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klaus: to be cringe is to be free

five: and he’s immortal? so there’s no chance of being free of him?

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Inej: Should we play 20 questions?

Kaz: Sure

Kaz: What’s your favourite colour?

Inej: Triangle. Do you love me?

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five: sir i’m afraid

reggie: stay close to your siblings

five: yeah that’s why i’m afraid

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five: do you take constructive criticism?

klaus: i only take cash or card

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klaus: i made tea

ben: i don’t want tea

klaus: i made tea for me

ben: then why are you telling me?

klaus: it’s a conversation starter

ben: that’s a lousy conversation starter

klaus, looking around acting surprised: we’re having a conversation. so id say that’s… checkmate?

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Matthias: Go fuck yourself!

Nina: Fuck me yourself you coward!

Kaz: Umm, this is a heist meeting

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reggie, in a sinister tone: now listen here pretty boy

klaus: you think i’m prETTY?!

reggie: now wait hang on

klaus, skipping away swaying his arms: dad thinks i’m pretty, dad thinks i’m prettyy

reggie: •_•

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Five is 99% sass and 1% I NEED TO SAVE MY DUMBASS FAMILY

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Me, pressing play on season 1 episode 1 of TUA: and like the cycle of the year, we begin again

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Mal about Alina’s time with the Darkling: I wanted to be supportive, but throw up at the same time

Alina: You didn’t want to be supportive

Mal: No. I didn’t

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klaus: am i in trouble?

five: take a guess

klaus: no?

five: take another guess

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luther: how’s everyone doing today

five: i’m breathing

luther: bit of a low standard

five: *glances to the other side of the room*

klaus: i cAnT bReAtHe!!

five: you were saying

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klaus to five on their trip: how do you manage to stay so positive?

five, after dealing with two apocalypses &lowkey giving up: delusion

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five: i’m not actually funny, i’m just mean and people think i’m joking

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kaz preparing to compliment inej: i knew what i needed to do. but in a much more real sense, i have no idea what to do

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Klaus: if there was one thing i was destined for, it was to be in the passenger seat

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Viktor: I’m sick of breaking generational curses I’m going to start making them