sunsong

hi im micah (26) im 29 now?? its been literally 3 years since ive even looked at this

[leehallfae]

ehwhehheeh tone indicators are great and help me a lot but i saw a master list and it had /sx or something for “sexual intent” and idk why but im giggling

[leehallfae]

imagine u get a text “hiiiiii /sx”

[maliketh]

[depsidase]

[liveleaker-deactivated20250423]

Yall are like “I’m baby I’m baby” because you can’t control your sensitivity and emotions due to bad habits you developed during your teens on bpd tumblr and then see an actual baby crying in the theater while you’re watching frozen 2 because you kin elsa to cope and suddenly yall don’t like babies anymore? ok googoo gaga

[cherieu]

Omg

[calamity-cain]

Of course we can’t handle distressed babies because we ARE the distressed babies and we need adults

[liveleaker-deactivated20250423]

You’re not a distressed baby you’re an adult who writes incest fanfiction

[reallycoolsoup]

Tumblr really has the best PvP of any social media

[dynamohedron]

the trend of having a bit where lil nas x like very quickly descends from heaven on the pole in tiktoks and like 0.2 seconds of montero plays is so funny

[badley]

i am eating chips. i am stress smoking. i am a rat behind a grocery store. i am responding to emails professionally. i am avoiding all texts from friends. i am taking benzodiazepines to call my girlfriend. i am relaxed. i am too stressed out to function. i am a boy king. i am treating my spine like a slinky.

[thyrell]

[miniangel]

[zionvalley]

literally can't stop thinking about this

[warmmillk]

[waggtoon]

I thought this scene needed to be gifed, so I gifed it.

[timedeo-moved-deactivated202105]

[numbaoneflaya]

Everyone says who you first marry in skyrim says a lot about you but i married that homeless guy in windhelm the Once Honored guy w the bald ass head bcs I read that unless u do he dies in the civil war and so i married him thinking i could divorce him on friendly terms and help him get back on his feet  but you cant get divorced i learned too late and he keeps asking my DB for a gold coin every day despite living in her house and yelled at meeko and then i met serana and fell in love thinking i could marry her if I got old baldy out of the picture bcs he never even changed out of his raggedy ass robes anyway so lure him into the small room in lakeview manor and close the doors so the kids dont see and one hit mercy kill him but the kids hear anyway and start screaming and the bard hears too and attacks me and I have to kill the bard and the kids are still screaming. but every time i come back the bodies wont despawn so theres just my dead homeless husband and bard in the house making the kids cower in the corner so i cast reanimate and try to walk my husband outside but that just makes things worse bcs hes making those zombie moans and as SOON as i load outside the door he turns into a giant ass zombie ash pile and goes “thank….. you….” so the rest of the game I just had my dead bald husbands goo ashes right on the front steps of my home and Seranas not even marriable 

[worsthatecentenarian]

[yourcalamity]

normalize grocery store violence

[yourcalamity]

normalize me mowing down other customers with my cart

[stormesandshowers]

Normalize slapping another customer when they are rude to a service worker

[purepastry]

.

[hundondestiny]

hey

what the fuck

[candiikismet]

Wow

[creativekarma0]

Real bitches cooked this on the cooking mama for the Nintendo ds light

[emergency-broadcast-system]

ill have what im having