I was trying to get back to basics of drawing spicy fanart but instead it ended up just being drunk sanji making fun of zoro's stupid elbaf mask lol
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I was trying to get back to basics of drawing spicy fanart but instead it ended up just being drunk sanji making fun of zoro's stupid elbaf mask lol
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Danny holding the lantern ring: this shit is ugly as fuck
Hal: Why can't I Summon it back?!
The pickpocket
Hal: Why isn't coming back!? I can sense it! But it won't come back.
Meanwhile, Danny slaps the ring off his hand after the third time the thing launched itself onto his finger. Thankfully, his intangibility lets him smack his palm against his hand, like he's squishing a bug to get it off without hurting himself.
"You have been chosen,"
"The hell I have!"
The ring hit Danny’s finger for the fourth time that afternoon. And for the fourth time, Danny slapped it off like it was a radioactive cockroach.
“Quit it!” he snapped, shaking out his hand. “I don’t need more powers—I barely manage the ones I have!”
The ring hovered in the air, humming with offended purpose.
You have been chosen.
“Nope. Absolutely not.” Danny backed away, palms raised. “I’ve been chosen enough times in my life, thanks.”
The ring launched itself again with a determined shwip. Danny phased; it passed through him; he batted it aside like a dodgeball. It hit a wall, wobbled indignantly, and went right back at him.
Above the alley, Hal Jordan hovered, increasingly panicked. “I can sense it—it’s right there—why isn’t it listening to me?!” he hissed, gripping the air like he could yank the ring back through sheer willpower.
Batman, on a nearby ledge, crossed his arms. “Because it wasn’t yours to begin with.”
“What does that even mean, you furry fuck???”
Down below, Danny grabbed the ring mid-lunge, holding it between two fingers like a cursed Cheerio.“That’s it. We’re done.” He swung his arm back. “Be gone from me, you clingy space parasite!”
And with the strength of someone who had absolutely hit his limit, Danny yeeted the Lantern ring straight into the sky.
It shot upward—past the rooftops, into the clouds, out of sight.
Hal stared. Speechless.
Batman said mildly, “Jordan, a teenager with ghost powers just threw your replacement ring into low orbit.”
Danny dusted off his hands and muttered as he walked away, “If one more magical object tries to adopt me, I’m filing a cosmic restraining order.”
:::
Hal stood before the Council, shoulders tense. The Guardians hovered, robes glowing, expressions identical blends of disapproval and cosmic dread.
“So,” one Guardian began, voice echoing, “you allowed the ring to be taken.”
“I didn’t allow anything,” Hal protested. “The kid didn’t steal it—the ring chose him.”
A ripple of alarm passed through the chamber.
“Impossible,” another Guardian said. “The new prototype rings do not choose without our approval.”
“Well,” Hal said, rubbing the back of his neck, “this one did.”
The Guardians stared at him, then at the ring floating innocently in containment.
The ring emitted a plaintive choooseeeen, vibrating like a lonely Roomba.
“And the candidate?” the eldest Guardian asked.
Hal winced. “Rejected the ring. Violently.”
Silence.
Then—
“He—he threw it?”
“He threw the ring?”
“Into space?”
“Does he understand what he rejected?”
“Does he understand the sacred significance—?”
“He called it,” Hal said reluctantly, “a ‘clingy space parasite.’”
Utter horror.
One Guardian actually clutched their chest.
Another fainted mid-hover.
“We must retrieve the child,” the eldest declared. “Someone who can overpower a power ring’s insistence is either a galactic threat—”
“Or,” another whispered, “the greatest Lantern of the age.”
Hal sighed. “Or he’s just a tired teenager with ghost problems.”
The ring, quivering in its field, whispered longingly: Choooseeeen…
:::
Danny was brushing his teeth when the bathroom mirror flickered neon green.
He froze.
Then a hologram burst out of the mirror—an ancient blue figure with giant eyes and robes that looked too expensive to touch.
“Greetings, new Lantern!” it boomed.
Danny spit toothpaste. “WHAT—NO—”
“You have demonstrated great willpower,” the projection continued, oblivious to his panic. “Your training begins immediately. Please refrain from physical violence toward your ring. It is deeply traumatized.”
Danny stared.
The hologram flickered. “To begin, please recite the Oath.”
“No?” Danny said, voice cracking. “What part of I threw it into space did the ring not understand?!”
The hologram ignored him. “In brightest day—”
Danny slapped at the light like it was a bug. His hand phased through it.
“STOP,” he groaned. “I’m not joining your intergalactic Boy Scout troop!”
“…in blackest night—”
“I HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW!”
The projection paused as if buffering.
“Student… obligations detected. Recalculating assignment. You will be contacted soon.”
Danny slumped against the sink. “Please don’t.”
The hologram vanished.
From somewhere in his backpack, muffled but unmistakable:
chooooseeeen…
Danny covered his face with both hands. “Leave me alone,” he whispered, “I just want to be a normal half-dead teen.”
Robin was hit.
Red Robin knocked the futuristic gun out of the perpetrator’s hands but not before it fired into the fight and hit Robin square in the chest. There was a rush of chaos and confusion immediately following. Nightwing takes the unconscious teen into his arms and retreats while the rest of the bats take down the rest of the thugs with brutal efficiency.
Red Hood and Spoiler stay behind to question the criminals and do some more investigating while Red Robin examines the gun used.
It’s hours later, with Robin still unconscious in the Batcave medbay, they figure out it’s an alien device originally used to find others of the same endangered race. Frankly, it didn’t at all explain why Damian was still unconscious, or why he fell unconscious to begin with. From the research they found, it shouldn’t physically alter or affect the individual. Which leads them to believe the device had been tampered with.
Tensions were high. Answers were scarce. Doubts were increasing as well as fear and anger.
It came to a head almost twenty-four hours later when Damian violently wakes up.
From one moment to the next, the teen goes from being completely unaware to gasping awake. Dick, who had been by his side through this ordeal, is so startled he shouts in surprise. He jumps from his seat to keep Damian from hurting himself as the boy thrashes in the bed.
Tim comes running in from where he was stationed at the Bat computer to see Damian screaming and struggling against their older brother’s calming hands. The heart monitor is going ballistic and if Damian keeps flailing he’ll rip out his IV.
“Tim!”
He already knows what Dick wants and dashes toward the medicine cabinet for a sedative. It doesn’t take long for the drug to do its job with Dick holding down Damian.
“It’s okay. You’re okay. I got you. I got you,” Dick reassures as Damian loses his strength and sags into the bed.
Tim is already texting Bruce about the situation, not wanting to leave Dick by himself.
“What was that?” Tim asks out loud.
He had never seen Damian act like that except for when he got fear gassed. They had run every test they could think of when he came in, he was clean.
Dick is running his fingers through Damian’s hair soothingly even though the teen is out of it.
“I don’t know. Something’s off.”
They only gave him a small dose, but Damian is out for another six hours. In that time they had ran all the tests again to find nothing abnormal and Jason had pulled in about four hours in to park his butt at the work bench to clean his weapons in front of Bruce and within hearing distance.
When Damian wakes again, it’s sluggish from the drugs. He blinks and groans. Dick is at his side immediately.
“Hey, Baby Bat. How you feeling?”
Damian pulls at the cushioned restraints around his wrists. The teen wrinkles his brows in confusion and looks down.
“You want them off? The first time you woke up you almost ripped your IV out,” Dick explains as he carefully unlatches the Velcro.
“Oh,” Damian mumbles and then thinks about the words. “What?”
Bruce walks through the door. Jason lingers in the doorway peering in to check on the kid.
“There you are. You had us worried,” Bruce says. He stands at the side of the bed to put a hand on the boy’s shoulder while his eyes scan the monitors.
“Sorry.”
That got their attention.
“‘Sorry’?” Jason asks incredulously as he pushes off the doorway to stand at the end of the bed. “Since when have you ever apologized for anything?”
“Jason,” Dick hushes. “He just woke up. Give him a break.”
Damian rubs his free wrists as he looks around at them and the room. The longer they watch him they can see the lack of recognition in his eyes.
“What- what happened?”
Dick and Jason give each other a look at the stutter, but it’s Bruce that responds.
“What’s the last thing you remember?”
Damian looks down in thought, a hand coming up to fiddle with the IV site. Dick reaches over to pull his hand away. Surprisingly, Damian lets him.
“Um, I was- I was-… sorry,” he says in frustration.
“That’s okay. Take your time.”
Damian rubs at his face in a nervous mannerism he’s never shown before.
“I think I was doing homework? I- There’s this stupid project in history class that’s due in like two weeks and I’ve been procrastinating,” Damian shrugs.
Damian hadn’t once mentioned a history project.
He looks up at Bruce.
“Did I pass out or something?”
Bruce squeezes his shoulder before letting it drop. Dick was right, something is wrong.
“First, can you tell me your identification code?”
Dick shoots him a look that he ignores.
Damian blinks up at him.
“My what?”
Tension immediately seeps into everyone present.
“Your identification code, Dami, you remember it, right?” Dick pushes.
Damian turns to him in confusion.
“What are you talking about?”
“Did he hit his head when he went down?” Jason demands. He turns to Bruce. “I thought you checked for a concussion!”
Damian actually shrinks away from the aggressive tone. Bruce raises a hand for silence. He bends to get eye level with the teen.
“Do you know where you are?”
Damian glances around with cautious eyes.
“…The hospital?”
Dick puts a hand over his mouth in disbelief. Damian sends him a look.
“Not the hospital?”
“No,” Jason answers. “Not the hospital.”
“Do you know who I am?” Bruce asks next.
Damian studies him too closely, looking for context clues. It didn’t leave a lot of confidence.
“My… doctor?”
Dick stands abruptly to pace.
“What is happening?” He demands to no one.
“That’s what I want to know,” Damian chimes in.
“Damian,” Bruce calls to get his attention. “Damian, look at me.”
The teen turns to him in bewilderment.
“Who’s Damian?”
That question freezes them.
“What?” Jason asks. “Who the- If you’re not Damian, who are you?”
“Me? Who are you?”
Dick intervenes with raised hands. He approaches the bed like the teen is a scared animal.
“Okay. We’re starting over. Hi. I’m Dick. What’s your name?”
Not-Damian looks him up and down suspiciously.
“I’m Danny. Fenton. Danny Fenton. You- I thought you called me by my name earlier?”
Dick thinks back and gives a tight smile. “I said ‘Dami’, short for Damian, not Danny.”
Danny slumps back into the bed. “Oh.”
“We’ll figure this out, kiddo. Don’t worry-“
Bruce’s phone rings with an unknown number. He glances at the teen and shows him the screen.
“Do you recognize this number?”
“Yea, it’s mine,” Danny confesses.
Bruce puts it on speaker.
“Damian.”
“Father, it seems I’ve switched bodies with a civilian,” comes the voice.
“Wait, what?” Danny pats himself down. “Switched bodies?!”
Danny wakes up in a cage in the Batcave as a human and thinks to himself “well that’s not a good sign.”
Big bad bat encountered him in the caves near the Batcave by finding him half dunked in the Lazarus pits under Gotham during a routine check. He put the boy in a cage as a precaution, but was otherwise planning on investigating then returning him to his rightful place.
Danny does not know that.
He proceeds to search his pockets (phase his hand into his body disguised as reaching into his pockets) and pulls out a tool kit, systematically disassembles, exits, then reassembles the cage.
And walks out.
Now the bats are hunting the streets for this engineering escape artist while Danny is just hanging out at a newsstand reading up on the universe Clockwork had sent him to check out.
"Woah! What happened here?" Duke gasps from the staircase. He is wearing his school uniform, but upon checking his backpack, he realizes his chemistry textbook is missing, likely somewhere in the Batcave after his latest monitor duty.
He had been multitasking by shooting out questions to the rest of the bats as they patrolled. Due to an injured wrist, Duke had been benched from his regular day shift (Jason offered to cover for him), and watching screens had been the only way Bruce had been willing to let him participate.
In some stories Themysciran males are sent to Hephaestus, God of fire, metalworking and craftsmanship.
So him taking everything apart and showing he can also put it back together would be seen as proof.
Bruce telling this story to Diana later, to ask about any nephews she might know about? Is going to get him so very laughed at. As well as a slap on the back of the head. What sort of fool chooses a cage when they have perfectly good isolation rooms!!
The isolation rooms had been gutted for updates to the security measures (like upgrading the super strength resistant and/or phase proof materials as well as the observation equipment) and the cage was literally supposed to be a temporary - like hour max - measure in case he woke up while they were putting one of those rooms back together.
Which is, of course, exactly when something must happen to pull Batman out of the cave for an unexpected while.
Also, cage is probably a bit unfairly unspecific. It wouldn't have been like an animal cage. More like a wrestling cage match cage. A decently sized area of the cave that had been securely caged off as a temporary holding area.
Still a cage of course. Entirely fair to wake up there and be immediately sus; escape as fast as possible. Especially given that Danny is from a different universe here and therefore would have no knowledge of things like heroes and vigilantes. (Although even knowing about them might have only made Danny more inclined to get out and away.)
Diana: I do not believe that excuse for one minute! You have multiple rooms set aside. At least two rates to contain super powered beings. Tell me the real reason you put the Poor boy in a cave!!
Bruce does not have any good excuse beyond he wanted to be able to keep a close eye on him in case he had an adverse reaction to the pit chemistry. But he knows Diana will still point out isolation rooms are also good for that. No, his general over preparedness is his undoing this time.
Side note, Danny absolutely made off with at least 16 random knuts and bolts. The batfam are going to be going crazy trying to find them when he just had them in his pocket. Probably took a handful of wires as well. Damian is impressed at the lengths the older teen went to for petty vengeance. He is implementing this against his grandfather in future.
Picking up in the cave sorting.
Duke after about 30 minutes: Why are we doing this? *loudly* Hey Bruce!
*everyone looks up*
Why. Are. Weeeeeeee. *makes hand motions at ALL of them* doing this? You can sweep everything unimportant off this chasm edge and buy a whole new cave. Even the damn dinosaur, the coolest thing in here. There I said it!
Bruce looks up laughing. 32 minutes. You pass. Everyone else has to help set up the new cave when it arrives. Duke, you get to hang out with Alfred while he makes your choice for meals until everything is fixed down here.
Bruce then goes back to stacking computer memory in the corner. Going to be a long night.
*he pushes his earbud intercom* Alfred, Duke won. *pause* 32 minutes, 42 seconds. *Sure he'll be right up. Gonna be a long night of, "dump this off the chasm, including the dinosaur" *pause as Bruce smiles* yeah, he did. Can you get us some coffee? *pause* yeah, Tim's good stuff. Thank you Alfred.
Then he goes back to work like nothing os going on behind him. *cricket stares from EVERYONE else*
If you find the computer boards from any of the vehicles let me know. They were hard to source, and I've had new ideas that Lucius has been quietly working on.
Shallow
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There was something so captivatingly beautiful about observing the humans from below the surface, as they went about their daily lives, traversing the Metro-Narrows Bridge. The elders had always warned you to keep your distance from the world above, but you couldn't resist sneaking glances at the peculiar, moving metal boxes zooming across the streets, or the striking figures donning vibrant spandex who soared through the skies at night.
The bridge, illuminated by the soft glow of the moon, cast an ethereal light across the water of the river. This sight, enhanced by the night, would always catch your attention, especially when they appeared. Moving in and out of the shadows, darting around or simply standing on the railing, lost in their own worlds.
DC X DP Fic idea: Retired-Rouge.
Danny gets into making teddy bears. He didn't start that way; honestly, he was mostly trying to fix Bearbert Einstein after his mom accidentally burnt him with a misfired ray gun.
Jazz had broken down into tears, and it had ripped apart his heart and his core to see her so distressed. He went to the local- and only- fabric store in Amity Park to find materials and try to repair his sister's beloved teddy bear when his mom's attempts to fix the bear only made him look worse.
Just his luck that the only fabric shop for miles around was Weston Fabrics and that the person manning the cashier was Wes himself. The other boy had nearly thrown him out when Danny walked in, but thankfully his older brother Kyle had talked Wes down and helped Danny find fabrics for Bearbert.
Danny doesn't know what he should be doing in this situation. There are many issues and he's not sure what to address first, but it sure would help if his husband would stop laughing.
"Why don't we sit down before unpacking...any of that. Would you please stop laughing"
"I'm - I'm try--- OMG he's me!" Wes joins them 3 minutes later still giggling.
Sitting on the couch, drinking some tea, Danny looks at this non-aging, maybe-probably Robin and thinks about the fact that Batman has apparently been lost in time. Then Danny realizes that maybe-probably Robin should have no idea about his connections to a Time God and that he should have resources like the Justice League who should be higher on the list than an ex-rogue living in a teddy bear store. He'll start with that.
"So, if I were Phantom, which I'm not saying I am, but if I were Phantom, why are you coming to me for help?"
"I did some research on you when you first came became a rogue and you have the same name and some of the abilities as a small time menace in a place called Amity Park" Danny is a little bit offended, he's not sure if it's the fact that he is still labeled as a menace or the fact that definitely-Robin thinks he was small time. "-and they're supposedly connected to the afterlife so you would know that Batman isn't dead."
Danny looks at Robin, who is holding the well-cared for Superboy plush way to tightly - yikes- and thinks he isn't didn't answer the question. "Ok sure. I, if I were Phantom, would maybe have connections to the dead, but what I meant was. Why are you asking a potential ex-rogue with connections to the dead rather than say, Superman or Martian Manhunter or the Justice League in general which have to have a member that has connections to either time or the dead. Why-?"
"Despite being a Rogue, you never hurt anyone innocent. You did a lot of good and helped a lot of people. You-"
"Oh he really is a little me isn't he?" Wes sighs out as he sits next to Danny. "No one believes you do they? Batman had a funeral, but you think Batman isn't dead and despite having evidence no one believes you. So you came to the friendliest Rogue who, even if he doesn't believe you, could check if Batman really is dead and then would believe you and help."
Tiny-Robin doesn't say anything, but both hands are on the Superboy plush now and Danny hasn't doubted Wes for years.
So Danny groans as he gets up, "I know a guy."
Jazz: What are you doing? Danny: I got bored waiting for you to finish your class, so I figured I might kill some time by offering my cleaning services to my fellow college students. Jazz: ....Danny, you don't go to Gotham U. Danny: I know, but someone left this table with the school's tablecloth out, and I had my tablet. People assumed I was with the college, but it's just dorm housekeeping, so it's no big deal. Tim: *Walking up* Hi, my brother Jason said you accepted dorm housekeeping requests? Danny: Sure do! Could you fill out this form with your information? Tim: *Taking tablet* Thanks. Are you the one who cleans the rooms? Danny: That's right! Tim: Interesting. Later Danny: What does it mean when one of the students asks for me to wear a maid outfit in the special requests section? Jazz: It means you have the chance to get that Drake-Wayne family money.
Jazz: What are you doing? Danny: I got bored waiting for you to finish your class, so I figured I might kill some time by offering my cleaning services to my fellow college students. Jazz: ....Danny, you don't go to Gotham U. Danny: I know, but someone left this table with the school's tablecloth out, and I had my tablet. People assumed I was with the college, but it's just dorm housekeeping, so it's no big deal. Tim: *Walking up* Hi, my brother Jason said you accepted dorm housekeeping requests? Danny: Sure do! Could you fill out this form with your information? Tim: *Taking tablet* Thanks. Are you the one who cleans the rooms? Danny: That's right! Tim: Interesting. Later Danny: What does it mean when one of the students asks for me to wear a maid outfit in the special requests section? Jazz: It means you have the chance to get that Drake-Wayne family money.
Danny: Ugh, they're back again
Jazz: Don't make that face at paying customers. Do you want to make a portal back home?
Danny rolling his eyes: Yes
Jazz: Then we need to get enough money to buy the parts. If that means waiting tables at a barely legal dinner, where idiots hit on us, then we wait those stupid tables. Now go over there and get the Waynes to leave us a 200 tip.
Danny: Fine, but only if you do too!
Jazz: *Tighten her apron straps into an hourglass figure* Way ahead of you.
Danny: *Rolling eyes but does the same*
Meanwhile with the Waynes
Bruce: It's so nice to go out to eat with you all
Alfred: Indeed. It's a nice change, don't you agree, children?
Wayne kids: *hyperventilating*
Bruce Not looking up from his phone: The Fenton siblings?
Alfred: Indeed, sir. It seems like Master Dick, Master Jason, and Miss Cass are going to attempt to speak to Ms. Fenton today. Master Tim, Master Damian, Master Duke, and Miss Steph don't seem mentally ready to look Mister Fenton in the eye. Bets?
Bruce: Dick chokes on his fork again. Tim face plants on the table, and Steph once again speaks in gibberish after forgetting the entire English language.
Alfred: Very good, sir.
Nither Danny nor Jazz were big flirts, but they learned together that flirting and a bit of skin led to bigger tips.
Danny tucked in his shirt, rolled up his sleeves to expose his forearms, tousled his hair, dabbed a bit of clear lip gloss on his lips, and strutted towards the Waynes with a try full of waters held in one hand. People had types, and the Waynes all seemed to like subtle strength.
"What can I get you this morning?"
He flashes Tim a smile, who slumps behind the menu. Dick snickers at him, but his own ears go red when Jazz flicks her fingers at him in a hello from across the cafe.
"Pantoast," Steph says confidently.
"You got!" Danny pulls out his pen with a twirl and writes both pancakes and french toast on his pad. The Waynes can afford the extra plate, and a bigger bill means bigger tips. "Toppings?"
Danny scratches at his chest, feeling four set of eyes follow his fingers.
"Pecs, eh, pecans," Steph sputters. Danny graciously ignores the flob, even as Damian scoffs at her.
Steph's flusters are always cute.
"Blueberry pancakes for Damian?" Danny asks. It's not what Damian always orders, but its favorite and the youngest Wayne always seems to preen when Danny remembers.
Damian nods, and Danny goes around the table. Most of what they order is heavy on the protein, omelets and skillets and eggs benedict for Duke, with extra tomatoes. Alfred simply orders orange juice and a fruit cup.
Danny touches Tim's hand, just to watch him blush. "Gonna try decaf today?"
"N, no."
"Double latte it is then."
Danny knows they have shit coffee, but the machine latte is okay. Danny also knows the Waynes can afford much better. They're here for one, okay, two reasons only.
He delivers the food with a smile, leaning farther than needed over Tim's lap to place down Duke's plate. He bites his lip while doing so for Damian. Brushes fake crumbs off his chest for Steph as he double checks he hasn't missed something.
Bruce Wayne smiles into his mug of bad coffee.
It's all fun, teasing the Wayne kids. Danny enjoys the tips, the family enjoys poking fun at each other. And when they're dining, the other patrons behave better. Jazz gets less taps on her rear, Danny less pulls on his apron ties.
Jason tried once, to ask Jazz out. She pretended confusion, not recognizing it for what it was.
They can only tease and play, after all. They will be out of here as quick as they can be.
Jazz volunteers to take over the coffee pot for a refill to get in some face time, and Danny sees Tim elbow Jason and Steph waggle her eyebrows at Cass, who ignores it all as she watches Jazz pour coffee without a single drop.
In another life, in another dimension, maybe Danny would be more open to one of them making a move.
Instead, he rings up the order. $300 for brunch at a three star restaurant. The Waynes can eat. And drink. Drip coffee is 0.25 a refill, and Tim's three lattes add up too.
$60 for a 20% tip, a round hundred cuz they're Waynes, an extra fifty for the flirting. It's not much, but it'll do for a guy with no papers working under the table.
He places the check on the table near Bruce's hand. He doesn't rush them out, and any coffee refills Danny is willing to pay for with his tip. Tim's not on the edge anymore, he's traded spots with Duke, and Danny smiles at him.
"Good luck with midterms. They're coming up soon, yeah?"
"Yeah." He's not as shy and squirmy as the others, but his voice is so soft around Danny. He likes being seen.
"Tell me how they went next week."
He flutters his eyelashes just a bit. Holds his gaze as he picks up plates.
The Waynes will be back, and next week Jazz will take the table. Week after week after week. Until the Waynes get tired of their current status quo or Danny finishes the portal.
He's got eight months to enjoy this.
I ADORE the small ways Danny flirts with them and Bruce smiling into his cup!!!
When the portal first turns on, all the lights in the apartment flicker. Later, they will cause the largest blackout in Gotham's recent history. For now, the momentary darkness is illuminated by a sputter of green. Danny's shitty miniature closet, now covered in metal gadgetry and wires, crackles with contained lightning. Their breaths catch.
And then - silence. The lightning zaps against metal. Green fades out, and the lights turn back on.
"No," Danny breathes out, stumbling into the portal as if to grasp the swirling ecto with his hands. He fails, same as when he'd tried to rip open a portal through his own powers, and his gloved fist slams against the metal as he lets out some truly vitriolic curses. Gotham had been educational in that regard.
For her part, Jazz's knees go limp and she slums to the floor. Her teeth bite into the meat of her cheek and she listens, mind blank, as Danny paces.
" - the safety switch is on, I'm not that dumb. Voltage was good - maybe the building cables are too old? How are we supposed to replace that?"
"It wasn't the cables," says Jazz, finding her voice calm. "We bypassed into the grid - "
"I guess we're going to have to change that back before we get found," Danny rubs a hand down his face and sprawls beside her, staring up at the portal's ceiling covering his closet. His voice is small as he admits, "I don't know how I fucked up."
He'd grown up so much this past year, his voice deepening and stubble needing to be shaved off with such frequency he'd spent a week preening about it. In the mirror he looked increasingly like their father, shoulders broad and strong. Jazz stretched out beside him and grabbed his hand, and together they numbly observed their hopes and dreams sputter around them.
"Do you think this is how mom and dad felt when their portal failed?" Jazz asks.
"Theirs didn't fail," said Danny. "The safety switch was turned off."
"Ambient ecto levels match Amity," said Jazz, forcing her brain to think mechanical analytics instead of psychoanalyzing herself and her brother, or worrying about going back to their boring, unfulfilling waiter jobs as they hustled for money.
At least they'd see the Wayne family again. Maybe if they were stuck here she'd flirt back for real.
"It's not enough," said Danny. "It was never enough to be a power source, that's why they blew out all the blocks. The calculations don't match - I know the blueprints of the portal and I know I matched it. Maybe they added an extra power source besides electricity?" He starts muttering calculations and possible fuel sources. Jazz tunes him out when he starts wondering where to get uranium.
A horrible thought had occurred to Jazz and she squeezed her little brother's cold hand tightly. It wasn't only ghosts who existed in the Infinite Realms, but they made up a majority of the creatures found. How did they get there? Ambient ecto, strong emotions -- that created shades, like the countless they'd encountered in Gotham. How did they cross over?
This dimension had been thrilling and concerning all at once. So many heroes, and so many insane villains to match, and aliens and gods and the safety of the planet got threatened every other week. At least it didn't fall to Danny to fix things, but. She's pretty sure at least some of those doomsday scenarios involved odd magics that sucked out the soul to power something else.
"Does death give off energy?"
Danny cut himself off and gave her a look. "Duh, ecto."
"There's the missing link," said Jazz. "It's gotta be, right?"
"What, death? I can't exactly build this on a graveyard. Can you imagine the headlines? Actually, can you imagine the bats?"
She sat up. "I mean. You."
"Me," said Danny. Then, "Oh." A nervous laugh escaped him, eyeing the portal in his closet the same way a mouse watched a feral cat. "You think. I created the portal?"
"You must have," said Jazz. The triumph of certainty forced her to stand up, pulling Danny up and clutching both his hands now. "That's the missing link. The extra energy!"
"And how is that going to help us?" Danny cried, giving their clutched hands an incredulous shake. "Do you want us to kill someone just to get back home?"
That snapped her triumph back to reality. She and Danny stared at each other. "And what if you're wrong?" Danny's eyes gleamed green around the edges. "We'd have just -- I refuse. I can't. And I can't exactly die a second time."
He paused. "I mean, I probably could, but - "
"No," said Jazz sharply. She was not as strong as Danny but he was unresisting as she hauled him out of the portal. His room was a mess of abandoned clothes around their packed belongings, strewn with metal parts and tools. They went to the very edge of the room, to the curtained window, and she spared a thought to hoping the green glow and flickering lights hadn't been spotted. The last thing they needed was the bats descending upon them now. Not when the portal was done. Not when they were so close.
"Maybe I'm wrong," said Jazz. Her body was between Danny and the portal, and it's gaping maw was not, objectively, hungry. It was just a trick of the mind. Her own racing heart acknowledging mortality. "And I mean, there's no guarantee it would work again the same way."
"It probably would," Danny muttered, looking out the window. "I did die again, before, when Sam - it worked again. And there's Vlad."
"Okay," said Jazz. "Okay. We can - "
"We won't," said Danny, sharply.
"Of course we won't," said Jazz. "But if we don't, then - "
"We could ask the Justice League for help ," said Danny without much enthusiasm. They shared a mutual grimace. "Like, 50-50 odds they do help us out. Batman isn't as much of a creepy fuck as he seemed at first. And Superman is downright cool! And an alien! They got to understand wanting to return home."
"And what are they going to do?" Jazz crossed her arms. "Stop saving the planet from Darkland - "
"Darkseid - " Danny corrected.
" - Just to help out two random people who can't even prove they're from another dimension punch a hole in reality? I refuse to be to be stuck here labeled as a supervillain just because there are actual curses on this horrible city with fantastic welfare resources that makes everyone with ambition go evil!"
"Shh," said Danny. He pushed the curtains to more fully cover the window. "Don't tempt fate. Or the bats. Or like, Justice League Dark."
Silence filled the apartment. "It's not the worst thing," said Jazz. "Being stuck here."
"Bats haven't yet figured out it's me doing lowdown vigilanteism," said Danny, without enthusiasm.
"You can get your GED!"
"I think American History is different here and I'll fail miserably."
"You can study for your GED," said Jazz, pointedly. "And me too. And Gotham U has pretty good scholarships."
"I bet we can seduce the Wayne's into paying tuition."
That made Jazz laugh. "We could. I think they've offered it, actually." She'd pretended at ignorance the first time, then demurred the next. They hadn't offered thrice, but it was only a matter of time.
"I can convince them to give me a job at Wayne Tech," said Danny. "Behold: I build portals that don't work."
She elbowed him lightly. "No guys in white to hunt you down."
"No crazy ghost hunting parents," said Danny, but his voice wavered.
"Yeah," said Jazz. She turned back to the dark, silent portal and bit her lip. "No parents."
"No friends."
"We haven't been very friendly."
"I miss them," Danny's voice cracked. "I miss them so bad. I want to go home!"
Even though he was taller than her now - an absolute travesty of genetics - he burrowed his face in her shoulder as they hugged. "We will," she murmured fervently. Maybe there was truth to the curses driving people evil here, because an insane idea took root in her mind. "We will. I promise." She hugged her little brother tighter.
When they separated and she calmly walked into the portal, Danny said, "What are you doing?"
"Turning the safety switch off," said Jazz, doing just that. It was a small thing, nothing like the original portal. Danny kept all the cables securely tied to the sides. After the accident he'd always been careful about lab safety protocols.
Accident. She can't call it that anymore.
"That's probably smart," said Danny. He rubbed his fist over his wet eyes. "I'll just. Unlatch from the power grid before someone realizes what we did."
"Okay," said Jazz. Her fingers were tight against the switch. "Hey Danny?"
"What?"
"I love you."
"Jazz? Jazz!"
The portal switched on. The swirl of green caught her abdomen, turning her entire body weightless. Then, the next second, while her senses struggled to reorient and her stomach realized it abruptly did not exist - displaced, moved into another dimension, ecto filling her senses like she could taste the color green - the electricity hit.
When she comes to, Danny is hunched over her. Her ears keep ringing long enough for him to start crying, and Jazz lifts a tired, heavy arm to wipe his tears away only for her hand to pass through his flesh. Her skin was blue, tinged green from the light of the portal behind them. He'd pulled her out of there. He'd pulled her out of the portal.
"It worked," said Jazz, her voice hoarse and barely a whisper. "It worked!"
"You fucking idiot!" cried Danny, dripping snot at tears all over her. "You - you - "
Jazz's tired hand falls to the ground. She can't feel her heartbeat. Her entire body aches, nerves dull and firing at the same time. A faint scent of pork mixed into the ecto in the air like an army of ecto-weenies marching out of their fridge. Maybe she'd gone full ghost and her body was still in the portal, eternally suspended in the ecto with electricity running through it's veins: the conduit. The missing link.
Was it like this when her little brother had died?
"We can go home," she told Danny. It was what mattered now. He'd have to carry her body into the portal, but by all the Ancients, they could go home.
"You died!"
"So did you!" Jazz forced her upper body upright. "Come on, Danny." If she was a ghost, why did her limbs have to ache so much? "Hey, how do you 'go human'?" A nervous laugh of pure hysteria escaped her. "I mean, I should probably check - "
Danny sucked in a large, desperate breath. Then he cracked again. Jazz ached to comfort him. She focused on the humanity of him - slipping back to life, her heart beating in her chest, the exhaustion in every one of her muscles -
The window shattered. Her elbows slipped and cracked into the floor, through the floor, and half her body followed until Danny's arms hauled her back up and pressed her to his chest. Past his shoulder she could barely see the dark shadow of one of the local bats, illuminated by the green portal light because every other light was dark. Could barely hear those affected gravely voices say, "Holy shit --? Danny? Jazz?"
"Don't come closer!" ordered Danny through the snot and tears, hauling her further upright and ready to bolt.
The sudden movement reminded her of her stomach that didn't exist anymore. Her body fought between passing out and throwing up.
And it was that: the darkness tinging her vision that forced her out of it, less a gentle slide into being alive and more like tumbling down a slope. Gravity slammed into her and forced her back down, her hair turning red again, skin going from hypothermic to pale.
"Fuck yeah, I'm not dead," wheezed Jazz, newly human and alive again, and then threw up at the mouth of the portal her death created.
"What," said the bat. "The fuck."
It just keeps getting better and better!! I ADORE IT BEING POWERED BY DEATH I DO.
I feel like the Bat that crashed in was either Bruce or Dick.
DC x DP: Magic Older Brother
It happens the day of his high school graduation because Casper High is cursed, and the curse personally targets Danny. Danny doesn't care what anyone says. He will die on that hill.
The school is cursed, which is why he turned into a halfa in his freshmen year, throwing his life into chaos all throughout sophomore and junior year, and now that he was finally leaving it, this happens.
An attack by a ghost he has never seen or met before. She calls herself "Lady Gotham," and her name doesn't hint at her power or obsession, unlike other ghosts.
He finds it rather rude of her to burst the graduation ceremony just as they called his name.