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Better In Than Out 🏡
When I am in times of trouble, Geralt of Rivia comes to me with words of wisdom
Turn the sound on at your own risk
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1920s Slang Brought to the 2020s 💬
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Me, sitting on a log: so how’s your autumn going so far?
Hozier, sitting amongst the highest branches in the tallest oak tree: swirls of red and glittering gold. The annual decay that precedes the howling winter winds is a reminder that, even in death, even in dying, there is so much beauty in the world. Death is not the end, but rather a rebirth into something we can not comprehend.
Me, staring thoughtfully at a mushroom: yeah i can’t wait to buy some mini pumpkins
The Check-Out Counter Dance 💳
my favorite part in attack of the clones is when obi-wan just fucks off to play space nancy drew on Clone Rain Planet with the alarming giraffe-necked aliens and swans in like “HELLO IT’S ME, the jedi who definitely… … was here before and probably, uh, spoke to you, and stuff” and theyre like “ah you are here for the order” and hes like “beg pardon” and theyre like “the order of millions of identical human men?” and hes like “RIGHT YES. ABSOLUTELY I AM HERE FOR THE ORDER OF MILLIONS OF IDENTICAL HUMAN MEN”
and then later when he SNEAKS INTO A CORNER TO FUCKING… facetime yoda… like “ok so we have these millions of identical human men who were apparently suspiciously ordered for us by someone???” and yodas fucking response is just “when countless sapient lemons life gives you…….. send those lemons into intergalactic battle you must”
and obi-wan’s like “shit man you’re so right"
There literally isn’t a frame of this scene where Obi-Wan doesn’t look confused as hell
#he’s trying his best
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BEHOLD
I’ll give her a HAH and a hiYAH and I keek her ser.
“I could teach you the latest dance steps. It starts with like a WHOOP, and then you get real crazy with the hips, sir. It’s fun!”
When you meet the one who changes the way your heart beats, dance with them to that rhythm for as long as the song lasts. ~Kirk Diedrich . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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Kids these days who think that being a bard is just about swinging swords and playing lutes disgust me. Where’s the pizzazz? The showmanship? The seduction??
you ain’t a real bard until you seduce your way out of at least 19 situations that would normally end in combat
You’re not a real bard until you make your DM cry because you seduced the Big Bad that they’ve built up to for 10 sessions
Once a bard friend rolled a 1 for a seduction and ended up killing a girl and tried to hide the body. He was caught, rolled low on deception and they all thought he was fucking her corpse. He then tried seducing the guards and rolled low again so all the guards had boners while arresting him and the DM had to sideline the entire game and make up a dungeon for the rest of us to get our stupid bard out of. But we didn’t. So for like 3 nights the DM essentially ran 2 different games, one of us questing without ol’ corpsefucker and then the adventures of corpsefucker: escape from boner castle.
He seduced his way out, naturally.
A true bard
the penalty box in hockey is such a funny concept to me. big fighty men go in the naughty cube. imprisoned for sports crimes
Go to the terrarium and think about your punching, you knife-footed ice-gremlin
All they do is sit there plotting their little gremlin plans for as soon as you let em out of the gremlin cube.