"Wheeere have /you/ been hiding?"
“I haven’t been hiding at all, Shaco. You’ve just been too busy to even see me!”
“Don’t be like that! I tried looking for you, I really did. It just..
A lot’s happened okay? It’s not my fault.”
“Oh of course, Shaco! I forgot how difficult it’s gotta be to find someone with bright blue hair and a rocket launcher!”
“I’m faaaairly sure those are relatively common traits in people from Zaun..
Okay so maybe I might have gotten a little tiny bit distracted.”
“Oh I’m sure you’ve been having a lot of fun without me~! I’m surprised you even stopped to visit me.”
“Weeeell, I wouldn’t consider having a broken arm and nearly dying twice to be fun, but you know, each to their own~ Come on Jinxy, smiiiile!”
“Aw, the clown went and got hurt. The poor baby~!” She wasn’t smiling, still clearly grumpy.
