A literal mess

This was supposed to be an anime blog, but something went wrong.(Mop for prez 2k16)

[kuuura]

[shittttyproblems]

not today...

[whitepeopletwitter]

[samshine-and-lollipops-deactiva]

Wait, it got better.

[libertineangel]

He does this a lot, to my deep surprise in undergrad:

For reference, the reason nobody likes this book and you can press tofu with it is that it’s about 1600 pages long.

[horizon-penblade]

It’s also, by all accounts, the origin of Cousin Throckmorton

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[blackmules]

They’re cutting the thread I’m hanging on by tomorrow

[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

i bring a "technically i could do this tomorrow" energy to things that tomorrow me really resents

[blanketforcas]

whatever i was gonna say can't possibly be funnier than the mere existence of this draft

[irreparableinnocence]

Options for an intelligent young woman in her 20s:

Kill self

Transition

Betray self for nothing

Move to a brand new city and teach self how to die

Be a lesbian

Imagine Sisyphus happy

[aloyhh]

i love when someone says “that’s so you” it’s nice knowing i have a little vibe of my own

[jurisffiction]

hope is all we have

[escuerzoresucitado]

[segamascott]

[hella1975]

I <3 MY BED #mybed

[creepish]

daylight doesn’t need any saving. i do

[lilstinky]

its cool how every language has wordplay.... we created language like ok step 1) convey info so we can stay alive 2) get silly with it

[doctor-doodleman]

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-

[chilewithcarnage]

[pisshandkerchief]

never kill yourself. discovering music is literally endless. you know songs? they're always making new ones

[apisashla]

I love Disco Elysium because they solved the "obvious correct dialogue choice" problem by making all of the dialogue choices equally bizarre. At no point are you permitted to be normal

[wizard-spells]

what happened to the skeleton war, you guys used to love the skeleton war