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Today is the only day you can reblog this
it's crispy eve
I love butter!!!! I love salt!!! :D
Whatever *unsalts your butter*
*resalts your butter*
*re-uns my salt*
Assault and buttery! My butter has been asaulted!
I love butter!!!! I love salt!!! :D
Whatever *unsalts your butter*
*resalts your butter*
*re-uns my salt*
Assault and buttery! My butter has been asaulted!
Jesus christ I love humanity
Idk what I just watched, but I love it sm lol
My friend just totally called me out😂
Me, ending the phone call: "ok I love you have fun don't do anything I wouldn't do"
Friend: "that's not a whole lot of things"
Me: "Okay, but you didn't have to call me out like that"😂 "fine just don't do anything I would do then I guess"
It's my 6 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
u ok homie?
<3 (:
I want my bf to kiss me😭 but he's too far away
idk what sexuality this is but happy pride month to the people wearing this flag today!! you're a few days late but lots of love 💕🥰
not to be happy online but I love the world so much
you should kiss men, immediately
I would, but my boyfriend is too far away. Maybe you can make him teleport here so i can kiss him👀
not enough cuddling.
*slams my gavel down*
just in general. in the world.
not enough cuddling.
YOU HAVE 7.
What.. what if my boyfriend is in another state, tho?
inspired by my own deceiving eyes
saw my friend reblog a post about hating driving and listen. i understand you. however i love driving because i am locked in a metal box for three and a half hours on the regular where i can do nothing but focus on not dying and listening to music i love as loud as i want while i pass through gorgeous mountains in weather that could destroy me like an errant fruitfly. it enriches my warrior monkey brain to go fast at speeds no man was meant to go and try as hard as possible to fight against the constant threat of dying in the concrete arena. does this sound relaxing? perhaps not to the regular man. but a man i am not.
my ancient hunter gatherer ancestors smiling upon me as i barrel down the freeway at 70mph in a fucking monsoon listening to caramelldansen louder than god
bizarre defense of one of the worst industries ever, I know we're just trying to have a good time here but come on. As much as I enjoy driving through the countryside, the daily commute is a nightmare and roads and parking lots take up so much space It's not worth it fam. Perhaps I am just jealous that these experiences aren't more universal
smh this dude dont even know about the cone groggler
Reblog to squeeze the person you reblogged this from like this
No gay has all 5:
- A job
- Good relationship with father
- Neurotypical brain
- Ability to top
- Driver’s license
this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.