coolgirl

20 she/her hi i love farts lol (secret side blog) DM me i’m bored

[thegentlemencockrouch]

Need to see more of a mean dom feeding there desprate sub farts, saying stuff like "open wide" "say ahh" "eat up" while the sub pathetically enjoys there little snacks

[tuskicles]

I want my face to be a gaming chair for a cute, pretty guy for hours. Absolutely butt naked and has the case of swampass. Like,,, he'll just sweat, binge eat whatever or drink something while both of my arms and legs are spread and tied to each side of the bed so that I don't get myself off at all. Maybe I did cum untouched. Maybe I didn't until last minute. And he's just sitting on top of me while my nose is being destroyed with each putrid "PFFFBBRBRBBBBT". His sweat and ass musk fucking reeks. It just feels steamy and my face is overall getting hotter by the minute. He even forces me to take his farts down my throat so that when he is in a call with his friends, they don't question him. Hopefully they don't hear me gagging on it. Or moaning of pure bliss.

Bonus: Anytime he rips ass and his controller vibrates, he presses it against my clit to tease me and make me whine.

[freakybell]

The way that I want to be used as a chair rn. Or a toilet seat, even. Just being sat on while the person sitting on me plays video games or watches something while letting out the most rancid farts right on me with no hesitation. I wouldn't resist taking in deep breaths and begging for more.

[tuskicles]

I think a guy should like. Sit his fat, bare, sweaty and musky ass on my face and use me as a dumb little fart cushion until im edging so much that I become dumber and dumber, and my orgasm gets ruined while he quickly grabs both of my hands in a firm grip so that he prevents me from nutting even harder.

[justasslove]

Job offer: Toilet paper in a truck stop bathroom.

[sweetxpeaches4]

Grab my lollipop from meees and fuck your hairy ass with it, daddyy 🥺🩷🩷 make myy lollipop wet with your grownup hairy daddyy asshole, bury it deep in your hairy wet man ass and creams on ittt 🥺🩷🩷🩷 make me cry bc you took my sweets aways daddy 🥺🍭🩷 make meee cryy even more when you force that wet creamy ass flavored lollipop back into my small bby girl mouth, daddyy 🍭🩷🩷 grab the back of my head and grind your sticky icky hairy ass into my small lil bbygirl face, make me suck the sweet stickiness off that puckered wet asshole 🍭🩷🩷🧸

[pervyidiott]

cute gal getting farted on agaisnt her pussy and farted on her face at the same time, completely horny and overwhelmed hehe

[stinkyboiii]

I so need someone with a swampy, bear ass. I need it to be hairy to the point where bits of shit stay tangled in the hair after wiping, not that they care to wipe it very well anyway, and where they sweat do much, and the sweat stays in their crack for so long it becomes absolutely nasty.

And then, I need them to grab my face and use my nose to scratch their gross asshole, holding the back of my head and rubbing their itchy crack and shithole against it like a bear would use a tree.

I need them the grunt, to move me by my hair, to be so comfortable with how gross they're being, fart freely, maybe tell me about how they couldn't get anything to scratch that itch, but my nose was doing a good job. I need their ass to make nasty squealches as it's rubbed against my face, coating me in a thick layer of the stinky goodness.

Maybe they decide to keep me around :3 after all their ass isn't gonna get any better, if anything, they can test if I have other purposes too.

[justasslove]

Men aren't supposted to hold their farts in. It's best if they fart whenever they want to. It doesn't matter if you're eating his ass.

[worship-my-ass012]

Surprising a girl with a long, raunchy fart while she’s eating my ass, and then holding her in place so she can’t pull away while she struggles to swallow it is quite a relieving feeling

[thegentlemencockrouch]

Wanna have my head resting in someone's lap then suddenly have them gently push my face into there crotch as they let out a long loud fart and not let go of the back of my head till the smells gone, gently stroking my hair as i sniff...

Anyway-

[dutchovenme]

Im kneeled, palms on my thighs. My nose is buried deep in your hole, taking small whiffs, as if that will prepare me for what's to come. I jerk, digging my nails into my thighs as a slow steam of warm gas flows directly from your hole and into my nose. It's mind-meltingly disgusting. My eyes water and my body starts to twitch but I keep my nostrils pressed flush against your leaking hole. It's a long silent but deadly fart that stinks of rotten eggs and singes my nose hairs. After fifteen grueling seconds it sputters out with a wet stream of bubbles that pop against my nose. I have only a few moments where hot gas is not being injected directly into my nose before I hear an angry gurgle. A wet trumpeting fart his me and I fight a swell of nausea, gripping tighter at my thighs. A tear slips down my face as it keeps sputtering out of you. Rancid wet puffs of gas that smell like shit left in the sun come one after the other. I stay, body trembling, wanting to pull away, but I keep my nose in your sputtering hole. I'll stay as long as you tell me to, inhaling vile blast after vile blast.

[tootcushion]

Imagine your partner coming home from work, school, the gym, or a night out with friends and they stand in front of you and tell you how long they’ve been holding in their farts and they’re desperate to let them go. So they turn around, sit down on your lap and proceed to drill these long, boorish farts straight into your lap like you’re nothing more than a couch cushion. They know how much you’re enjoying by the sound of you breathing heavily. You just can’t get enough of it. You want more and more as they continue to release these room clearing farts on top of your lap. You can’t help yourself. You place your hands on their hips and begin to grind yourself onto them. You’re so so aroused you don’t care how stupid and pathetic you look or sound.

[hotboxme69-deactivated20260119]

Want my first kiss to be with a guy's unwashed asshole. His pubes and ass sweat in my mouth as I desperately french his stinky hole. All the while, he's jetting out eggy farts that bubble against my tounge.

[lat3n1ghts0nly]

Desperately craving a man to sit his sweaty, heavy ass on my face. Relax and get comfy. Let out your pent up gas from the day you had. I’ll stay and take it because that’s my job and I love it!

[pottykitty]

i don't want my owner to ever need toilet paper~ i want him one of my rules to be that i have to lick masters asshole clean every time. it doesn't matter if i don't want to, he hasn't showered or if hes having diarrhea.

[filthym3talhead]

one of my biggest fart fantasies is living w someone and farting on all their stuff when they aren't there. like, living with a cute soft girl whose room is filled w plushies and blankets i can plant my butt on and rip hot, wet farts into when she's out at work or in a class. they'd end up saturated to fuck with my fumes, and she'll constantly be surrounded by my gas every time she retreats to her bedroom. maybe she'd become kinda obsessed w the putrid smell n then it'll be easy to convert her into my cushion once she finds out it's from my nasty ass <33

im so so so late to my ask box i humbly apologize.

But just imagine her getting addicted to the scent. At first she finds it super weird because she surely doesn’t remember the place stinking that way when she left this morning but overtime she gets so used to your stink in there that she forgets to question it after a few months. Maybe she’ll come home from stressful workdays/exams dreaming of the comfortable scent of her bed (and by default, your stench) and just digs face first into her pillowcase (that you DEFINITELY farted on) holding her favorite plushies (that you DEFINITELY farted on) under her blanket (that you either farted ON or UNDER to make sure the smell would waft right up her nose when she’d lift it)

[beefcakejawn]

Working her up so much that all you have to do is piss a steady stream on her clit and she cums.