Super Cat Web Comic

SUPER CAT A web comic following a would be hero, the self-proclaimed "Super Cat," as he fumbles on his vainglorious quest for attention.

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SUPER CAT: "I take it you finally believe I was correct concerning the criminal conducts of Evil Sal."

COMMISSIONER JORDAN: "I at least believe that given enough time, you will drive anybody crazy."

SUPER CAT: "I know what you mean, hot stuff. You're driving me a little crazy too."

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DAISY THE ORPHAN: "Y'know, it'th funny. Having my HOME BURN DOWN wathn't on my planth for the night, EITHER!"

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DAISY THE ORPHAN: "You are the oppothite of batman!"

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SUPER CAT: "You are being unnecessarily violent, sir."

EVIL SAL: "And after that, I'm going to sew your face to your stomach, and roll you down a hill!"

SUPER CAT: "This is totally uncalled for! I barely even lit you on fire!"

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EVIL SAL: "There are words commin outta your mouth but all I'm hearin is 'Smash my skull in, please!'"

SUPER CAT: "That's not what I said! If anything, I'm saying the exact opposite of that!"

EVIL SAL: "Blah blah blah, Kill me. Yadda yadda yadda, I'm tired of my skull being all in one piece."

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EVIL SAL: "There is PLASTIC melting onto my SKIN! I HATE YOU SO MUCH!"

SUPER CAT: "Well seriously, though, this is exactly why I don't smoke."

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SUPER CAT: "I HAPPEN to be a very sophisticated crime fighter, with sophisticated equipment."

EVIL SAL: "Also, doesn't a utility belt go over your crime fighting outfit?"

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SUPER CAT: "I AM AN ETERNAL CHAMPION OF JUSTICE! I WILL DESTROY YOUR WICKEDNESS AND BURN YOUR EVIL TO ASHES!"

EVIL SAL: "I don't even like sales... my mom wanted me to be an orthodontist..."

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SUPER CAT: "That's racist. You, are racist! Just one more reason why I'm taking you down!"

EVIL SAL: "Racist?! Isn't this entire thing happening because you've been profilin' me?"

SUPER CAT: "You wear a mask! There's HUGE difference between profiling and stating the obvious!"

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EVIL SAL: "No. You may be surprised to find out I am not going to be helping you break into my store."

SUPER CAT: "Oh great, so you're just going to STAND THERE and WATCH while I get out my cutter and WORK my way in."

EVIL SAL: "Actuallies, I'm going to take some time to myself so's I can get all of this GLASS out of my eyes."

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SUPER CAT: "I 'tolerate' you, too, honey-lips. But I must away!"

COMMISSIONER JORDAN: "That-- You! I'll-- LOCKING YOU UP FOREVER!"

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SUPER CAT: (sexily) "You can use it to call me. Although I'd wager you figured that out after you found the light I installed on your bedroom balcony."

COMMISSIONER JORDAN: "I don't have a bedroom balcony."

SUPER CAT: "...Then I guess that makes what we did last night all the more awkward."

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SUPER CAT: "Damnit Gus, why does everything have to be about you?"

GUS: "The blood is pooling in my antlers."

SUPER CAT: "You've only been hanging like that for an hour. You've got at LEAST another 15 min before things get really serious."

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GUS: "I'm not sure learning of their presence in town by means of intimidation, breaking and entering, as well as reading private case files and note of the commissioner is exactly in good keeping with the A-Force's code of conduct. Also, I'd like to invoke the best friend responsibility of cutting me down."

SUPER CAT: "When Did I ever say I was your best friend?"

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GUS: "That's what you said when I told you about the drug ring investigation. And where were you on moving day? NOWHERE! You remember this NEXT TIME I invoke the best friends clause!"

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JORDAN: "Sigh. This has mattress store incident written all over it."

SUPER CAT: "The singers in his jingle can't even hold pitch! Don't TELL me THAT's not evil!"