A Bunch of Idiot Babies

"I ate a rainbow"

[tonkystronky]

im here im queer ive got some WHOLESOME CONTENT.

This is for the @goodthingshappenbingo square “waking up together” and its sOFT and also for a very special person uwu @la-na-da

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[superidiotics]

Jules: I will put my "A" down to make “A”

Cecil: I will add to your “A” to make “AT”

Lilea: I will add onto your “AT” to make “RAT”

Jamie: I will add onto your “RAT” to make “BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC”

Jules: flips the board over

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Nana: [starts screaming]

Jules: Whoa there buddy, what's that all about?

Nana: Sorry, I just remembered my entire life.

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Jules, on their wedding day: I’m not gay, but the bond Cecil and I share is so genuine and sincere that I feel like he is my boyfriend.

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Jamie: I’ve never been in a snowball fight actually.

Nana: Really?

Jamie: I don’t even know the rules. Is it like a point system, or to the death?

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Jules: Road work ahead? UHH yea, I sure hope it does!

Jamie, clenching her fists: PLEASE stop saying that every time you see that sign, it's giving me anxiety.

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Nana: Looking back, I have no regrets.

Jamie: You should.

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Jamie: if a guy calls you ‘princess’ in a condescending manner, assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.

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Cecil: Jules is cute. I think I wanna ask him out.

Jamie, thinking about the night before when a slightly drunk Jules was standing on the table and screaming that worms are just tiny, harmless snakes: Good, because I’m positive nobody else does.

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[at disneyland on the teacup ride]

Cecil, Lilea and Jamie: [spinning calmly while talking]

Nana and Jules: [flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming]

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Jules: In this world, it’s either yeet or be yeeted.

Jamie: I’m literally begging you to stop.

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Jamie: You can't embarrass me more than I have embarrassed myself. I know all the details. Because I was there.

Jamie: I was there in the third grade when a boy told me that he liked me and i hit him in the back of the head with a rock.

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Jamie: They were not, as the kids say, awake.

Jules: Do you mean woke?

Jamie: I did mean woke, but it's grammatically incoherent.

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Nana: Why is Jules crying in the bathroom?

Jamie: He’s drunk.

Nana: And?

Jamie: He found out that Cecil has a boyfriend.

Nana: But he is Cecil's boyfriend.

Jamie: I know.

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Cecil: Jules texted me “your adorable” so I texted him back and said “no, YOU’RE adorable."

Jamie: And?

Cecil: And now we’re dating. We’ve been on six dates. All I did was point out a typo, but I like him so I’m not gonna say anything.

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Jamie: It’s hard living with everyone here sometimes but they’re my friends and-

Jules: Uh, Jamie!! Nana and I tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and we broke EVERYTHING!

Jamie: inhales

[superidiots-superfan]

whatever you do dont imagine child cassian trying to make friends but getting brushed off because "hes a monster" dont do it dont imaGINE IT-

I did.

I imagined it-

How dare you do this to me? YoU MONSTER