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Charlie. Hufflepuff. SB on A03 call the midwife. Habits and bicycles podcast. I have a really cute puppy called spud 🥔

[schlarklezyaoi]

the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire

icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down

cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)

feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated

[depsidase]

[superbanana92]

I usually have weird dreams but last nights dream was awesome. So it starts off like a movie trailer with that booming voice who does trailers “Bert and Ernie grew up together” cut to two toddlers running around grass. “And they grew up some more”, the bell goes off for little school and they’re standing outside looking worried until one of them reaches to hold the others hand and they walk inside together. “And some more” they’re at university. “They even worked together” they’re both at police academy graduating side by side.

So basically muppet land is across the divide and no one goes there who isn’t a muppet but there’s been a murder so Bert and Ernie go under cover and you see them getting into costume. Anyway they solve the murder, meet all the muppets and decide to stay in muppet land in costume as Bert and Ernie because they realise they’re super gay.

The end.

[viscountess-sharma]

THE BEST THING EVER

[noirandchocolate]

When Veltrick III took the throne in 1572, he was approached by the city’s merchants and agreed to make a modest allowance for the continued running of the City Watch.  It was he who commissioned the striking of the first proper Watch badge, a plain disc or shield of copper (representing the shield which they had originally carried).  This was stamped with AMCW (for ‘Ankh-Morpork City Watch’) and the officer’s number.  These badges were commonly in use by the City Night Watch until recently, although only a handful have survived the intervening years.

After the Watch was instrumental in saving the city from domination by a sixty-foot fire-breathing dragon, the Patrician commissioned a new badge to reflect the increased importance of the Watch to the city, and to allow its numbers to be expanded.  Lord Vimes continues to hold his original Watch badge, which is now the only known example outside the Patrician’s personal museum in the Palace.

–Terry Pratchett and Stephen Briggs, “The Ankh-Morpork Archives” (illustrations by Paul Kidby)

(Photos are a comparison of Vimes’ badge, of the original sort, and the new badge with the city seal on it commissioned after “Guards! Guards!”  The book also says that the badges were proposed to have a new motto on them translating to ‘The Innocent Have Nothing to Fear,’ but that Vimes vetoed this ‘on the basis that the innocent have a great deal to fear, partly from the guilty but also from the kind of people who come up with slogans’ like that.)

[gardeningwithpina]

My mentor: I wanna do a wall garden, because it doesnt take up too much space

Me, already vibrating from the dopamine and adrenaline: Let's talk about espaliers

[gardeningwithpina]

okay, so espaliers are beyond sexy, they are so unbelievably productive

The basics are just... pruning growing trees so they are more 2 dimensional, usually placed against walls. It takes a few years to form/ raise, but they are much easier to maintain than free growing trees in the long run.

(source)

Not only is it more accessible, easier to harvest fruit, but the design has a double purpose; the walls hold and release heat that can keep warm-weathered plants alive during Northen winters!

Fruit Walls: Urban Farming in the 1600s

We are being told to eat local and seasonal food, either because other crops have been tranported over long distances, or because they are g

There are people who use this method to grow avocado, fig, etc trees outdoors without electricity in -20C weather.

A similar technique to espalier can be used to grow furniture without killing the tree!

[sunfortune]

so sick how the only way you can get experience is through experience. and the only way you can get good is through the humiliating ordeal of sucking ass at it

[writing-prompt-s]

You are a powerful mage whose job it is to build prisons for powerful mages that are impossible to escape. Today upon completing your masterpiece they lock you up in it.

[superbanana92]

Vetinari mode: activated

[flurry-of-beaus-pop-pop]

WLW/NBLW Relationship Master List:

I am literally always struggling to find WLW/NBLW content, so I decided to put together a list of every WLW/NBLW Relationship I could find! There is a lot on here, and has been organized into Television, Movies, and Webseries. If there is anything that isn’t on this list, please shoot me a message and I’ll make sure to add it! I’ll also make sure to update it if I find anything else that isn’t on the list! These are in no particular order and if spelling is incorrect, I apologize. I did my best to find correct spellings of shows/characters in different languages

UPDATE: I also added the link to this in my bio so you don’t have to scroll through my whole blog to find it. 

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Television:

Em Familia - Clara and Marina

Emmerdale - Vanessa and Charity

Grey’s Anatomy - Callie and Erica

Grey’s Anatomy - Callie and Arizona

Grey’s Anatomy - Arizona and Carina

Grey’s Anatomy - Callie and Penny

Grey’s Anatomy - Arizona and Leah

Grey’s Anatomy/Station 19 - Carina and Maya

Hockey Girls - Lorena and Flor

Las Estrellas - Flor and Jazmin

Perdona Nuestros Pecados - Barbara and Mercedes

Amar En Tiempos Revueltos/#Luimelia - Luisita and Amelia

Amar A Muerta - Juliana and Valentina

Jane The Virgin - J.R. and Petra

Jane The Virgin - Luisa and Rose

Rote Rosen - Isabelle and Eliane

Servir y Proteger - Nacha and Rocio

Servir y Proteger - Nacha and Teresea

Young and the Restless - Mariah and Tessa

The L Word - Bette and Tina

The L Word - Alice and Dana

The L Word - Shane and Carmen

The L Word - Alice and Tasha

The L Word: Generation Q -Bette and Tina

The L Word: Generation Q -Natalie and Alice (and sometimes Gigi)

The L Word: Generation Q -Sophie and Dani

The L Word: Generation Q - Sophie and Finley

The L Word: Generation Q - Bette and Gigi

The L Word: Generation Q - Dani and Gigi

Atypical - Casey and Izzie

Orphan Black - Cosima and Delphine

Gentleman Jack - Anne and Ann

Vis a Vis - Macarana and Estefania

Vis a Vis - Macarana and Zulema

Killing Eve - Eve and Villanelle

Dickinson - Emily and Sue

SKAM France - Lola and Maya

SKAM Spain - Cris and Joana

Legends of Tomorrow - Sara and Ava

Home And Away - Alex and Willow

Shortland Street - Nicole and Maeve

100 Dias Para Enamorarse - Juan and Emma

Four More Shots Please! - Umang and Samara

Lip Service - Frankie and Cat

Sense8 - Nomi and Amanita

Gentrified - Ana and Yessika

Gypsy - Diane (Jean) and Sydney

One Day At A Time - Elena and Syd (Syd identifies as non-binary)

Trinkets - Elodie and Sabine

Faking It - Amy and Karma

South of Nowhere - Spencer and Ashley

Dead To Me - Judy and Michelle

Sjukt Oklar - Ellen and Vera

The Bold Type - Kat and Adena

Motherland: Fort Salem - Raelle and Scylla

Operacion Pacifico - Paula and Valeria

Desenfrenadas - Marcela and Vera

Utopia Falls - Brooklyn and Sage

Nurses - Ashley and Caro

Demain Nous Appartient - Sara and Roxane

Demain Nous Appartient - Sandrine and Morgane

Acacias 38 - Camino and Maite

El Embarcadero - Alejandra and Veronica

Orange is the New Black - Alex and Piper

Lucifer - Maze and Eve

The Originals - Freya and Keelin

Mi Familia Perfecta - Megan and Genesis

Saving Hope - Sydney and Maggie

Rookie Blue - Gail and Holly

San Junipero (Black Mirror) - Kelly and Yorki

You Me Her - Emma and Izzy

Wentworth - Be a and Allie

Wentworth - Frankie and Bridgett

Lost Girl - Bo and Lauren

The Fosters - Stef and Lena

Exes and Ohs - Jennifer and Sam

Runaways - Karolina and Nico

Black Lightning - Anissa and Grace

Pretty Little Liars - Emily and Allison

Pretty Little Liars - Emily and Paige

Once Upon A Time - Ruby and Dorthy

Once Upon A Time - Tilly and Robin

Riverdale - Cheryl and Toni

Wyonna Earp - Waverly and Nicole

Feel Good - Mae and George

One Mississippi - Tig and Kate

She’s Gotta Have It - Nola and Opal

Control Z - Alex and Gabriela

Tommy - Tommy and Kiley

Twenties

Boardwalk Empire - Angela and Mary

Hart of Dixie - Crickett and Jaysene

Deadwood - Joanie and Jane

Heroes - Claire and Gretchen

Army Wives - Nicole and Charlie

Skins - Emily and Naomi

The Good Wife - Kalinda and Lana

Bomb Girls - Betty and Kate

Bomb Girls - Betty and Teresea

Black Sails - Max and Eleanor

Black Sails - Max and Anne

Janet King - Janet and Ashleigh

Stitchers - Amanda and Camille

The Bastards of Pizzofalcone - Alex and Rosario

For The People - Kate and Anya

Legacies - Josie and Penelope

Vida - Emma and Cruz

Batwoman - Kate and Sophie

Batwoman - Sophie and Ryan

Batwoman - Pamela and Renee

Alles Was Zahlt - Ina and Chiara

Schloss Einstein - Cacilia and Leni

Glee - Brittany and Santana

The 100 - Lexa and Clarke

Girl/Girl Scene 

Buffy The Vampire Slayer - Willow and Tara

Sugar Rush - Kim and Saint

Umbrella Academy - Vanya and Sissy

9-1-1 - Henrietta and Karen

Supergirl - Alex and Maggie

Supergirl - Alex and Kelly

Everything Is Going To Be Okay - Matilda and Drea

EastEnders - Iqra and Ash

The Order - Nicole and Lillith

Person of Interest - Sameen and Root

Doctor Who - Vastra and Jenny

Legend of Korra - Korra and Asami

Tipping The Velvet

Fingersmith

Degrassi: The New Class - Zoe and Rasha

Hannibal - Dr. Alanna Bloom and Margot Verger

Vernon Subutex - La Hyene and Anais

Dates - Erica and Kate

Sex Education - Ola and Lily

Sos Mi Hombre - Brenda and Marisa

Teenage Bounty Hunters - April and Sterling

Coronation Street - Kate and Rana

Coronation Street - Sophie and Sian

Charmed - Mel and Ruby

Charmed - Mel and Niko

Merry Happy Whatever - Kayla and Kirsten

Agua de mar - Gabi and Ariana

In The Dark - Jess and Vanessa

In The Dark - Jess and Sterling

Euphoria - Rue and Jules

Almost Family - Amanda and Edie

Haunting of Bly Manor - Dani and Jamie

Little Voice - Prisha and Ananya

Cable Girls - Carlota and Sara

The Wilds - Shelby and Toni

Druck - Kieu My and Fatou

Everything Sucks - Emaline and Kate

Critical Role - Beauregard Lionett and Yasha Nydoorin

Los Vecinos en Guerra  -Valeria and Augustina

Haunting of Hill House - Theo and Trish

Guiding Light - Olivia and Natalia

Los Hombres de Paco - Pepa and Silva

La Casa de Las Flores - Paulina and Maria Jose

Madre  Solo Hay Dos - Ana and Mariana

Ginny and Georgia - Max and Sophie

Nancy Drew - Bess and Lisbeth

New Amsterdam - Lauren Bloom and Leyla Shinwari

Mythic Quest - Rachel and Dana

Feel Good - Mae and George

Genera+ion - Greta and Riley

Elite - Rebeka and Mencia

Hacks - Ava and Ruby

Mare of Easttown - Siobhan and Anne

This Way Up - Shona and Charlotte

Republic of Sarah - AJ and Alex

The A List - Alex and Petal

Eden - Scout and Hedwig

Never Have I Ever - Fabiola and Eve

The Owl House - Luz and Amity

She-Ra and the Princess Power

For All ManKind - Ellen and Pam

Control Z - Claudia and Maria

Daughter From Another Mother - Mariana and Elena

Daughter From Another  Mother - Ana and Mariana

Project Blue Book - Mimi and Susie

Haunting of Bly Manor - Dani and Jamie

The Morning Show - Bradley and Laura

See - Haniwa and Wren

NCIS: Hawaii - Lucy and Kate

A Million Little Things - Katherine and Shanice

Harlem - Tye and Anna

Harlem - Quinn and Isabela

Greys Anatomy - Kai and Amelia (Kai identifies as non-binary)

The Sex Lives of College Girls - Leighton and Alicia

Shrill - Fran and Emily

4400 - Keisha and Jessica

4400 - Keisha and Soraya

The Wheel of Time - Moiraine and Siuan

Queens - Jill and Tina

Queens - Jill and Alicia

Degrassi Next Generation - Paige and Alex

Yellowjackets - Taissa and Vanessa

Yellowjackets - Taissa and Simone

All Rise - Lisa and Georgia

All Rise - Ness and Sam

Rebelde - Andi and Emilia

Vigil - Amy and Kirsten

Army Wives - Nicole and Charlie

Movies

 Saving Face

Girl King

The Half Of It

Loving Annabelle

Bloomington

Show Me Love

Room in Rome

The Handmaiden

Aimee and Jaguar

Heartland

Happy End

More Beautiful For Having Been Broken

All About E

Liz in September

A Perfect Ending

Below Her Mouth

Blue is the Warmest Color

Concussion

Let It Snow

Lez Bomb

The Feels

Alto

Booksmart

Elena Undone

GirlTrash: All Night Long

I Can’t Think Straight

Kiss Me

The Miseducation of Cameron Post

Rent

Snapshots

The World Unseen

Tell It To The Bees

Imagine Me and You

Portrait of a Lady on Fire

Vita and Virginia

My Days of Mercy

Disobedience

Heart Beats Loud

A Million Happy Nows

Princess Cyd

Signature Move

Almost Adults

Carol

Stuff

Anatomy of a Love Scene

But I’m A Cheerleader

La Luciernaga

Idle Thoughts

Thelma

Lost and Delirious

Rafiki 

Camp Belvidere

City of Trees

Nina’s Heavenly Delights

Desert Hearts

Reaching for the Moon

Summerland

La Belle Saison 

Colette

Becks

Better Than Chocolate

Gia

The Guest House

Duck Butter

Desperadas

Show Me Love/Fucking Amal

Elisa y Marcela

Seasons of Love (2019)

Liberty’s Secret

Kissing Jessica Stein

Professor Marston and the Wonder Woman

Itty Bitty Titty Committee

DEBS

The Favorite

AWOL

Freelancers Anonymous

Bombshell

Boys on the Side

Yes or No

Yes or No 2

Yes or No 2.5

The Incredible Story of Two Girls in Love

The Chinese Botanist’s Daughter

Atomic Blonde

Frida

It’s In The Water

Wild Nights with Emily

Ana e Vitoria

Four Faced Liar 

All About Them 

Secret Diaries of Miss Anne Lister

And Then Came Lola

Jamie and Jessie Are Not Together

Seeking Dolly Parton

Summerland

Good Kisser

Route of Acceptance

Bittersweet Symphony

Take Me For A Ride

Reaching For The Moon

The Ring Thing

The Truth About Jane

If These Walls Could Talk 2

Room in Rome

Anchor and Hope

Mercy’s Girl

Bonnie and Bonnie

Freeheld

Happiest Season

A Date For Mad Mary

Bound

Ammonite

The Prom

My Summer Of Love

High Art

The Affair

Shiva Baby

In The Heights 

Fear Street 1994/1978/1666

The Perfectionist

Christmas at the Ranch

Shiva Baby

Heatwave

Webseries:

Girls Like Magic

The Fortnight

BIFL

Carmilla

All For One

The Stripper

A Melhor Amiga de Novia

Anne+

Just Another Love Story

Kontrolla

Gay Victorian Affair

LA Web Series

Twenty

Starting From Now

Barbelle

Haunted or Hoax

Addicted to Straight Girls Anonymous

This is Taylor

1 in 10,000

Pot Luck

Queer Ghost Hunters

Gal Pals

Kelsey

Same Same

Her Story

The Solve it Squad

Flunk

March Family Letters

Call Me Katie/Nothing Like The Sun

It’s Complicated

Esconderijo

Septa

Venice the Series - Gina and Ani

[annavolovodov]

everyone is missing the true lgbt+ character: sister hilda. Sis had so many stories and adventures, you just know she had a gf in the WAFs before she became a nun

you're right and you should say it. in all seriousness, i'm glad it isn't just me thinking this. i kept getting a tremendous bi/pan energy from sister hilda and i wasn't sure if it was wishful thinking or leftover home fires emotions but now i feel validated.

[memeuplift]

Which of these wholesome Memes are your Favourite? :) 

Follow @memeuplift for more wholesome memes

[cuddlebug-exe]

currently sobbing

[ladyluck678]

Passing on the good feels to everyone

[rhythmicpirate]

Enough I can only take so much happiness

[obj-updated]

Dunno who needs to see this, but here you go 💛

[localenhagene]

And there I go again reblogging it at the speed of light

Have a good time y'all ;))

[upsettingandunfortunateclasshate]

[superbanana92]

Fuck sake

[coolpotterhead99]

I knew Vanessa was going to get a new girlfriend but I am not worried because I know it is just going to be a rebound relationship and Vanessa ‘s heart won’t be in it and I can also see Vanessa’sGirlfriend having problems bounding with Johnny because he misses his Mummy Charity and His brothers and as soon as Vanessa comes back to Emmerdale Johnny wants to spend time with Charity and that might cause some tension between Vanessa and Her new Girlfriend and it will bring Charity and Vanessa together.

[superbanana92]

Dun dun dun. Bring on the angst

[guerrillatech]

[superbanana92]

What else can we expect from tories

[mlekonya]

oblivious

[msdebruns]

My first attempt at a Chaotic Caption Edit, and where best to start that one of my favourite scenes of season one (this took me forever so pls give credit or else I’m coming for your kneecaps 🔨👀)

[ants-are-fascinating]

When ants die, a few days later they emit oleic acid, which tells the living ants to dispose of their corpse.

A myrmecologist named Ed Wilson discovered this and dropped the chemical on a living ant. It was immediately carried off, despite the fact that it was still moving, and clearly not dead.

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

“I’M GETTING BETTER”

[kuroba101]

Bring out your dead. Eh, close enough.

[glitterandgrunge]

IM NOT YET DEAD SIR

[lazorsandparadox]

You left out the part where the ant, believing HERSELF to be dead, stayed in self imposed exile in the ant graveyard until the acid wore off and she realized she was not supposed to be in the ant graveyard.

[squided]

Ant 1: “we thought you were dead”

Ant 2: