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Listen, don’t take it so personally, okay? I don’t like most people.

it has been two years since i’ve logged onto this website holy shit

#everything is scary and different #i dont know who anyone is anymore #why

lessthanmore

KNUCK-TAT GENERATOR

Use your birthday to figure out your own personal knuckle tattoos!

January: DRUG February: HATE March: DICK April: REAL May: DIRT June: THUG July: CASH August: GIRL September: FIST October: SHIT November: BUTT December: KILL 1st: CITY 2nd: RIOT 3rd: FACE 4th: FEAR 5th: GRIN 6th: WOLF 7th: PISS 8th: RASH 9th: DOGS 10th: TITS 11th: LUBE 12th: SAND 13th: FIRE 14th: KIDS 15th: BIRD 16th: NERD 17th: BOYS 18th: MOMS 19th: DADS 20th: VEIN 21st: WURM 22nd: FART 23rd: TRAP 24th: MOAN 25th: HOLE 26th: KING 27th: FUCK 28th: EYES 29th: LIFE 30th: LOVE 31st: STAB

#I can't stop laughing mine is kill dads and my husband's is fist moms holy fucking shit

I'm getting married in less than six hours I am going to throw up and pass out and pee my pants someone help me

niklisson

So…what if Hawke died? :0

Inspired by a scene in the movie, One Day

#what is wrong wit u #fuckin #games

Do you know which video the Ryan gif with "Daddy's failing, don't watch" is from?

I believe it's the second episode of go????? It's one of the really early ones, I think the first Ryan won.

Best purchase of all time

#face #beautiful 10/10 would buy again

I've gotten really into parks and rec and today I had an epiphany

#me #zach is definitely andy too there's no doubt about it #zach tag

carcharodon13

Maker’s Breath

#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#games

schmergo

Why does nobody ever talk about how weird Maryland is?

Nobody ever talks about Maryland, period. It’s like they forget it’s a state. There’s no real stereotypes about people from Maryland, because it’s right in the middle of the east coast, EXCEPT everyone from Maryland is obsessed with crabs and Old Bay seasoning. You may think I’m exaggerating, but my friend’s brother used to actually drink Old Bay straight. The only time I ever saw my boyfriend look at me with anything other than pure love and respect was when I said that I thought crabs served in the shell were overrated. McDonalds in Maryland serves Filet-o-Fish WITH OLD BAY SEASONING. Once I saw a production of The Little Mermaid in Maryland, and the actor playing the chef sang “now some Old Bay!” instead of “now some flour,” and the audience burst into rapturous applause in the middle of the song. Old Bay is as essential to Marylanders as flour.

The official state sport of Maryland is jousting. No joke.

And once, I went to a McDonalds’ down the road from Camp David while George W. Bush was staying there, and there were free-range chickens who lived in the parking lot. It made me uncomfortable.

Edgar Allan Poe, John Waters, Frank Zappa, and F. Scott Fitzgerald are all from Maryland. Oh, and John Wilkes Booth. Something weird is in the water there. My money’s on Old Bay.

#as a native Marylander I have to say that the love for old bay is exaggerated #it's good but we don't like fuckin worship it #however everything else is true