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Q: What does a spy do when they’re cold?

A: They go undercover

#spy #joke #dadjoke #cold #winter #detective

Q: What do mathematicians grow in their gardens?

A: A compass rose

#math #compass #rose #garden #flower #dad joke #joke #jokes #lol #summer #spring

Q: What has a thumb and four fingers, but is not alive?

A: A glove

#riddle #joke #winter #snow #brain teaser #dad joke #lol

Q: Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

A: He was a baaaaaaaaaad driver

#sheep #joke #driving #car #police #lol #dad joke #animals

Q: What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant?

A: IHOP

#easter #easter bunny #joke #food #pancakes #spring #easter joke #bunny joke #ihop

Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?

A: Because they use honey combs

#bees #bugs #insect #joke #honey #hair #hairbrush #dad joke #save the bees

Q: What do you call a fly with no wings?

A: A walk

#bug #fly #wings #joke #insect

Q: Why did the farmer plant a seed in her pond?

A: She was trying to grow a water-melon.

#farmer #melon #fruit #watermelon #pond #food #grow #dad joke

Q: What falls but never gets hurt?

A: Rain!

#rain #joke #weather #spring #fall #hurt #dad joke

Q: What kind of bow can’t be tied?

A: A rainbow

#rainbow #joke #tie #bow #sping #rain #weather #dad joke

Q: What did the Easter bunny get for making the basket?

A: Two points, just like everybody else.

#easter #bunny #basketball #sports #points #lol #dad joke #spring time

Q: What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

A: Lily!

#lily pad #joke #lol #spring #april #head #frog #plants #lilly

Q: Why couldn’t the bike stand on it’s own?

A: Because it was two-tired!

#joke #bike #tired #sleepy #tires #bike joke #dad joke #bicycle

Q: What is the Easter bunny’s favorite sport?

A: Basket-ball!

#easter joke #bunny #basketball #sports #sport joke #april #lol #dad joke #basket

Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?

A: He was having a bad hare day.

#easter #easter joke #bunny #hare #hair #lol #dad joke #joke

Q: How did the soggy bunny dry himself?

A: With a hare dryer!

#easter joke #bunny #wet #dry #hair #joke #lol #hair dryer #rabbit

Q: What do you call a bunny with fleas?

A: Bugs bunny!

#eater joke #easter #april #april fools #dad joke #fleas #bugs #bunny #loonytoons #bugs bunny

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