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@superior-science
Sup Eggman! I was wondering: Do you know if Shadow the Hedgehog has an official tumblr/other social media account? As a huge fan of his I'd figure you'd be the evil genius to know. Thanks man!
No, but if you find it on Tumblr or Instagram, let me know! He’s blocking me on Twitter right now and I can’t send him an invite to my super cool pool party!
What was your first date like?
Well, now we’re bringing up days of my early youth. If I recall correctly, she had long hair and these cute little glasses that sat over the bridge of her button nose. Such a beautiful sight.
...Though not as beautiful as the credit cards I stole from her wallet.
Just wanted to say you're the most relatable villan I've ever seen. Also you have a snazzy sense of fashion sir. :)
Why, thank you! It’s good to know some people get me.
I do the same things that most people do. Walk to the store, enjoy a good 2-star movie on Netflix, play Sims 3 for the sole purpose of making them swim around in a pool and then taking the ladder away. You know, the usual.
Good evening Doctor, I couldn't think of anything to ask you so instead wanted to say that you are awesome, amazing, fantastic, handsome, and brilliant! I'm a huge fan (probably your biggest) and I really hope you manage to achieve world domination some day, we would all no doubt be so much better off with you ruling us ❤
Oh, I love it when tumblr is absolutely right! How observant of you. Is it my flashy sense of fashion? My irrefutable flair for villainy? I do love drowning in the compliments of my minions.
Do note that when I become the absolute ruler of the planet, enslave all of humanity, and finally construct the universe’s most beloved theme park, all loyal peons receive %25 off all-day passes.
So how did it feel that the newly named hedgehog village almost all unanimously voted for you (i ask even though i suspect you rigged the votes.)
‘Rigged the votes’? How insulting to my respect of the Democratic process. I’m a diabolical scientist, not a social-political neanderthal.
Sonic’s girlfriend and that rabid badger didn’t have a chance against my devilish good looks and perfect smear campaign. I was well spoken, educated-- who doesn’t want a theme park? The votes spoke for themselves and they said, “We Love Eggman!”
And let’s be real, what’s not to love?
... Have you considered an evil artist who is desperate for creating blueprints or designs, to help you in your evil creations and plans and such?
If they they think they’ll get their name on the credits of my plans, forget it! An evil artist charges evil commission with evil money sent over evil paypal. Why bother with that when I can build evil henchmen to draw my evil designs with an evil pencil right inside of my evil lair for free?Besides, good luck presenting anything worthy of my nefarious engineering standards! I am a professional level villain with class and style.Note to self; build an evil thesaurus.
Hello Dr. Eggman! I am absolutely thrilled that I found your fabulous blog! I have a question that I simply must ask you: If you absolutely HAD to (no way out of it whatsoever), how would you cope with having to shave off your beautiful mustache? Like the opposite of Movember? What would you do? How would it make you feel? --Shannon, a loyal fan.
You and Sonic are friends. Stop denying it.
Me, friends with that insufferable blue pincushion?
In case you’ve forgotten, which it seems that you have, sworn archenemies are not friends! It even says so in the dictionary! We are rivals, life-long nemeses, and absolutely never text eachother funny internet memes or share an account on Hulu.
...Enemies!
Is there a way I can try your cookies? They look so evilly delicious.
Oh, they are delicious. In fact, made from a lovely little recipe passed down by my Mumsie. Would you prefer the snickerdoodles that cause irreversible schizophrenic psychosis or the pumpkin chocolate chip that causes hours of crippling diarrhea?How many boxes am I putting you down for? And yes, we are sold out of Thin Mints, Tagalongs, and Do-Si-Dos.
Did you ever own a guinea pig?
Yes, his name was Beans.He was perfect and precious and fluffy and he got stuck in the plastic tube of the vacuum and died. Thank you for bringing up the most traumatic memory of my delicately innocent childhood years. I hope you’re proud of yourself.
Eggman, if your intellect were to increase tenfold, and you'd gain the ability to merged with any genius' intelligence by a meer thought (but, you have to constantly manage on maintaining your own sanity amist the geniuses' memories, thoughts and personalities inside your mind), wouldn't you see this scenario as your most greatest triumph ever...or your most tragic downfall considering that you might be driven insane after merging your mind with others'?
Me be driven insane? Did you forget who you’re talking to here? I’m Dr. Eggman, the most evilest of evil super villains! There is no one more dastardly and brilliant than me! If I were to merge my mind with someone else’s puny brain, I’d be doing them a favor!I would dominate their inferior mind, bend it to my will, and then steal whatever is left in there as my own-- like an art thief on Deviantart! No lesser person can contain my pure, unbridled panache!
Do you by any chance know the scientific explanation for Sonic's speed?
Given technological limitations, the stupid rodent clocks nearly 4,646KPH, but that annoying Spin Dash of his is still unconfirmed. By my calculations, I suspect it to increase in a temporary burst of 4,828KPH.In other words, Sonic runs approximately 1,341 meters per second. Do you have any idea how hard that is to deal with? This algorithm doesn’t even factor in chaos emeralds.Tldr; he moves his legs.
How does one grow such an amazing mustache?
Oh, the usual.Daily trimming, occasional plucking, deep cleansing conditioners, essential oils, manly scented tea-tree extracts. As you’re well aware, the perfect moustache only grows on the face of a perfect man.
Would you frickle-frackle a robot?
Look at you and your edgy, PG-13 questions.
I build machines for horrific death and catastrophic destruction! Pain and anguish! Lots of pointy, spikey things! Fire! They barely fit through doors! Besides, the country of Japan essentially owns the entire market on creepy love machines. They don’t quite fit into my niche.
Do you own a Sega Dreamcast? If so, what's your favorite game?
I am a grown man with a destiny to become the grand supreme ruler of the universe and to rid the world of the most irritating rodent on the planet! I spend every day of my life busy drawing blueprints and conjuring brilliant schemes that only the greatest of masterminds could ever hope to create! Do you honestly think that I, Dr. Ivo Eggman, would have time for pointless games?... ...It may or may not be Space Channel 5.
Hey eggy why do you always have those goggles on ur head if you have those glasses to help you see and you never use them
The glasses are a classic style of historic french flair called “pince-nez”. It was popular in the 1900′s during the turn of the century Europe, if memory serves. Despite my superior charm and awe-inspiring genius, I’m near-sighted and I need glasses to see. It sucks all the joy out of yelling insults at your underlings if you can’t see the quivering fear on their faces while you do it.I keep these goggles on top of my head for work purposes. Metal doesn’t weld itself around here because my lair is full of useless, iron-clad morons.
If you all got together would you be an egg salad?
Oh, look. Egg puns!Where do you get this riveting and completely original material? I must know!