Maddz :)

He’s right behind me, isn’t he?

[maddz-sg]

American Eagle really said these shorts are ONLY for BOTTOMS. They have a target demographic I guess

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[dumb-nerd7]

outside touching grass still thinking about dean winchester and castiel.

[obfuscatingintelligence]

if you set off a rube goldberg type death trap to kill someone, if it's a long enough machine, it ceases to become your fault if somebody dies at the end. that's how I've gotten away with it all these years, and why I'm still going to heaven.

[viviantimmet]

(via @yellowocaballero)

[hollowistheworld]

I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

We need to standardize clothing sizes. This is fucking stupid. Pass a federal law or something. I’m sick of this shit.

[redstonedust]

i like when a story has multiple major characters who are extremely important to the plot and close to the protagonist but rarely talk to eachother. like its just relatable to me. who hasnt had a 'best friend of my best friend' relationship. a 'guy whos in all my group chats but i genuinely dont remember their name sometimes' relationship. now imagine going on a quest to save the world together. incredible vibes.

[miss-americanbi]

a rousing speech to tfw

[chamomileblues]

making up stories that are a little nicer, so the woods seem less scary at night

[what-even-is-thiss]

I think this July 4th I’m just celebrating eating hot dogs with my family and the fact that our roommate gets a three day weekend.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Maybe I’m not feeling in the Independence Day spirit but it’s good to have a summer holiday. It’s good to have an excuse to eat potato salad and set something on fire. It’s good to have a day off.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Happy 4th to everyone in this stupid country. I hope someday we manage to live up to our own ideals.

[maddz-sg]

No because I AM a girl but if I had to pick a second gender? Weirdo white boy in a long ass dramatic coat.

(Side note I love stupid fucking promo photos. Why are they all in The Void)

[maddz-sg]

The worst part about being a Supernatural fan is. Having to watch the show. I think about these characters TWENTY FOUR SEVEN and I am STRUGGLING my way through this watch. Like I love it don’t get me wrong but goddamn if there aren’t One Billion Episodes

[zzoupz]

I drew these emo cats

[the-sweaty-toothed-mad-woman]

“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked mr keating and he said “poetry, beauty, romance, love. these are what we stay alive for.”

[pete-da-cat]

how the media portrays gay people: I'm-im a boy/girl and i....I like another boy/girl!

Actual gay people: have you seen dead poets society

[depsidase]

[piranesies]

if you unfollow me can you let me know what the last straw was I won't improve I just wanna know