BORK

//mun is 16+

[super-dog-bork]

I make blog. I am Krypto, superdog.

Krypto save day.

Ooc:

mun has a job people.

Keep this appropriate it's a dog.

I'll figure out tags later, imagine movie Krypto, if he could talk.

[silvermistymoon]

@super-dog-bork @its-jeff-the-shark and @ask-rocky-anything should meet fr

[super-dog-bork]

Yeet.

[super-dog-bork]

Where Krypto spare collar go?

[super-dog-bork]

Hiiii buppy buppy ouppy pubbyyy aww hahha hiii

Hello!

Krypto is buppy.

[super-dog-bork]

Favorite toy?

Tiny bat man. Scary big bat man get for me. Very durable.

[super-dog-bork]

Ooc: hey so no

Get the fuck out

Now

Krypto's a dog.

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

🧪 would ya kiss me yes or no

*Clark blushed faintly* uh- er-... if I wasn't married.

[greaterthansuperman]

GUY???

You know like every hero ever.

GUY???

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

Haha I try to help out wherever I can. :)

Guy is also on the League so..

[super-dog-bork]

You is whore.

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

Treat?

@super-dog-bork (idfk know anymore)

No way. You ate my computer. >:(

[super-dog-bork]

Computer left in open. Taste good. Spicy.

If say sorry get treat?

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

I wasn’t even gone that long ;-;

No. If you’re good and don’t eat things that aren’t dog food, then I’ll think about it.

[super-dog-bork]

Gone for 2 minutes. Prime time.

Dog food taste like shit. Computer have flavor.

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

See this is why you’re not getting a treat. Kara even taught you swear words. :/

[super-dog-bork]

Swear words fun. Superman boring. Steal treat anyway.

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

Krypto! No. Bad. >:(

[super-dog-bork]

... Aw...

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

…

Hey, guess what.

*pulls out a stick*

[super-dog-bork]

STICK!

*tail wag*

THROW STICK!

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

*Clark fuckin’ SENDS that stick*

[super-dog-bork]

*Krypto YEETS himself after the stick returning moments later with both the broken stick and a batarang in his mouth*

Krypto fetch.

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

Uh- where’d you get the batarang- oh no… B is goin’ to kill me.

Can I have the batarang, buddy?

[super-dog-bork]

Batcave. Stick flew.

*he drops the batarang*

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

*Clark just pats Krypto then picks up the batarang.*

Please don’t take things from the batcave. Or I’ll get an earful from a close friend of mine.

[super-dog-bork]

Batcave have good chew toy. Big car.

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

Oh no… please tell me you didn’t do anything to the Batmobile…

[super-dog-bork]

Chew toy durable. Still broke.

[luthorcorps-ceo]

Chew toy.

@super-dog-bork

Mutt.

[super-dog-bork]

... Bitch.

[luthorcorps-ceo]

I know you are, scientifically. What am I.

[super-dog-bork]

OH OKAY

*super collar refuses to translate*

[mmm-tasty-kryptonite]

Krypto, just roll on his clothes. He's allergic to dogs. I'll give you some good chew toys later!!

[super-dog-bork]

CHEW TOYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

[mmm-tasty-kryptonite]

When we go hoooome. Come on, let's go Krypto

[super-dog-bork]

HOME?!

KRYPTO GO HOME!

YAYYYYYYYYYY

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

Treat?

@super-dog-bork (idfk know anymore)

No way. You ate my computer. >:(

[super-dog-bork]

Computer left in open. Taste good. Spicy.

If say sorry get treat?

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

I wasn’t even gone that long ;-;

No. If you’re good and don’t eat things that aren’t dog food, then I’ll think about it.

[super-dog-bork]

Gone for 2 minutes. Prime time.

Dog food taste like shit. Computer have flavor.

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

See this is why you’re not getting a treat. Kara even taught you swear words. :/

[super-dog-bork]

Swear words fun. Superman boring. Steal treat anyway.

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

Krypto! No. Bad. >:(

[super-dog-bork]

... Aw...

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

…

Hey, guess what.

*pulls out a stick*

[super-dog-bork]

STICK!

*tail wag*

THROW STICK!

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

*Clark fuckin’ SENDS that stick*

[super-dog-bork]

*Krypto YEETS himself after the stick returning moments later with both the broken stick and a batarang in his mouth*

Krypto fetch.

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

Uh- where’d you get the batarang- oh no… B is goin’ to kill me.

Can I have the batarang, buddy?

[super-dog-bork]

Batcave. Stick flew.

*he drops the batarang*

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

*Clark just pats Krypto then picks up the batarang.*

Please don’t take things from the batcave. Or I’ll get an earful from a close friend of mine.

[super-dog-bork]

Batcave have good chew toy. Big car.

[luthorcorps-ceo]

Chew toy.

@super-dog-bork

Mutt.

[super-dog-bork]

... Bitch.

[luthorcorps-ceo]

I know you are, scientifically. What am I.

[super-dog-bork]

OH OKAY

*super collar refuses to translate*

[mmm-tasty-kryptonite]

Krypto, just roll on his clothes. He's allergic to dogs. I'll give you some good chew toys later!!

[super-dog-bork]

CHEW TOYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

Treat?

@super-dog-bork (idfk know anymore)

No way. You ate my computer. >:(

[super-dog-bork]

Computer left in open. Taste good. Spicy.

If say sorry get treat?

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

I wasn’t even gone that long ;-;

No. If you’re good and don’t eat things that aren’t dog food, then I’ll think about it.

[super-dog-bork]

Gone for 2 minutes. Prime time.

Dog food taste like shit. Computer have flavor.

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

See this is why you’re not getting a treat. Kara even taught you swear words. :/

[super-dog-bork]

Swear words fun. Superman boring. Steal treat anyway.

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

Krypto! No. Bad. >:(

[super-dog-bork]

... Aw...

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

…

Hey, guess what.

*pulls out a stick*

[super-dog-bork]

STICK!

*tail wag*

THROW STICK!

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

*Clark fuckin’ SENDS that stick*

[super-dog-bork]

*Krypto YEETS himself after the stick returning moments later with both the broken stick and a batarang in his mouth*

Krypto fetch.

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

Uh- where’d you get the batarang- oh no… B is goin’ to kill me.

Can I have the batarang, buddy?

[super-dog-bork]

Batcave. Stick flew.

*he drops the batarang*

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

Treat?

@super-dog-bork (idfk know anymore)

No way. You ate my computer. >:(

[super-dog-bork]

Computer left in open. Taste good. Spicy.

If say sorry get treat?

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

I wasn’t even gone that long ;-;

No. If you’re good and don’t eat things that aren’t dog food, then I’ll think about it.

[super-dog-bork]

Gone for 2 minutes. Prime time.

Dog food taste like shit. Computer have flavor.

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

See this is why you’re not getting a treat. Kara even taught you swear words. :/

[super-dog-bork]

Swear words fun. Superman boring. Steal treat anyway.

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

Krypto! No. Bad. >:(

[super-dog-bork]

... Aw...

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

…

Hey, guess what.

*pulls out a stick*

[super-dog-bork]

STICK!

*tail wag*

THROW STICK!

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

*Clark fuckin’ SENDS that stick*

[super-dog-bork]

*Krypto YEETS himself after the stick returning moments later with both the broken stick and a batarang in his mouth*

Krypto fetch.

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

Treat?

@super-dog-bork (idfk know anymore)

No way. You ate my computer. >:(

[super-dog-bork]

Computer left in open. Taste good. Spicy.

If say sorry get treat?

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

I wasn’t even gone that long ;-;

No. If you’re good and don’t eat things that aren’t dog food, then I’ll think about it.

[super-dog-bork]

Gone for 2 minutes. Prime time.

Dog food taste like shit. Computer have flavor.

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

See this is why you’re not getting a treat. Kara even taught you swear words. :/

[super-dog-bork]

Swear words fun. Superman boring. Steal treat anyway.

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

Krypto! No. Bad. >:(

[super-dog-bork]

... Aw...

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

…

Hey, guess what.

*pulls out a stick*

[super-dog-bork]

STICK!

*tail wag*

THROW STICK!

[luthorcorps-ceo]

Chew toy.

@super-dog-bork

Mutt.

[super-dog-bork]

... Bitch.

[luthorcorps-ceo]

I know you are, scientifically. What am I.

[super-dog-bork]

OH OKAY

*super collar refuses to translate*

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

Treat?

@super-dog-bork (idfk know anymore)

No way. You ate my computer. >:(

[super-dog-bork]

Computer left in open. Taste good. Spicy.

If say sorry get treat?

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

I wasn’t even gone that long ;-;

No. If you’re good and don’t eat things that aren’t dog food, then I’ll think about it.

[super-dog-bork]

Gone for 2 minutes. Prime time.

Dog food taste like shit. Computer have flavor.

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

See this is why you’re not getting a treat. Kara even taught you swear words. :/

[super-dog-bork]

Swear words fun. Superman boring. Steal treat anyway.

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

Krypto! No. Bad. >:(

[super-dog-bork]

... Aw...

[luthorcorps-ceo]

Chew toy.

@super-dog-bork

Mutt.

[super-dog-bork]

... Bitch.