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Been here since 2013… Fuck. Haven’t been on desktop since 2015 so hopefully the format is a good one😅 They/Them

[cassandraebner]

If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect

[durnesque-esque]

First of all: bullshit.

Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.

[bei-fong-appreciation-blog]

how did you do that so smoothly? 

[bumbleshark]

thats some broadway musical shit

[haymitchdrinksfirewhiskey]

But seriously, I think I love you.

[0601254-deactivated20140502]

heck no, i’m callin dibs

[durnesque-esque]

Sorry friend, thatseanguyblogs called dibs first. ;) 

[thatseanguyblogs-deactivated201]

By the way, folks… We’re super engaged. Just fyi. :P

[durnesque-esque]

Well, we never got around to making a wedding gif, but still super-married and loving it. Happy Valentine’s Day!

[durnesque-esque]

[validwarriorcatsnames]

Is there some canon source that specifies the rules of naming warrior cats? Like no double names or no star- prefix? Or is it just a generally agreed upon thing? The only source I've found is the warriors wiki and it doesn't cite any source for it :/

Nope, I'm just going off of general fan understanding.

[theehorsepusssy]

[temporalreverie]

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[temporalreverie]

Alright since a lot of ppl seem really confused I wanted to answer a question I saw in the tags

....hi 👋

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[factbot]

When you exercise, the burned fat metabolizes to become shark, banana, and a radioy.

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

Queer exmos

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

Everyone shut the fuck up this is the best tag on this post

[log6]

yeah as soon as I wake up no longer fatigued for the first time in my life I'll be set

[cdi-screens]

The Super Mario Bros. Super Show: “Mario’s Magic Carpet” [03230/8100]

[caats]

[sweetmage]

Gale slipped on his own ice and fell down like this. He looks so defeated lol

[kirain]

Gale's inner thoughts:

[superharrywholockstuck]

TW: pee talk

I have recently learned that I’ve been dehydrated for so long, I no longer can Identify when I’m properly hydrated. What I thought was the good pee yellow was in fact, the mild dehydration color. And what I thought was unhealthily pale was actually the ideal color.

[soberscientistlife]

We have a billionaire excess

[junkfoodcinemas]

JASON X (2001) dir. James Isaac

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Enjoy it while it lasts, Canada and Philadelphia.

[ladyshinga]

[ladyshinga]

#I just want to point out that looms in the 18th century were massive#people didn’t really weave at home at this point#so these were huge and semi complex machines about the size of a mini cooper#and I just love the idea of ‘get out your 18th century loom’ like it fits in a craft drawer somewhere

this was pretty much the joke, yes - was talkin w/my mom about those tutorial videos that go "this is an easy DIY thing, super cheap!" then suddenly the next shot is of them using expensive tools most people do not already own

[esoteric-merit]

ok what next

[ladyshinga]

I still have no follow-up joke, I procrastinated and it's not ready <3

[hotsugar]

[stealthrockdamage-deactivated20]

need to post my favourite tweet in the entire world