? Remember how nice that was??

Remember when the TV was just a tool that would play the things you plugged into it?

Why must the future suck SO much?

[excusethequality]

How to Turn Off Smart TV Snooping Features - Consumer Reports

TVs collect a huge amount of data. Here's how to use privacy settings to limit the surveillance on TVs from LG, Samsung, TCL, and every othe

A good rundown on what each brand of TV is up to and which settings you should turn off.

[mj-irl]

David Rose of Schitt’s Creek is an Autistic Character

Is social awkward/ has difficulty reading people and situations: says to Stevie “your eyebrows didn’t move so I can’t tell if you’re being serious” was bullied but didn’t know how bad it was, didn’t know Stevie was acting at Ted’s dinner party

Has physical coordination issues: didn’t learn to ride a bike until he was an adult, not good at sports

Has a distinct way of dressing and some same clothing: often wears looser tops with cropped pants, lots of black and white and sweaters

Gender noncomforming

Deals with anxiety and sleep issues

Has his own rules and routine: six people are needed for ultimate game play, game night is 8 - 10, sock feet ina public place is incorrect, plungers in the front of the store is incorrect, is upset that the lip balms are moved from where they should be

Has a hard time compromising: upset when the lip balm gets moved, can’t get rid of his clothing

Doesn’t understand sayings: batting a thousand, two men back from the mines, word to the wise

Not thrilled about hugging

Has a hard time time making and keeping friends and romantic relationships: four months is the longest relationship he’s had, has no close friend contact him and no one to move in with if he goes to New York, isn’t sure if Stevie is his best friend because he’s never had one before

Not an exhaustive list I’m only into the fourth season on my rewatch but I just had to share!

[ultraleahbaby]

I have a couple to add and CANNOT resist

- immediately gets irritable/has a shut down about people not following the rules on game night and gets visibly upset when Alexis changes the plans and invites more people, making the teams uneven

-when Twyla puts a raisin in the champagne to 'release the bubbles' and David is NOT Okay with it and pulls it out immediately

-Has approximately zero filter most of the time

-constantly says "I'm not sure how to take that" or "I'm not sure what that means"

-takes somethings literally ("they brought a BIG check David!" "Just to clarify, they didn't bring like an actual lottery poster check right?")

-Has rules for all the things

-keeps everything in order in his (arguably snall) room at the motel, even though Alexis' side is a wreck

-Isnt keen on physical contact with certain people (when Alexis asks for a hug, when John goes in for a hug after David agrees to give him money, when they all go for a group hug at Mutt's barn party)

[mj-irl]

David Rose of Schitt’s Creek is an Autistic Character

Is social awkward/ has difficulty reading people and situations: says to Stevie “your eyebrows didn’t move so I can’t tell if you’re being serious” was bullied but didn’t know how bad it was, didn’t know Stevie was acting at Ted’s dinner party

Has physical coordination issues: didn’t learn to ride a bike until he was an adult, not good at sports

Has a distinct way of dressing and some same clothing: often wears looser tops with cropped pants, lots of black and white and sweaters

Gender noncomforming

Deals with anxiety and sleep issues

Has his own rules and routine: six people are needed for ultimate game play, game night is 8 - 10, sock feet ina public place is incorrect, plungers in the front of the store is incorrect, is upset that the lip balms are moved from where they should be

Has a hard time compromising: upset when the lip balm gets moved, can’t get rid of his clothing

Doesn’t understand sayings: batting a thousand, two men back from the mines, word to the wise

Not thrilled about hugging

Has a hard time time making and keeping friends and romantic relationships: four months is the longest relationship he’s had, has no close friend contact him and no one to move in with if he goes to New York, isn’t sure if Stevie is his best friend because he’s never had one before

Not an exhaustive list I’m only into the fourth season on my rewatch but I just had to share!

[newlyy]

Not that I think all marriages are doomed but when deciding who to marry you should ask yourself “is this someone I’d want to divorce?” As in, is this someone I believe would be mature and fair, even when they’re upset and don’t particularly like me at the moment. Is this someone I could continue to trust while going through an adversarial process? And if the answer is no, don’t marry them.

[random-brushstrokes]

Albert Engström - The Artist's Father, Reading a Newspaper (1892)