Hold My Hand Jerk

19, Female, Bisexual, Cancer, Cosplay, ENFP

[pocketss]

I went through a mimic phase a while back :D

[dailynetflix]

I just want to work with people who love what they do. I want to work on projects that are being made for a reason and being made by people who are passionate about them because that’s the only way to make anything good, is if everyone involved with it loves it.

[paceyjoeys]

el-hoppers asked: ↳ stranger things + favorite brotp.

[justiceleague]

But it turns out, I wasn’t the only dame in Gotham looking for emancipation.

Birds of Prey (2020), dir. Cathy Yan

[saturnsupremacy]

[baptizm-deactivated20200524]

I'm stuck on the fact they really think that shit deserves an Emmy nomination

[unlimitedgoats]

I AM wearing my glasses and I thought this was a screencap from Twilight

[crubdraws]

I finally watched Good Omens, and yeah, get ready for more.

[theothersideofthechair]

Me to my 21 year old coworker: My darling. My darling please. Wipe up the spilled bleach powder BEFORE you spray a chemical on it.

21 year old coworker: Why?

Me: Because my sweet summer child. When you mix bleach with other chemicals you can accidently create chlorine gas, chloroform, and also give yourself chemical pneumonia!

21 year old coworker: Oh......

[patchmeup]

Fun fact one time my cat pissed somewhere totally inappropriate and my dumb ass thought it would be a great idea to pour bleach on it to make sure he never peed there again. I gassed myself out of my own home

[theothersideofthechair]

Well fuck.

Remember kids! Don't clean up urine or urine byproducts with bleach or bleach derivatives.

[pussiesaregod]

the reason i like staying up late so much is because between the hours of 1am-5am, the world is quiet and no one expects anything from me. i could stare at my wall for 4 hours and there would be no consequences. it’s so silent and calm. i love it

[riodice-archive-blog]

If you arent at least vaguely aware of your friends digestive system issues are you even friends.

[neko-gifs]

[camambrosia]

I cried watching this

[brightlotusmoon]

BABIES

*sobbing*

[shmoobeardraws]

so i was thinking, what if in Mile’s universe, MJ was actually just Zendaya 

[protectwoc]

this is so fucking funny

[chananderlandersalamander]

this video has disrupted my every waking thought for the past three days

[aidangillens]

TV SHOWS WATCHED IN 2019: Sex Education (2019)

Sometimes the people we like, don’t like us back. And it’s painful, but there’s nothing we can do about it. i know what it’s like when someone doesn’t feel the same way about you. It’s someone you can’t stop thinking about. It hurts, but you can’t make people like you.

[s00005aa55yah-deactivated201308]

[bogleech]

The best part is these frogs would be too little for the tiger to see them as food but anything big enough to eat the frogs would probably catch its attention. Smart little froges ride the big kitty boat

[wildlifewednesdays]

A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

[docwithtardisfez]

I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

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[nightonblogmountain]

THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?

UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE 

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises. 

One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound. 

[typhoidmeri]

Omgggg the sounds.

[gigi-tastic]

Teddy is back on my dash and all is right with the world

[bears-official]

WE ALMOST TO OCTOBRE POST OF PUNKINBEARS

[soto-nationalist]

So my husband (who is Catholic) asked me why there were so few Christians in Japan but there were a lot of Christian references and influence in art, anime, manga, et cetera.

I told him that a lot of people just think the imagery looks cool and he sent me this

[pissvortex]

me when i get called out for ruining 2 marriages