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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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izzy's playlists!
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styofa doing anything
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
Cosimo Galluzzi
if i look back, i am lost
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@wheelofshenanigans
iâm experiencing wizard emotions. Not the normal sonder and wonder ones. The I must master potent magics and ascend the ranks of the guild-type emotions. The I must craft the most awe inducing spells the demiurge has ever seen-type emotions. The Its only Called Hubris if I Fail-type emotions
doing things at the right age is literally a made up concept. you can start/pursue anything at any age. btw.
remember remember
Seated Cat Ring, Ancient Egypt
a scientist will see a mouse and say put that beast in a situation
childrenâs book authors do this also
Bonus: If I buy a book I get to keep it! The publisher can't turn up at my house at random and confiscate all the books I bought.
Poll: if your mom remarries when youâre 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your momâs husband.
The poll winner seems to be âdepends on whether you like himâ which is super valid.
Mine watches fox news so âmomâs husbandâ it is!
My family has a great way of distinguishing between a new spouse you like and new spouse you disdain!
Your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are actually a cool person, you use their first name. So if you were to introduce them they would be: Aunt Jane and Bob.
If your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are a fuckwad you introduce them as: this is Aunt Jane and her second husband. The implication being that they are very replaceable and that weâre all just waiting for her to wise up to the situation and serve you divorce papers, she did it once, she can do it again.
MAGNIFICENT
Alright, but what if my mom on her third marriage found a decent man, but my mother herself is shitty
"my stepdad's wife"
@sapphic-sargent your tags omg
You are doing Godâs work
Another wonderfull secret
tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse
imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer
horse that reads Marcus Aurelius
I was wrong. they didnt rock lee him. this horse is literally Gai. and i wish he was my dad
every movie poster just looks like this to me now
when youâre a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isnât really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile youâve been âsingleâ for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now youâve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because youâre lions.)Â
grace is like rocky be honest am i too clingy? and rocky is like grace i would mind meld with you if i could.
Found this one hiking in Rocky Mountain National Park.
Notably, not llama country.
awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?
i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users
would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like theyâre gone. itâs the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.
thatâs not the whole flag, now is it
hey staff what the fuck
hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose
HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE
Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien
