im too old to still be on here

boston, 24

[unbeknwn]

No one will know the violence it took to become this gentle.

[thequeenuni]

This … is the one

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[injuries-in-dust]

That took a turn I wasnt expecting!

[mellifexfarm]

[catchymemes]

[smute]

“you are a lawyer and he is a hamster” is one of the funniest statements ive ever had the pleasure of reading

[ms-cellanies]

AUTO REBLOG

[girlactionfigure]

Link / Link

[lemonsharks]

“How would a chicken wear pants?”

- Richard Beale, 1784

[vbartilucci]

Thank you, Richard Beale, for making our opinion of the past slightly more ridiculous.

[girlscanlikerobots]

13-year-olds are the same everywhere and everywhen

[wannacuppatealuv]

Still trying to come to terms with the fact I’ll never be a librarian who can speak a dead language and be recruited by a ruggish but handsome explorer for a quest to lift the curse and save the world

[lustformcgrath]

because of the pandemic travel restrictions?

[brawltogethernow]

Because of the pandemic travel restrictions.

[nicollekidman]

the peak of network comedies

[haroldhighballjordan]

so like when zuko becomes fire lord do u think his portrait is put up everywhere like his dad’s was

like zuko definitely didn’t WANT it to happen, but the fire nation is just so used to being a faccist regime that they just go ahead and start putting their new leader’s face everywhere and zuko is so “ugh” about it but he also has way more important things to focus on so he develops a very choose-your-battles kinda attitude towards it

but do you think the gaang finds it hilarious? do you think they put up tiny portraits of zuko in their own homes for the hilarity of it? do u think Sokka and Suki have a portrait of zuko in every room in their house? do you think they say good morning to it every day? do you think they kiss it goodnight? do you-

[haroldhighballjordan]

this one. right here. this sits right above the fireplace in Sokka and Suki’s living room. tell me im wrong

[zukosgarbitch]

you’re not wrong at all. you’re 100% right

this is tophs

[shadowed-dancer]

I can just image Aang and Katara’s kids having a sleepover at Sokka’s place.

Sokka: Goodnight kids

Kids: Goodnight uncle Sokka, goodnight aunt Suki

Suki: Who else do we say goodnight to?

Kids: Goodnight giant tapestry of Zuko in the living room

[haroldhighballjordan]

Nsishwidhdwjdislwndodjwiwk this is an excellent addition, god bless

[bakwaaas]

hard pill to swallow: the idea that your ‘soulmate’ or ‘the one’ will know exactly how to make you happy without you ever having to communicate is fake. the fantasy that you will have all your needs met in a relationship without ever having to be vulnerable is fundamentally not true. sometimes you have to express your needs and desires, you have to ask for things, you have to communicate how you want to be loved, it’s uncomfortable and clumsy but relationships are about learning to love each other not being a mind reader

[karometeenk]

What did you just call me? Cunt? Like the philospher?

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

[lamborghinea-pig]

[mrmeriwether]

I love the generational gap between emoji usage. Anyone over 50 sees 🙃 and thinks "silly time! whee 🙃", whereas the rest of us immediately hear, verbatim, "they ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would ne--"

[mangonetics]

Flying the flag upside down is a distress signal

[bitterbloodrose]

soulmates

emily brontë, wuthering heights // nfwmb, hozier // madeline miller, the song of achilles // rumi // louis tomlinson, habit // plato, the symposium // sarah perry, the essex serpent // sleeping at last, turning page // leo tolstoy, anna karenina // percy shelley, prometheus unbound

[la-dama-de-rosas]

selected diaries, virginia woolf / abandonment (the pair), henri de toulouse-lautrec / pillow thoughts, courtney peppernell / in bed, henri de toulouse-lautrec / work song, hozier / the two friends, henri de toulouse-lautrec / portrait of a lady on fire (2019), dir. céline sciamma

[dottiep]

[sunshinesque]

of courtship & war

King Rhoam believes it is time for Zelda to find a suitor strong enough to defend Hyrule from the return of the Calamity. Zelda disagrees. Link is complicit in the King’s search until he’s, well, not. Multi-chapter fic, WIP. Read the first chapter here.

[sunshinesque]

Chapter 3 is HERE and I am SCREAMING because proud of myself for updating on a weekly-ish basis!!!

[stupid-dyke]

Good night supernatural metafandom (the fandom where we watch the supernatural fandom lose their minds wo ever seeing the show ourselves)

[adampvrrish]

taxi driver (1976)// anne carson// mitski// little women (2019)// florence + the machine